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Iindwendwe ezithandekayo, kwaye ngaba abanini badiniwe ngawe?
Ndahlala ngandlela thile kwi-vespatting kade ngokuhlwa, umnxeba uza. Kwityhubhu - izwi labasetyhini abakrelekrele kakhulu:- Mholweni! Ndineteksi, kungekudala. Musa ukucinga, hayi mna, ndifuna ukuthumela iindwendwe!
Ndiyaphendula:
Ewe kunjalo, siba nerhafu yobusuku kuphela. Ubuncinci bexabiso lokunikezela zii-ruble ezingama-300.
-300? Ewe, ndiza kubanika i-ruble engama-300, sele esele!
Ubungcali bunganikezeli
Ngandlel 'ithile kwakuyimfuneko ukuthatha abathengi kwivenkile yokutyela, ukusuka kwisidlo. Isibini esitshatileyo siphuma, indoda ayibambe imilenze yakhe. Umlingane, hayi unentloni, phantse wazisa emotweni. Bahlala phantsi. Ibhinqa libiza idilesi kwaye libuze:
- Zingaphi?
Ndiyaphendula:
Ii-ruble ezingama-350.
Okwalo mzuzu umntu uvula amehlo akhe nendlela yokukhula:
-Ungaphantsi kwe-500 andiyi kuhamba!
Kwaye iwela emotweni. Kwavela, iminyaka eli-10 isebenze njengomqhubi weeteksi.
Utshintshiselwano lwendalo
Ndithatha ngentsasa yendoda enye kwivenkile yokutyela. Une-hangover. Hlala lusizi, ulusizi. Imali, itsho ngokufika ndiza kunika. Khange ndimkhathaze malunga nencoko. Kwimizuzu engamashumi amabini, sisondela kwindawo oya kuyo, yeka. Apha utsala ibhegi yenkukhu eqandusiweyo kwaye uthi:-Chef, thatha inkukhu? Kwaye ke inkosikazi yam ayiyi kukhululwa ekhaya. Ndishiywe yinkukhu izolo.
Ikhutshelwe iofisi
Weza umnxeba, wathabatha inenekazi. Siye sadibana nomyeni wakhe kwisikhululo seKhada. Wadibana neqabane elinonyana omncinci kwaye ubuye. Unyana wam uthetha nam, nam ndihleli naye. Sixoxa ngentuthuzelo yohambo lokuya kwikhokheli. Nyana kwaye uthi:
- kwaye bendifanele ukuba ndihambe. Ubushushu kwaye ubeke kakhulu. Ndilale kwisheritha ephezulu, kwaye notata no-Aunt Nina - ezantsi. Kunye ...
Ngaphaya koko wonke umntu wathuma.
Mama, uphi?
Ndiza kuthatha abathengi. Umfana uhleli kwisitulo esingaphambili, kwaye iqhawe eliphambili. Ndiyabuza:-Siphi?
Intombazana ithi:
-Ndiza kubiza, ndiza kucacisa.
Amakhonkco. Mamela Incoko:
- Mama, Molo! Siya phi? Isanti yesithandathu? Mama, ithini indlu?
Apha sinenye yeemoto kwaye ayizange iphume.
Musa ukuba lusizi
Ukuphela kotshintsho. Ukudinwa koyikeka, imini yonke kwi-jams yendlela. Ndithatha iodolo yokugqibela. Umfazi uphume. Uya kwivenkile kwaye ubuye.
Sifikile, kwaye yena wandijonga kwaye uyabona ukuba andikho emoyeni. Undibuza:
- Yeyiphi itshokholethi oyithandayo?
Ndiphendula ngamazinyo akho:
-Andidle mnandi!
Umfazi:
- Ingaba uthanda ntoni?
Ndiyaphendula:
-I-cucumber efrijini!
Ukuba kuphela ngasemva. Wabuya kwivenkile, wandizisela i-cucumbers. Imozulu inyuka kwangoko.
Ngqongqo yirhafu
Ndincancile kwinenekazi leeteksi phantsi kwe-50. Ndibonisa isandi kwirediyo, nditsho molo, jonga idilesi yokuhambisa. Wonke umntu waxoxayo, ndongeza isandi kwakhona, kwaye apha, umfazi undixelela:-Angakukopeli, nceda!
Khange ndiyiqonde ukuba yayiyintoni, ilahlekile ngaphambili. Yiza, undilulamele i-ruble e-ruble ezili-100 kwaye uthi:
- Gcina itshintshi.
Ndithi:
-Uyintoni na, usenenkolo-250 yam.
Ibhinqa libonisa isandla kwirediyo, apho ndinayo irediyo fm nge-RSCOW 96.4:
-Ndiyandikhohlisa ntoni? Apha unayo kwimitha: 96 ruble kunye ne-40 kopecks!
Ubudlelwane umahluko
Ndiziindwendwe ezithile iindwendwe. Kwaye basuka esitishini kuphela, jonga ngefestile, wonke umntu uphawula! Sisondela kwiPolisi yamaPolisa "ipolisa", kwaye apha ngasemva kokuhlala ngasemva likhala kakhulu:
-Chef, chef, ngononophelo! Indlela enye yeMiltky !!!
Umthombo