Kukho izinto umntu onemfundo yesiqhelo ebomini abayeki emfazini, nokuba ngubani ombonayo ombonayo. Kwaye ngowuphi owona mfazi uqhekezo kwaye ubungakanani beve, nangona kunjalo, rhoqo. Kwaye sele ndithule, ndidiniwe yile nkunkuma!
Xa abantu abangabaziyo, kwaye bengazange baqeqesheni ingcebiso kwezonyango
Baye basuka bakhulule, bavumela ukungafumani idiploma yezonyango kwaye ungaphathi elebhu yeselfowuni kunye nabo, ukuba bathethe ngempilo yakho? Ngokuqinisekileyo hayi. Awufuna ukuba amandla amakhulu ukuze azi le nto ngokuqinisekileyo.
Xa umntu ecinga ukuba akunceda, abize amanqatha "
Ukuthuka akukhuthazeki. Ukuthuka izithuko. Ewe, kubi, kuba oko kubizwa ngokuba akucacanga.Xa umntu othile uyakuthintela ukuba unxibe iintloko ezivulekileyo okanye ezinye iimpahla
Isimvo, bitch. Utsho ke ukuthi, ayalelwa, batsho. Umama wam uza kuzama ukuthintela into, kwaye siza kubona ukuba uza kuhlala njani emva kweliphi kamva uza kuhlala phantsi.
Kwaye uzama ukukhwela ukwahlulahlulahlulahlula i-bhaskiki!
Kwaye emva koko ngequbuliso elunxwemeni kushushu emva kwemini, umntu uza kuvula umzimba. Ngokumangalisayo!Kunye nezinye iipateni ezinxibe iimpahla
Abo bangoyiki ukunyuka ukuvalwa komsebenzi kumnye umntu. Kunye namabhunga amahle, nangononophelo. Akuzange ubabuze.
Xa banika ingxelo yokuba unethamsanqa kakhulu ukuba ufumana umntu
Ewe, hayi, dude, ndinethamsanqa kakhulu ukuba ndiphumelele isigidi, ngaphandle kokuthenga itikiti lenkotha. Kwaye ubudlelwane bubizwa ngokuba nobudlelwane nje.
Xa bekuphikisa ukuba uvila nje ukudlala imidlalo
Abantu ababonakala ngathi bayazi ishedyuli yakho yemihla ngemihla emsebenzini nasekhaya, ewe. Ngokubanzi, wonke umntu othanda iLizwi "nje" uya kuwa esihogweni esikhethekileyo.Kodwa xa usiya kwindawo yokuzivocavoca, bamkelwe ukuba bonwabe
Ewe, kutheni le ntombazana ipheleleyo? Ukuba uza kuyenza, iya kuhlutha ithuba lesivakalisi malunga "notywala nje", okanye yintoni?
Xa uqinisekile ukuba uqinisekile ukuba uhleli ekutyeni
Kwaye qiniseka ukuba ungaphumeleli, kwaye uya kuthi ngoku uya kukuxelela ukuba uphumelele. Kwaye ukuba awuhlali, hlala phantsi sele uhleli. Nokuba kutheni. Ngaba abantu bafuna le nto, ayisiyo ingxabano?Xa bechaza ukungaqondani ukuba ungaqiniseka njani ngawe
Ukuhamba ukuya kujikeleza eludongeni, amehlo emgangathweni, ukungcangcazela kancinane ukusuka kwelona lincinci kwaye ungavuli umlomo, ukuba ungenziwa kakubi okanye wazama ukugqitha kwimizuzu engamashumi amane.
Xa usitsho ukuba ndifuna ukuthenga iimpahla ezintle, kwaye ucebisa ukuba ulahle umzimba
Okomzuzu! Uninzi lwabasetyhini abajikelezileyo lungaphezulu kwe-46 ubungakanani. Yintoni, ingxaki kukutya uninzi lwabafazi? Sifumana imali kwaye siya kuba sikulungele ukuchitha, i-alle!Xa bekuphikisana ukuba ukuze uluntu luyingozi, ukuba abafazi bapheleleyo ayonwabanga
Abantwana baya kuhamba nootitshala kutyelelo, baya kubona umakazi ogcweleyo, baya kuqonda ukuba ngokupheleleyo kukho ubomi obuninzi kwaye ngoko nangoko bazaliseke. Hayi, hayi, uThixo. Kutheni le nto ungazange wonakalise abezopolitiko okanye izaphuli-mthetho? Abantwana babo babonakala yonke imihla.
Kwaye uninzi lweemigodi ezininzi zizele. Kuhle ukuba umntwana ubona uhlanya nonina. Iluncedo kakhulu, ewe.
Xa umntu ezazisa lonto andizukudibana nawe, kuba "Mkhulu"
Ngubani olapha, ngaba ubunzima bezesondo bakho, buza kuba yinto? Impendulo echanekileyo: Akukho namnye kwaye afowunele nangayiphi na indlela.Xa besithi: "I-BBW, umhle"
Kwaye i-hamlo umntu usakwa-hamlo, kuba iHamlos ayinamntu mhle. Bamba i-conliment, iMisms?
Xa umntu eziphatha ngathi akukho nto imbi kumfazi
Malunga nokudlwengulwa, izifo kunye nokulahleka komsebenzi ngaphambi konyaka omtsha, umntu, oko akukaweva. Kulungile.Xa ukhalaza malunga nokuba krwada ku macala onke, kwaye ke: "Well, yintoni le nye ka-Ancochoshai?"
Kwaye yintoni ejikeleze wena, ucinga, ngaba bathukile nje? Mayiyekwe kuqala.
Kwaye xa abantu bengaziqondi ukuba kubalulekile ukuhlonipha isidima somntu ngokungagqibekanga, hayi ngenyani yokuba umntu uthanda imbonakalo yomntu
Kungenxa yokuba iNyaniso enzima, ukuba ingasebenzi ngandlela zonke. Kutheni ungaqali ukuba krakra kubo bonke, ngubani onesifo okanye i-freckles ebunzini lakhe? Hayi ngoba? Yinyani yokuba usengqondweni yakho kwaye ngesazela esiqhelekileyo kunye nembeko. Ngokungafaniyo nabanye.
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