Ngokutsho kwedayari ye-frien ye-fb-blogger sasha ye-shova sasasazi malunga ne-staylish kunye ne-gety moscow engenakhaya. Siqokelle kwibali elinye kwingqondo yokuqala yobuso, eyahlula imizobo ngamaxesha ngamaxesha. Ebusika nasehlotyeni ngombala omnye, i-bomzh albert - i-charsma ekhutshiweyo.
Intwasahlobo ngo-2014
Kufutshane necawe yethu, ii-bums zihleli. Kunye nembono, kunye nephunga-yonke into inje. Kodwa banayo ekhethekileyo. Indevu iya kuqhubeka isampulu, emva koko i-tie iya kubetha, imagazini ithi "ukudlala ngothando" emthunzini zityhila. Xa endaweni yemali yamnika iqhekeza elinesoseji, wolula isandla sakhe wathi:Ndisindise, Thixo! Kubanda?
-Ukubanda, - i-nod.
- Kulungile. Ngexesha elizayo i-drour ifudumele. Okwangoku ayishushu kakhulu, ayitshisi. "Kwaye ixesha lokugqibela bazisa iti, ndinamaqanda amaninzi," utsho amaqanda amaninzi.
Igama lakho ngu-Albert. I-Bum Albert. Kunye nokunambitheka.
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I-Bomge Albert yajika yaba yi-ESTHETE. Oogxa bakhe bahleli ngesandla, kwaye watsala ibhokisi yakhe entle kakhulu, enxibe imibala eyahlukeneyo, kwaye ufunda umba wamva nje kwephephandaba "Bendi Sokolnikov".
- Yintoni eshukunyiswayo? - Ndiyabuza.
UAlbert wathabatha iphephandaba, waqhubela phambili ubuso bakhe obudumbileyo, wathandabuza eyakhe:
-ngqengqeleka!
Ihlobo lowama-2014.
Umhlobo wam we-Bum Albert ehlotyeni wanyamalala ngokupheleleyo. Apha ndihamba ndidlula-. Itya into kwiplate yakudala ye-porcelain.
-Ndiphi na, nditsho, - yanyamalala?
-Kwiholide yayikukuba, - chews.
-Umde?
-Nganjalo, apha ikufuphi. ECrimea.
- Kwaye, nditsho njani, - utshilo?
-Sebenzisa iRrista? -Umlomo wawehlelo. -Irria - eyethu! ..
I-Autumn 2014.
I-Candene ibandayo yeza kwikomkhulu lelizwe lethu. I-Bomge Albert kwenye indawo inxibile i-drain yengubo kunye nombhali wephephandaba "Aif-Heald". Ukugweba ngephunga nengqondo, yayisongelwe kuyo eyayihlala ihlanjwa ngaphaya komjelo."Molo," nditsho, kwaye ndiyolula ikhulu elikhulu. "
"Molo emva kwemini," Albert Nodds. Ikhulu linyamalala enzonzobileni yengubo, kwaye isandla sivela apho.
- Yintoni? - Ndithi.
- Abathengi abasisigxina-Isaphulelo, i-Albert, iphephandaba laseSharcha linoxanduva.
Ubusika 2014-2015
Umhlobo wam weBomzh Albert uvuyiwe kwaye e-Kedah. Uli-isthete. Iziselo ezivela eChina China ngaphandle kokukhulula.
"Albert," Ndithi, "Uyayisela nayiphi na inkunkuma!"
-UGO! -Izinto ze-albert, zijonge kwimilenze ye-baddy yelebhule.
"Kuwe," Ndithi, "Ivumba elitsha le-opole. Akukho namnye!
- kwaye mna, kwaye njalo, ii-nods, iveki ngaphandle kwengeniso. I-gis iphumelele ekuseni yanika enye, yabakhenkethi ngebhasi. Sindisa uNdikhoyo, kodwa ndiza kuyenza?
Kwaye utsala amatyala kwii-euro ezilishumi.
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I-Bums Albert kwi-Cashmere Coat kunye ne-sneakers ifunda i-phephe i-GORT "Flind". Uncumo. Indoda kwi-jeep emnyama icinga - ukupaka. Ifestile ihamba phantsi, uAlbert ukhwaza kuye:
- Yishukume! Isandi-kuya kubakho i-gangnene!
UAlbert, ngaphandle kokuphakamisa iintloko:
- Ngubani na onomthetho, kwaye ngubani onesisu;
Kwaye intengiso yabafazi bajonga.
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I-Bumge Albert Chews i-Pahlav, kwaye i-cumbs ivela kwiindevu ziyashukuma, oongqatyana. I-Sparobashki itya intwasahlobo yabantu abancinci ukusuka kwi-asphalt.
- Apha, i-Albert ithi, - Njengawe, bafazi!
- Yintoni?
-Kukho ubutyebi bezinto eziphathekayo - uqhuba ngokukhawuleza! Kwaye ukuba usatsho ukuba i-muscovite ...
