Ukuba awunayo ikati-sele uqwalasela, ilahlekile. Zama ukungaphulukani nesiqingatha eseleyo! Kodwa nokuba sele unekati, injalo isizathu sokucinga, kuba akukho lonwabo!
Nye. Okokuqala, intle. Okwesibini, iqokelela i-troch's troch ngexesha. Kwaye ngenxa yokuthintela ezimbini - amawaka amabini!
2. Ukuba i-kitten ibonisa eyona nto ingcolileyo, kuhlala kukho ithuba lokumbiza nguYe Galina Viktor Spiegel. Kumnandi, kodwa nguwuphi umama wakho, ngaba ungazazi galin emhlabeni?
3. Unezidiliya ezidinisayo. Hayi eyomeleleyo kakhulu kwaye kwangaxeshanye boyike kakhulu.
ezine. Ewe, kwaye isofa, ukuba ucinga njalo, kunjalo, kunjalo.
Ntlanu. Ngoku uza kuba nothuli lothusu lwezona shelfu zingaphezulu. Ewe, akukho nto ine-vases. Sele uphulukene nesofa, ke uziva njani umphathi omkhulu kangaka?
6. Kukho umqhubi kwi-CAT. Wampholisa apho uAdam, weza kuye uAdam, ekhwaza: "Nkosi, ndinoyolo, kwaye andincedi mntu!"
7. Kwaye phantsi kwemoto yokuthunga. Imilenze yakho ayisayi kubanda. Kwaye simahla.
Sibhozo. Uya kufunda ukufowuna isicatshulwa kuqala kunye ne-elbows ecinezelweyo, emva koko ngesaza esinye, ngaphandle kwezandla, emva koko umqobo weshumi ekhitshini kwikhibhodi.
Thoba. I-fed ye-fb fe? Ewe, awukwenzi kwaphela! Yiyo yonke yena. Ikati!
10. Wasinda emva kokuzivocavoca "Thenga iKisu"? Sivuyisana, ngoku ungathenga nabani na kuyo nayiphi na indawo. Nditsho nengwenya yaseNayile kumlambo uMorscow.
Shumi elinanye. Uya kufunda ukuba kukho ubomi obusemva kwefriji (ikhona!), Uya kufumana amacici amane egolide ixesha elide kwaye uphumelele kakhulu ulwazi lwemixhasi yehlabathi.
12. Ummangalelwa kwithebhulethi ye-Rape Cottage, ungathandabuzi: Ukucela uncedo kuwe - kumnandi kwabantwana.
13. Ayiyonto inomdla ukubeka uMthi weKrisimesi kube kanye ngonyaka. Uya kuba nethuba lokwenza amaxesha amahlanu okanye ngaphezulu. Ngosuku.
Shumi elinane. Hayi ebomini bolonwabo? Ndibone. Izolo uqale uyifumene indawo apho ahamba khona xa edlula itreyi!
Shumi elinantlanu. Uyakufunda ukuxabisa kwaye ngombulelo uthathe iimpawu zokuthathela ingqalelo. Zonke, kubandakanya iimpuku ezifileyo, kwaye inobuhlobo bokuhlikila i-ass engcolileyo malunga ne-cheek yakho ecocekileyo.
Shumi elinesthandathu. Ngo-Matshi (nangaphambi kokuba) uya kukhunjuzwa ukuba kukho uthando ngeli lizwe ngqina. Iphezulu, ukukhanya kwaye kuvakale ukuvakala.
17. Uya kufumanisa ukuba umhlaba ayisiyintlango ebandayo, ugcwele ngabantu abangafundanga ngabantu abangafundanga. Kwaye bayeke baphinde bahlekise, kodwa yonke into ilula igxile kwiforum enye.
Shumi elinesibhozo. Uya kukususa onke amathandabuzo kwiitalente zethu ze-cudiyo. Isitya sakho, ukulungele ukunika umphefumlo, kwaye uvula nje ifriji!
Shumi elinethoba. Ukuba yenzeka ukuze ulale kwi-rairie, ke awudideki apha. Ngubani oxhuma apho? Umhlambi omkhulu weViloroga Antelope? Ewe, kwaye i-damn, ne-Antiloes. Uya kuvula elinye icala kwaye uqhubeke nokuhlola ubuthongo bakho.
Amashumi amabini. Nokuba bonke ookhokho bakho ngabasebenzi nabalingane, abazalwayo, banokuvela kwintsapho yakho.
21. Kwipasipoti, bekukho iJiputa ngakumbi kuneSchengen. Ngokuqinisekileyo kuya kunqweneleka. Kwaye ufunda indlela yokufihla ngcono.
22. Ufunda ukuba yonke into isekwe. Into efanayo inokuvelisa iziphumo ezichaseneyo. Thatha apha Valerian ...
23. Emkile kwiholide, awukwazi ukuphumla kuphela, kodwa nako ukuthuthuzelayo kwezona zihlobo zixabisekileyo.
24. Kwiminyaka ye-synthetics engenamphefumlo kunye neendlela zokuthambisa ikati kuwo nawuphi na uhlomeke lwezinto zendalo ngohlobo loboya. Ewe, akukho nto inzima i-ecology ikhuphe kwifanitshala. Kodwa, ngokungafaniyo nabanye, uya kuhlala unetyala.
25 Umnini wekati yekati yekati enomsindo sele efumene amashumi ezigidi ezininzi zeedola. Yinto enjalo hostess.
26. Luluphi utshintsho onokukumangalisa emva kokuba iVasili iguqukele eVasilis nasemva kwemiqondiso ethembekileyo ngokupheleleyo, emva koko yanesithukuthezi?
27. Ukuvula nokuvala umnyango wamakhulu amabini amashumi amane anesithandathu ngemini, uya kusondela kwi-buddha.
28. Ngoku uneento ezininzi ezimnandi kakhulu ngevumba lemvana kunye nomvundla, oya kusinda kuyo nayiphi na i-zombie Apocalypse. Kwaye ungawedwa, kodwa kwinkampani efudumeleyo!
