NgoLwesihlanu ngokuhlwa, lixesha lokuba uphumle kwaye uqalise ubukhoboka weofisi ukuya kwidolo lesixhenxe. Hayi, ngokuqinisekileyo siwuthanda kakhulu umsebenzi wethu. Kodwa, uxolo, hayi ngolwesiHlanu ebusuku. Abona baqokelela amabinzana abathengi, akuva oko, unokunxiba umnqwazi kwi-fosmologist ukuya eJeanne Haananovna.
"Ukwele ngcali, ndithemba ngokupheleleyo uluvo lwakho!"
Ewe, kunjalo! Iphosakele kangakanani! Elinye inyathelo lakho liya kuba yigxeko elinzima kunye nezimvo ezivela kuchungechunge: "Ndibonise ubume bakho ngodadewethu wesibini - udadewethu wesibini-umyili - wayengayithandi! Kufuneka siphinde sithathe yonke into! Ngokungxamisekileyo! "
"Kudala sisevenkileni kwaye sazi abaphulaphuli bethu ekujoliswe kubo!"
Ewe, ke yonke imibhalo yokuqhubela phambili kunye nomphathi wokubeka umphathi uya kubonisa i-accountathu i-accountant (umzukulwana wakhe kwisifundo sePhilologist). Kwaye ngokwenene, uninzi lwabantu kunye nezimvo, eyona mveliso ilunge ngakumbi! Wena, ngendlela, uya kuchaphazela isicatshulwa esivulekileyo (kunye nomzukulwana, nangezimvo). Ewe, emva kwe-125,000 yokuHlola, ubume buya kumka, ekugqibeleni, entloko, oya kuthi umbuyisele la mazwi: "Yintoni le @ ?!"
"Sifuna imveliso esemgangathweni!"
Ngokubhekele phaya, njengommiselo ofanelekileyo, okuthetha ukuba imveliso esemgangathweni kufuneka inikezwe ngexesha elifutshane (mhlawumbi izolo) kwaye yasimahla. Ewe, ke, kunjalo, kuyavela ukuba izimvo zakho malunga nomgangatho azihambelani noluvo lwabathengi kule.
"Kuya kuba lula kuthi! Ndiyakuthanda ukuzibhala! "
Balekani, i-forrest, ibaleka! Kwaye ungajongi! Oku kuthetha ukuba kuthetha oku kuthetha i-quadrillion ye-quadrillion ye-odits yobudenge, emva koko uya kuthulula umhla endandikhusela umgqatswa olwimi lwam ngolwimi lwaseRussia kwaye jikelele kukuba unentlonipho.
"Andithandi!"
Ngoba? Kuba. Inqaku. Ngaphandle kwengcaciso. Uyingcali. Qaphela ngokwakho. Kuya kufuneka uchaze yonke into.
"Sikuhlawula konke konke!"
Kulungile, apha ngaphandle kwenkcazo. Ngokwenyani ibanjiwe kuzo zonke iihempe zemali. Asinguye na. Kwaye nge-9 ngeeCawa akufuneki ukuba babize iifowuni zeselula.
"Kulungile, ixabiso olikhangela! Ndisebenze kule ndawo ixesha elide kwaye ndiyazi iodolo yamaxabiso! "
Uyakwazi, kodwa hayi kuthi. Ixabiso eliphantsi kwaye lingcono, mhlawumbi, kwenye indawo, kodwa alikho kuthi. Hayi, idilesi ayizukuxela, kwangaphambili akuyi kubuyisela.
"Makhe ndikubize kwaye ndilihlele."
Hayi. Masibhale. Ke yayingeyiyo into elandelayo.
"Kutheni usenza konke konke?"
Jonga into engentla. Sikulumkise: ngokubhaliweyo kuphela.
"Sikulungele ukuthumela ngokukhawuleza izimvo zethu!"
Isidenge. Bona, eneneni, ukuba awuyazi, u-2 (!!!) iiprojekthi ukongeza kuwe. Kunye nezinye iikhosi zesiNgesi ezihlanganisiweyo iiyure ezintathu ngexesha lasemini. Isidlo sasemini, kananjalo, akukho mntu ucimileyo. Kwaye iintlanganiso, kunjalo! Ke ngoko, ukuhlelela uya kufumana enye okanye kabini ngemini. Ukuba le projekthi ingxamisekile - kanye emva kweentsuku ezimbini okanye ezintathu kwaye yonke imihla ngaphambi kokuphela kwemini yokusebenza. Iqinisekisiwe.
"Ngaba uyacinga ngale projekthi? Uyathanda?"
Ilungile? Uyekile ukucinga ngento oyithandayo, emva kweleta yesihlanu ene-odas engxamisekileyo nge-20,50 ngolwesihlanu. Kwaye ngokubanzi, awuyomfuneko kubo abajolise kubo. Ndithanda uDali. Kunye nethagethi yabo ekugxilwe kuyo abaphulaphuli i-mingailov. Oko kukuthi, kwiindawo ezingenakuthelekiswa nanto ngokuchaseneyo, uyaqonda? Yintoni le ingongoma yokuphuhlisa ingxoxo? Akukho ngqondo. Kodwa uyaphendula ngobuchule. Uyingcali. Uyayazi indlela eyimfuneko.
"Kubonakala kum ukuba yonke into ikwifonti!"
Ngokuqinisekileyo! Masidlale iifonti kunye neentloko zejung. Uyasebenza ke kwisibini esinomculi obengumyiki. Ngokubanzi, zombini ezibizwe, zazalelwa kwi-sawdust kwaye ngengozi emva kwesekethe yabo xa wayekutyelelo. Ngoku inyathelwe kunokuba iwile. Ngaba ucinga, mhlawumbi ubuyela kwi-tiger, eh?
"Uyabona, yonke into ihamba kakuhle kwisicatshulwa, kodwa akukho mandla eLizwini. Kwaye kufuneka inqunyulwe, uqonde? "
Ukuya kwi-maykovsky yonke. Okanye kwi-vladimir illich. I-golelos ayikho kuthi. Asazi ukuba njani.
"Enkosi ngobeko! Ndiyithandile yonke into! Apha, nangona kunjalo, senze enye inguqulelo kwi-Photoshop. Masiyithathe njengesiseko. Imifanekiso esiyithabatha kwi-yandex. Wamkelekile okanye uthumele okanye uthumele? "
Yonke into ihamba kakuhle-zombini i-Photoshop, kunye nemifanekiso evela kwi-injini yokukhangela kunye nesicelo sokuthumela. Umbuzo: Kutheni usihambile? Nonke nina musani ukuba niziva zilungile ngaphandle kwethu, igama elifanelekileyo!
"Ukulungisa Sikwazisa abangeneleli ababini bokugqibela kunye nayo yonke into, sinokucinga ukuba uvumile! "
Zilungiselele inyani yokuba emva kweli binzana kwifolda yakho, iifayile ziya kuvela ngesihloko "Isicatshulwa_ide_idinal_378" kunye neenwele ezingwevu. Okanye i-lysin. Asazi ukuba kubi kakhulu.