Ukuthengwa kwiivenkile ezikwi-intanethi kunye noku-odola ukutya kunye nokuhanjiswa kwekhaya-uphawu olufanayo-uphawu lwexesha lethu, njengebhanyabhanya evela kwimitha kunye nothando oluvela kwiindawo zokuthandana. Ezo nkonzo zisebenza nzima, uSontlalosioths, abafazi basekhaya kunye nabantu abaqhelekileyo abangafuni ukuchitha usuku ngokuhlwa nge-slab, kwaye impelaveki ikwi-megamolyla.
Kodwa ngelixa umthengi-Neophyte esongeza ngokungakhathali iimpahla kwibhasikithi, ngethemba lokuba iodolo iyakulinda ngexesha elifanelekileyo, i-shording eneentlanganiso ezinamava kwi-Zen phambili kwaye inyuka ngokukhawuleza iZen phambili kwaye inyuke ngokukhawuleza iZen. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, nantoni na oyigcinayo-ipitsa, i-sneblers okanye i-cinema yasekhaya - ngokuqinisekileyo kuya kufuneka ive:"Sele ndihamba" (Njani, Ukulala?)
Ikhuriya echanekileyo ifuna ukuvela kakuhle: Ukuba kunokwenzeka, ekuseni. Ewe, okokuqala ngaphambili kunexesha ekuvunyelwene ngalo. Iivenkile ezikwi-Intanethi, nokuba neyona inokuthenjwa kwaye iqinisekisiweyo, idla ngokuhlala kwinkonzo yekhuriya yesithathu. Ke ixesha nedilesi yokuziswa, malunga nokuba "yintsimbi" ekuvunyelwene ngayo nomphathi onesidima, ngekhuriya, ukuyibeka ngokungakhathali, hayi impikiswano. Kwaye nceda uze nokuthenga "ngexesha lokusebenza" - kwaye kuyo yonke i-blurry. Usuku lomsebenzi lwekhuriya sele luqalile, ufuna ukuzikhulula kwababini, sele eyindawo yakho kwaye engenawo umnqweno omncinci wokubuya. Kodwa ungabaleka. Ukuba awukwazi ngokuqinisekileyo- kukho ukhetho lwesibini.
"Ndiza emva kweshumi elinanye" (isithili sakho ndinesibhozo)
Ukuba intlanganiso ekuseni ayizange ifakwe, ilanga kuphela. Ikhuriya ikholelwa ukuba ukuthengwa kwe-navigator okanye iiyure sisisiganeko esikhulu kubomi bakho, kwaye akukho sono kwaye singabi kwiiyure ezimbalwa emsebenzini. Kunye noku-odola iimpahla ngenxa yomda onokuthelekiswa nomtshato womhlobo osenyongweni. Kwaye ewe, wayesele ekhona kwindawo yakho ngentsimbi yesiqingatha, wena ungafuni."Andazi ukuba yimalini", yimalini "(linda ii-odolo ezimbalwa kwaye uza)
Ndandisazi inyani ikhuriya ayiyichithi iKarma kwizithembiso ezingenanto. Ngokunyaniseka uyatsho ukuba uza kufika ", kwindawo ethile ukusuka kwisibini ukuya kwezisixhenxe, dibanisa." Kwangelo xesha, iqikelela indlela yemilingo xa unemichiza emsebenzini, intlanganiso nomxhasi, ukusasazeka kwentloko okanye ubuncinci besidlo sasemini kwaye kuza kanye ngeli xesha. Igama eli "i-esile" okanye "i-"iner encinci", kodwa yamkele njengento enikiweyo: ukuya ngaphandle ukuze i-odolo uya kuba nelona xesha lingafanelekanga kuwe.
