Imihla ngemihla yeVeki yeOfisi yeOfisi ye-chengkton ayizi zonwabe kakhulu. Iintlanganiso, iingxelo, iishedyuli zokucwangcisa, ziphinde ziphinde zinike ingxelo ... kwaye ukuba iqela linomntu osicaphukisayo, ke ngoko ukulangazelela kunye nomgubo obukrakra. Iipics.ru ziqokelele iindlela zokupeyimba umntu osebenza naye ngaphandle kokwahlukana nemveliso kunye nokonwabisa. Sukudida nabani na! Kwaye ungatsho ukuba singu!
Zonke iintlobo zeendlela ezintle, ezinjenge: Tshiwisela ingxelo yekota, kuphosa iiprinta ezivela kumshicileli, ukuwisa intloko, ukusela iqanda ibhetri kwibhetri. Kodwa ngaba kufuneka uchithe ubomi bakho kwinkunkuma efanayo? Solungela, ngokonwaba kunye nomda!Ngequbuliso njengesalmon kwii-bluberry bushs
I-Gaxative okanye ityiwa, ibiyelwe ekutyeni, akukho mntu akazukothusa mntu. Isibini se-LSD Drops kwiti okanye ikofu iya kunika isiphumo esinomdla ngakumbi kwaye sinempilo! Akukho mntu uya kukrokrela: Well, ubuhle phi kwaye ubuhle kuwo onke amacala e-LSD?
Sukuthintela iintombi
Umzekelo, utywala kwi-bar yobuqu ye-chef. Ke yintoni le ikho kuphela i-Armagnad eneminyaka engama-40, uxolo okanye yintoni? Kodwa uya kuba nakho ukufunda igazi elijijekileyo ngeenkcukacha zobomi (kunye nokudalwa) utshaba lwakho, ukuba unethamsanqa - ibali lonke laseZoo le-cockerel kwinto engakhange ndiyenze Bhatha, ngoko akakhathali eluthandweni. Ngokufanelekileyo-Bhala yonke into kwikhamera, yenza itoni yeefoto ezivuselelayo, emva koko hulisa i-roller eqengqelekayo, i-YouTube ikhuphe ikhonkco kwaye ithumele ikhonkco lomntu (kwaye uqinisekile).
Musa ukulungisa
Kwiiforamu ezahlukeneyo (kukho, ewe) zininzi iingcebiso, indlela yokwenzakalisa imoto yeqabane. Umzekelo, wafefa ngokukhawulezileyo, ukuze amajubaleka khwele, kwaye yonke into inxilile, ndathetha ndabaleka. Singenzi ukuba siphile: Thula eHood Vanyeryanka, bayeke banxile, basasaza inyama entsha yokutsala izinja, kunye netyuwa encinci - ngequbuliso, i-moose ifumana iminqweno? Usenokuthulula ipeyinti ebomvu, kunye nesiqu sokubeka umzimba wenkosikazi ye-Chef!
Bonisa ubugcisa
Nika ngeholide ethile kunye nazo zonke ezisixhenxe, ezinesixhenxe, izandla kunye ne-Latex ye-Batman. Khuthaza into yokuba uqinisekile ukuba i-BDSM lishishini, uphuhliso, ukuthengisa kunye nentengiso. Hayi, kulungile, yintoni, hayi?
Khumbula inkohliso
Ukuba ufuna ngokwenene ukuphosa umchasi kumdlali welinye iqela ngesonka, isiketi okanye isandwich yesandwich, yeka! Khumbula ukuba awukwazi ukuphosa ukutya-phosa isitshixo!
Faka inzame nganye
Ukugula? Phayani, yile nto uyifunayo! Yiza eofisini kwaye imini yonke yingxoxo yehlabathi icocekile i-whisper yomgama omncinci ukusuka kumxholo wentiyo, ukukhohlela kwaye iphose kwinkunkuma esetyenzisiweyo, iphosa i-goarthieds kwaye ayidingi go I-filination!) kwaye uzame entanyeni ngokuchaneka kwendlela oziva ubi ngayo kwaye ungonwabanga. Usenokukhotha indlebe okanye ukwanga inkanuko kunye nolwimi (ukhetho lweyona ngqiqweni). Thatha umntu osebenza naye ukuba akuse endlwini, ubeke ebhedini, walandela ingubo, wondla i-jam evela kwiSpoon kwaye wayengumama kanyoko! Okanye i-allibait igula okanye yomeleza umoya weqela, akukho nto ilapha.
