Kwaye apha uqhawule umtshato, kwaye abantwana, njengesiqhelo, bahlala naye. Wena kwaye ungabona ngakumbi kwaye uthethe ngakumbi kwaye uthethe ngakumbi. Kwaye kungekudala, zonke iingxoxo zincitshiswa kule "lego" entsha, ekufuneka uyithenge umntwana olihlwempu.
Subanexhala. Wena nabantwana bahlala usapho olunye, mabahambe baye kwifomathi entsha yobudlelwane. Kufuneka ucime uvavanyo olungenakufikelelwa kwemini yemini.
Utata-holide
Udibana ngeempelaveki. Kwaye konke okukubonayo umntwana kuwe: Iipaki ezingenasiphelo, isekisi, iibhayisikile, iivenkile zokutyela kunye neMacdak. I-dessert enye eqinileyo kwaye akukho sobho. Ngesizathu esithile, kuyakukhathaza. Kuthekani ngomsebenzi? Ulawulo lwendlela yokufunda? Ewe, okokuqala, kuhle. Vumela abantu bakho baphumle umntwana kunye ne-Drumboy ngosuku lwesixhenxe emva kokuba bemkile esikolweni ukuya kwisifundo sokuqala kulawulo lwejometri. Myeke ambone kwizifundo ezingalindelekanga kunye negumbi elingachazwanga. Kwaye uyakuthatha ngentsasa yangoMgqibelo, emva koko uzala kwi-cafe kwaye uye khwela amahashe. Wena! Kwaye ukuba ngokusesikweni -, sebenzani kunye, yintoni ingxaki? Lungisa i-crane, sele sisiqingatha sonyaka. Yiya kuMgqibelo okanye kwiNkqubo yokuHambavola- ngoku kukho amakhulu abo. Into yokuba ukwindawo engaphandle yehlabathi yomntwana, ngokwayo ayibi mbi kwaye ayilunganga: ungandisa le mida kwaye umbonise umhlaba ngaphandle kwabo.
Ukuthenga i-papa
Ukuba kuphela iithoyi kunye ne-lego! (I-propos: i-Ole ye-Ole Kirkssede, umvelisi ", yenye yezona zinto zimbi kwimbali yoluntu! Yiza namadoda oqhawule umtshato njengoko aqhawule umtshato. Kwaye lowo wangaphambili wakho uthumela umntwana kuwe ibhulukhwe eqwengiweyo kunye neebhutsi, ezikhulele kuzo. Kwaye usuka esimthini utsho: kwaye umama uthe ukuba uyithenge kwaye. Ukuhlazisa akunamsebenzi. Thatha ikhadi letyala kwaye uye kwivenkile. Kuphela, kubandakanya ubuchopho, uya. Kuba inokufumanisa ukuba umntwana nguSpaholi wakho. Okanye ngokuchaseneyo, i-shopopic, njengawe, kwaye ube kwiziko lokuthenga elikhulu alinakuphela nje kwemizuzu elishumi elinesihlanu ngokulandelelana. Okanye yena, Nakanye, incasa elungileyo, nento yokuqala aqukuhla emehlweni ePaltishoko amawaka ali-15. Okanye akaqondi nakwezo zonke izinto kunye namaxabiso kwaye akawuqondi umahluko phakathi kwe-amemony, umvuzo kamama kunye nemeko yemali engacacanga kumhlobo wakhe. Kuncinci kunokwama ngaxeshanye zama ukugcina i-ruble i-ruble kwaye ubale izinto ezilishumi. Zilungiselele oku. Ke ngoko, ngokuzola kwaye ngomonde ukuchaza: Asinakukwazi ukuyifumana, kukhulelwe kakhulu, yi-Chinese Shit, kwaye oku kuya kuthi, sinikele ingqalelo, phantse. Kwaye ukuba ucwangcisa i-hysteria, siya kuhamba, kwaye awuyonto yokuya esikolweni. Kwaye ngoku, oko sithenge yonke into oyifunayo, masihambe sithenge i-anyanisi neentolo, kwaye ke ngequbuliso i-zombie Apocalypse, kwaye asiyi kukhuselwa.
