I-Muscovite, ugqirha wezengqondo oqhelisela i-Peblialogists kunye nendoda elungileyo Julia Ribbleva ibhala kwiphepha le-facebook isithuba esingaqondakaliyo sokunyamalala kwemvula, efanelwe yimbali yokwenyani. Abasebenzisi be-Facebook babengadideki kwaye baxelela amabali akukho mabi.
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Nje ukuba umama wam sele esusela kwiholo ye-raincoat nge hood yoboya. Ndimi ngasemva ndabona. Uye wagxotha i-hood, wamphosa ejele. Emva koko wafuna kwakhona ukuzama kuye, kwaye yayingeyiyo. Wayengangemva kwe-hanger, emva komnyango, kwizinyuko (esiphuma khona), phantsi kwe-hanger, kwi-hanger-naphi na. Asisayiboni. Soze. Soze. Naphi na kwigumbi lendlu. Wayemhle kakhulu ngoboya. Ndisayamkeli, ndicinga ukuba iphi. Nje ukuba umyeni wam asuse iringi xa kukho into esebenzayo, kwaye wafaka isitoli ecaleni kwesitulo. Sobabini sahlala kwisofa kwaye ndayibona. Bakuba kunjalo, amakhonkco ayengekho. Ikati nentombi yakhe yayililizwe. Besifuna iintsuku ezininzi, sishukume ifenitshala, i-Plmty, isikizi, iSofa, icoca, uthuli oluhleliweyo kulo, liphantse laphambana. Ngamaxesha athile, kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva, sahamba saya kunye nepaseji yethu ende kwaye sabona iringi. Ilele embindini kwaye igcwalisiwe. Phantsi phantsi. Embindini wendlela yeholo. Ngaba unayo le nto?***
Ilahlekile i-pubnitius mpempe-iwele emlanjeni kwaye ayiyifumana e-Ile. Icaphukile kakhulu. Igoduka igoduka. Ikwi-cawer yetafile.
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Kwaye ndaphelelwa yiken. Ikati yam yazala iintshontsho ezintandathu, yayisele inyanga enesiqingatha, yayisele iqhutywa ngamandla kwaye yayinkulu. Ndize ngandlel 'ithile ekhaya, ndicinga ukuba i-kittens - ezintlanu zazo. Isithandathu. Itshatile, ndatshaya kuyo yonke indawo, ishukunyiswe, ikhwela yonke imingxunya - akukho kitty. Ikati ibingakwazanga ukubamphilisa - wayesele ekhulu. Ayifumaneki. Ilahlekile i-kitten kwindlu evaliweyo, i-balcony ekhala, kwakungekho nto ivulekileyo. Emva koko balungisa, becinga-yomisa isidumbu kwindawo ethile. Hayi, akukho sidumbu. Nditsho nokuba wanyamalala. Kwaye i-hamster ifunyenwe ngokuchanekileyo. Ndandine-hamster, i-dZhungari, ukufuma. Uye waphila iminyaka emibini, wasweleka, ndayiphosa kwinkosi yenkunkuma. Ndihlala egumbini lenyanga, ndiyabona - i-hamster yam yeJungingaria ibaleka egumbini. Ewe, ndicinga ukuba i-glitch. Khange ndiyeke nokubukela apho ndabaleka khona. Ngemini endijongeka ngayo - iikati ezigcwele kwikona, qwalasela into. Ndiyazibona - kunye ne-hamster yam yeJungingaria ihleli kwikona. Iphindaphindwe kwaye ibuyisiwe! Kwakufuneka ndiyityala kwi-cage endala kwaye ndigalele ukutya kwi-hamster yangaphambili. Kwaye oku kudla iminyaka emibini, emva koko wasweleka. Ngokungafaniyo nelinye langaphambili, lalinobubele. Xa wasweleka, ndandiyinto yokuqala ukususa i-cage kwaye ndifele. Ayisaphendulanga.***
Ukususela eyokugqibela: ISown izitya, ziphazamisekile, zajika, zajika-akukho ncwadi. Akukho sinki okanye ikhitshi phantsi kwekhitshi, okanye emgangathweni, okanye ngokubanzi kwikhitshi liphela - yayifuna kunye. I-Spit, ifumene isiponji esitsha, i-domain izitya (kwi-sink-amanzi kunye nesiponji esitsha), sijika, siye sajika sahlamba i-sponges kuyo: ilahlekile kwaye ilahlekile.
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Utata wayenayo. Ukuwa kweglasi emva kwesofa - emva kwemizuzu eli-15 utata uyeza kubo embindini wegumbi phantsi kwekhaphethi. Ikhaphethi ejikeleze i-perimeter ityumkile yisofa, isitulo, iwadi kunye nosihlalo. I-scoop kwaye yaphela i-room-ijika ikwiiveki ezimbalwa kwi-vartt phakathi kweziyobisi, iibhanki ezinelebhu, iwotye yanyamalala kwaye yanyamalala phantsi kwesitulo kumgangatho osandul 'ukwenziwa (ngokungabikho kubanini)***
Ewe, le matrix iza ngamanye amaxesha. Kodwa makabuyise iisokisi zam !!!!!
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Kwiiveki ezimbini ezidlulileyo. Bendihamba ehambo, ndibeka isikipa kwisofa, de iisokisi zazikhangela, zidlula imizuzu eli-10, zaqala ukunxiba - hayi. Ewe, akukho, naphi na. Kungabikho kwisofa, nangaphantsi kwesofa, nangaphantsi kwempahla yempahla yempahla yempahla, engaphantsi kwesitulo, akukho ndawo. Kwiveki kamva, umntwana ofunyenwe kwidesika yakhe yokubhala, kwidrayuni.***
Utata wam egumbini kunye nam wawaphosa igolide yam yegolide embhotweni. Ukukhangela-andiyifumani, ndiye ndakhangela phantse ngeglasi eyaphukileyo - akukho nto. Emva kweenyanga ezintandathu, umyeni uthe - jonga, kukho amacici egolide eRugi-ubungamfuni? Walala kakuhle apho uTata wemkayo! Ezi nyanga zintandathu, ngokuqinisekileyo sasidalela, senziwe umgangatho wemigangatho kunye namava. Kwaye into ehlekisayo kukuba ndixelele icici elinye lomfazi, kwaye wathi kufuneka unike ingqekembe endlwini kwaye uyakunika. Ndaye ndahleka, sinesakhiwo esitsha, luhlobo luni lwendlu? Kodwa ingqekembe ishiyekile. Ngemini elandelayo yafumana amacici.
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Bahlala kwigumbi lokudibana kunye neklasi. Ngo-Novemba ngokuhlwa watyibilika ihempe eqinileyo kwi-chiffonier, phosa nje ngaphezulu kwezinto emagxeni ashiyekileyo. Nam. Kwakungekho ndwendwe. I-Nautro Siepers kwi-boards ayikapheli. Sine-rumment ngeempelaveki yonke imixholo kunye negumbi lonke liphela. Phinda kabini. Ii-Nineties, intlupheko ... Wayecaphuka. Ekupheleni kuka-Matshi, uvula ingubo, nam, le jacket iwela kuyo.
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Beka izitshixo kwitafile yebhedi, igutyungelwe nge-lace yetafile. Umzuzu kamva-akukho phaya. Ngaphantsi kwetafile yebhedi. Kwaye kwi-boot emi phantsi kwetafile yebhedi, hayi. I-squatting ye-Squatting, iphakamise amehlo - izitshixo kwinqanaba ngamehlo. I-lace inamathele.
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