Yongeza iParanoia
Ityhuwe kwaye ngokunyaniseka undixelele umntu osebenza naye owenza i-orvator ibali elibonisa ukuba ngolunye usuku lwentombi yakho endilibele ukucima i-iron, ngenxa yezinyithi. Kungcono ukwenza oku phambi kwentlanganiso ebalulekileyo, apho umntu osebenza naye makangasebenzi. Mayibe yingcinga malunga nekamva leso sixhobo sekhaya kwikhaya lakhe! Kwaye ukuba uhlala yedwa nekati, ibali lalo elinye ibhinqa elihlala nekati, lafa ngequbuliso, kwaye ikati evela kwindlala eyabuxhasa ubuso bakhe - ukukunceda! Ungalibali amaxesha ngamaxesha ukuya kuhleka ubudemon kwaye uhlambe ngokuhamba ngamehlo!
Sebenzisa itekhnoloji ephambili
Ukuba into yentiyo isebenza kwikhompyuter yekhompyuter, lelo lithuba lakho! Ucinga ukuba loo mzuzu xa oogxa bakho bengasebenzi, wenza iprincerkrin ye-depript, ufake i-screen screen kwaye uzifihle zonke iilebheli. Emva koko, bonwabele impembelelo eveliswe, kuba akukho nqumla okanye i icon ibangelwa. Ukuze ukrokrela akuwelanga kuwe, uvula imowudi "ye-blonde", uzama ukuncedisa ngamandla onke, ufumane i-rimbour, uqala imidaniso yeShamatic malunga nekhompyutha ye-Shamatic, ungafakwa ngamanzi angcwele Impembelelo entle. Nangona kungcono, mhlawumbi ibomvu-isiphumo esiphindiweyo! Kwaye ungasixeleli ukuba awunayo ibhotile yebomvu yamatyala anjalo emsebenzini!
Yongeza iRaisyn
Bhalisa egameni lomnye umntu osebenza naye kwiforum ye-palaughte kwaye ushiye igama lesidlaliso kwi-Skype / Idilesi yephepha kwi-Facebook okanye, ukuba lilungisiwe ngokupheleleyo, inombolo yefowuni. Ukuba kukho nantoni na, unokuzithethelela into endifuna ukuyinceda ukuseka ubomi bakho buqu! Ndixelele ukuba ungumxhasi wexesha elide lolu vimba kwaye uyayithanda kakhulu apho! Ungabonisa ngokucocekileyo phantsi kweengubo zomphetho welineni yakho yesikhumba kwiirives, kwaye kwitafile ehamba i-cap, ngaphezulu kweglasi kunye neglasi yenqwelo moya njengobungqina. Emva koko, mema umntu osebenza naye kwi-oyster ye-oyster. Impumelelo iqinisekisiwe.
Ukwenza iyantlukwano
Sayina idilesi yengqeni yoogxa babo kuzo zonke iincwadana ezinokuqikelelwa kunye nezingenakufikeleleka. Masithi kusasa unengqokelela entsha ye-vibrators, umboniso wezinto eziphunyeziweyo ukukhulisa iitawuli kumazwe angasemantla okanye ngequbuliso ngequbuliso kwimali encinci. Okanye wenze igama lencwadana kwaye umthume umthubi weendaba ngobomi bam ngeefoto, ividiyo kunye ne-audio ukuba usemphefumlweni. Kwaye wonke umsebenzi, ewe usebenza - ngesithukuthezi sodwa!
Ukutshaya ngokubanzi
Siyibiza le ndlela "inkwangangqokelela": Jonga umntu osebenza naye "ngentsingiselo", uncwina, inkqubo yamehlo, thabatha i-GARD kwaye incwine kwakhona. Mhlawumbi ayisebenzi, kodwa ubuncinci uya konwabisa kwaye womeleze italente yakho. Ukuba umntu osebenza ngequbuliso uqalisa ukuthumela ingqalelo, vula ukumkanikazi wekhephu kwaye wenze ukungaqondani. Isiphumo esikhawulezayo ngeendlela ezininzi kwiprojectile. Makabandezeleke ngokungazi, Nethabatho! Ngenye indlela, ungamemeza ukuba usele, kwaye apha kufuneka uncede inombolo 1 kuluhlu lwethu! Siyakholelwa kuwe! Sukukhathazeka!