Utata wokusabela
Waxabana nonina, wanibizela iinyembezi, emva koko wangena ngepolgorod. Okanye, ngaphaya: Ucele ukuba alahle inkunkuma, wayeyintloko kwaye ngoku efuna usindiso kumama. Owu. Wonke umntu uyayenza loo nto, ngakumbi ukuba abazali bayayikhuthaza (ayisonwabela into yokuba umntwana echitha ixesha elininzi kunye nawe, ngaba awuvumi ukuba le histeric iphakanyisiwe). Ngokwayo, yonke le nto ayilunganga kakhulu. Isakhono sokuLayisha kwaye sixhaphane ngexesha lethu mhlawumbi siluncedo ngakumbi kunokulinda i-ARD ukuze ihlambe iimpeni. Kodwa apha kubalulekile ukuba ichaze imida, kwaye ngaphezulu kwako konke. Unina ayisiyonto irhamncwa, ingenguye umgibe. Kwaye wena, ngokubanzi, umntu oqhelekileyo. Kwaye umntwana kumtshato wokuqala akangomzalwana wakho omncinci hayi umhlobo. Umncinci, kwaye kufuneka akhuliswe. Ewe, ukuba ukhuliswa kufunyenwe ubuncinci ngandlel 'ithile kulungelelaniswe neyesangaphambili. Nokuba ungcono- ukuba umntwana unolwalamano oluhle kunye neqabane lakho elitsha kunye nomhlobo kamama, kuba, uya kuba neentsapho ezimbini ezigcweleyo endaweni yakhe, kodwa nazo ukubekwa endaweni ukuba kukho imfuneko.
Iindwendwe-ndwendwe
Uphila, uza kuwe. Ewe, iziphatha ngokufanelekileyo: njengendwendwe. Ukutyelela izifundo akunjalo. Ukutyelela izitya musa ukuhlamba. Ukutyelelwa akuzivanga ekhaya. Kukho iimeko ezingathandekiyo - ukuba emva koqhawulo-mtshato, umntwana ufumana imvakalelo yeNdlu, kwaye ngamaxesha athile abona igumbi lokulala ezimbini ephupheni, apho wahlala khona ngovuyo kunye nabazali. Ngokuqinisekileyo indlu ayiyi kuba yindlu katata. Iingcali zengqondo zicebisa into elula kakhulu: Kuyimfuneko ukulungiselela igumbi lonyana. Makhe eze ngeveki, okanye qho kwiinyanga ezintandathu, kodwa kuya kubakho isilili sakhe, itafile yakhe, ingubo yakhe, eziya kuba kuzo. Uya kuza ekhayeni lakhe. Apha abafundi bethu abaqhawule umtshato batshayela. Bayishiya igumbi lokuhlala ladala umfazi, bona ngokwabo bahlala kwindawo yokuhlala, apho bengazindawo zaneleyo. Ungalwahlula-hlula igumbi lomchasi ongenayo? Bayeke balale kwi-lorge yesonga. Vumela, kunjalo. Kodwa emva koko, masimnike itafile. Ewe, hayi itafile, ke ibhokisi enethoyi. Okanye ishelfini. Ibhere oyithandayo, onokuthi ulale kulo mbuko kakhulu. I-cactus, embi kakhulu. Into yeyodwa kuye. Yintoni enokusetyenziswa kuphela ngemvume yayo. Vumela injana ithe yabiza le ndawo, iyinyani, ibaluleke kakhulu. Emva koko uya kuba sekhaya- kwaye nobabini kuya kuba lula.
Utata-wokwenene
Ngawo onke amathuba, yirhola ebomini bakho. Ukumazisa kwintombazana yakhe. Mthathe ukuba asebenze nam (uya kuba utyando, kodwa makabancede amanzi, ajikelele, ajijeke ngoboyisi, ehleli eGageda, aya kwenza izifundo, azisasaze "Kosyselwa". Thatha nawe kwikhefu. Ukutsala yonke imicimbi ebalulekileyo nengafunekiyo, ekuthengweni kwemoto ukucoca ngokubanzi kwi-balcony kubazali (kokukhona kuya kuba bubuncwane, kwaye akukho namnye). Kwaye ngenye imini uya kuyiqonda into yokuba ngaphandle koqhawulo-mtshato kunye nenkosikazi yakho, nihlala uyinxalenye yobomi bomntwana wakho, kwaye wahlala eyinxalenye yenu. Kwaye ezi ziinxalenye ezifanelekileyo.