Kwaye iingalo ezikrakra ngesandla.
Ngo-2015.
Umhlobo wam weBomzh Albert unxibe amagqabi entwasahlobo. Kwindevu, isampulu ye-Imperial. Kwimilenze yezihlangu ze-yacht. Entloko kunye nemfama, i-woolen entsha yomhlaba. Ifudumele kwaye intle. UAlberta kufuneka abe mhle - uli-ishente.- Unjani? - Ndithi.
I-albert kilves ikofu, ijonge ebusweni kunye nee-nods zam:
- Kulungile, kodwa ndingathatha isiqingatha kude!
- Yintoni ephantsi?
-Lipstick kwiHalfone ngezantsi. Kwaye hayi kwi-orenji, kodwa ibomvu.
Ndiye ndaya kwi-lipstick entsha.
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I-Bomge Albert yaqala ukujonga umthengisi kwimifuno. Inkunzi yenkomo iya kuhamba, iya kuyenza iphosakele ngamnyango, iye kwi-solarium kwaphela.
"UTatiana Petrovna," UAlbert Aries, "ngokubanzi, ndiziva ndilungile. Uthi ndibukeka ndimncinci, kwaye lonke ixesha "kuwe".
- Ingaba kunjani?
- "Indoda encinci! Undidala ungangakhathali! ".
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Baleka namhlanje epakini. Kwikhilomitha yesithathu, ndiyabona - kukho intente yetarp, eyayityumkile moss kwaye ihlise. Kukho ii-rags ezihamba ngeenxa zonke: I-dub eluhlaza, kwi-Rowson Bop, kwaye emhlabeni iphela i-albert engenazindlu kwaye ilungelelanise imibala eminye yemibala.
- Owu,--uff, uhambisa kwindalo?
"Ngommandla we-Demo," uyacengceleza isandla sakhe, ada akhala. -Ngoko ke akukho nto inxibayo! Ebantwini fumani nto! Yibani nemihlali! Ndiza kuza kunyaka ophelileyo!
Ihlobo lowama-2015.
I-Bomge Albert namhlanje ePanama, iflip-flops kunye nengubo yomzimba onqunu.
-Nditsho molo. -Ibhafu zomoya?
- Kutheni le nto! -Ukukhangela iigrey, kunye nokunyibilika phantsi kwayo. -Ndiza kuthatha umthombo!
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I-Bums Albert kwisithunzi se-domes kunye ne-jees emnyama jees itya ikhabe. Ijusi Drips kwiPanties, kwi-tie, ebusweni behenyukazi kwimagazini "Flind". I-hemisphelon enye ityiwa, i-crust ilele emhlabeni, kwaye abantu abadlulayo baphosa umqhinga apho.
- Gcina i-boh, gcina i-boh, - i-albert squls, - okwangoku kwilize ndiyonakalo, ndingumhla ophumayo namhlanje!
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- Leliphi ilizwe ababehamba ngalo! Obunjani bona ubukhosi! - I-Bummy Albert ikhula, ihamba iminwe yakhe kwizihlangu ezinamachaphaza amabi. - Athini amaxesha! Ipere! Iphitshi!
"Uya kuthunyelwa kwi-Colony yokuhlaliswa kolu bukumkani, apha nawe kunye neeperile," ukrokrela.
- Madame, ulikhoboka lezinto ezikhoyo kwi-Eyra. Kwaye ndikhululekile, ndiyaxolisa nge-Austro-Hungary!
Kwi-lacquer ye-suble yokuvelela ikhulu lamakhulu amahlanu kwaye kwasekuqaleni kwakukho.
I-Autumn 2015.
IBomzh Albert, i-connoisseur ye-cennoisseur yentle, yabona isixhobo esingaqondakaliyo sezipikili.
- E * Lo mhlambi, kodwa nge-ticure! -Umntu otyhafileyo kwi-puddle umhlobo otyhafileyo.
UAlbert, ukuqhubeka nokusika:
-Uzahlula-hlula izakhiwo.
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I-Bomge Albert ibeka e-Uthamba, itshintshe i-sneakers yehlobo ebusika kwaye i-Stink Weolen Woole. Ngohlobo, usifikele kwi-mesozozic.
- Thetha iisokisi!
"Ipholile," Albert Nosds. -Okwabawo. Kwaye ngoku uTata kwi-Storrazyky Cortoyky ". Ishiywe ngaphandle kweesokisi!
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I-Bomge Albert kwi-fursf kunye ne-woolen scals iti, ngethemba lomnwe omncinci. Ecaleni kwakhe ngomqolo we-fiker, ijika, i-niked kunye nenxila nje.
-Ngcono! -Albert ukhulisa kwicala labo.
- Yintoni emnandi?
- "I-Frost-Voivde ubhale! Ukuwela eyakho! " Mhle, khangela! ..
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