"Ndiza kukhawuleza" (ewe ndiya khona, ndiya)
Abathengi baxhaphaza kwaye bafuna ukuba kungabikho-ukuthotyelwa kwezivumelwano. Kodwa ikhuriya inokuzola. Naphi na apho wayekhona-kwimizuzu emihlanu yendlela, kwiiyure ezimbini okanye eNirvana, impendulo ihlala yedwa. Ukuphindaphinda "ikrele" lakhe okwesine, ikhuriya, kwintlonelo, i-jam yezithuthi. Kwaye ngoko nangoko wabuza: "Kwaye kungcono kangakanani ukusuka kwindlela engaphantsi?" Ngapha koko, kudala ukuhlala kwenye indawo kufutshane kwaye ndilinde i-plapsa."Andikufumani" (chaza kwakhona, apho u)
Imephu kunye ne-navigator yeza ne-HARDS! Ikhuriya echanekileyo ifudukela kwinjongo, edityaniswe kuphela ngemfundo yayo, kwaye ke, kancinci kancinci. Unokukwenza ukuba wohlwaye ngenxa yokuba i-ofisi yakho ingathathwanga kwabanye, ingeyiyo eyakho, kodwa uphila ngomntu okhubekayo kude kusezantsi. Ubhale ebusweni bakhe ukuba uneentloni zokuthenga iketile, ngaphandle kokuqokelelwa kwindlu ngaphakathi kothutho lwesithathu. Ngelixa ubalisa ngemali, ikhuriya efanelekileyo iya kukhokelela kumzekelo wabathengi, ngcono: "Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ndiqhuba kuphela i-teapots izolo ukuya kwi-pickkin okanye idilesi yekhaya ayivumeli kabini Ingcaciso (Moscow, isikwere esibomvu, masoleum), ngokuqinisekileyo uyakufumana ikhuriya, ubomi bam bonke babonelela nge-teapots eVykhino. Kwaye "waqala waqala ukuba kule ndawo imbi."
"Ndifikile, phuma" (ndiya, ndiye ezantsi)
Ikhuriya echanekileyo ichaza eli binzana ngeyure yokufika kwenene. Umceli mngeni kukwenza ukuba ilinde yena, hayi. Ngexesha lolindelo, inokufumanisa ukuba i-Courier ididekile idilesi okanye iinombolo zefowuni. Kwaye, ewe, uya kuba "lusizi" (kwaye uyakhwela, khwela). Umthengi ungcono ukufaka i-thermos kunye nokufunda ngokulula kunye nam-ukulinda kunokulibazisa."Ndifike kade, yiya kwiNdawo engaphantsi" (phuma uye kudibana)
Ewe, ikhuriya ixabisa ixesha lakhe kubiza kakhulu. Kwaye umbono owonyoko, okhangeleka kumgangatho wesihlanu kwangaxeshanye kuzo zombini imicroller, kunye ne-microwave ezaliswe ngu-microwave, iyonwabisa. Ibali lesithunywa lihamba kwi-Intanethi, elalingafuni ukufumana imoto "kwizitrato ezimdaka", kwaye yanyanzela umthengi ukuba atozeki kwi-diapers ngaphandle kweekhilomitha ezimbini. Ukuba isoyikiso esinjalo siya kupakisha ngohlolo kwivenkile, ikhuriya linamathuba onke ukuba ifumane i-louli, kwaye umthengi yiseti ye-rattle njengesipho. Kodwa uphononongo lomthengi ophakathi alubhali. Ukuthatha iodolo yakho, uyalibala kwaye uyalinda, kwaye i-shit ye-shit njengephupha elibi.
"Sinazo zonke iibhokisi zesidlo" (kwaye ufune ntoni le mali?)
Ewe, le phone ingwevu. Njengobuso bakho. Ubomi kwaye ngokubanzi abukhanyisi ngepeyinti. Ikhuriya echanekileyo ihlala ihleli i-skeptic. Mhlawumbi yena ngokwakhe wayikhumbula ibhokisi ngokuyisebenzisa kumqhubi osebunzini. Ungavumi. Kwaye mhlawumbi ibhokisi yeza ngokwenene sele incinci. Ngayiphi na imeko, bonke bengcwele ngevenkile yakhe yendabuko kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo abayi kutshintsha nantoni na."Ithini itsheki- uyinyama?" (Ukuba wonke umntu ukhangelwe, andizukufumana ixesha)
Ndayalela ukuba i-gadgeges ifanelekile ngqo kwi-has-tid-gesces icele ukuba abanike imizuzu emihlanu ukukhangela. Kodwa ikhuriya iphantsi. Uqinisekile ukuba abathengi abasayazi indlela yokusebenzisa i-mcbuck nase-Windovo - kwaye ndingayiqonda njani kwimizuzu emihlanu? Ngenxa yokusela i-tia ikhuriya elungileyo iya kuhlala iphendula ngokwala: Ufuna ukunyoba ngale ndlela yenkunkuma kwi-Steamer ye-Steamer.
"Andinaxesha" (hayi, andikwazi kulinda)
Ikhuriya ihlangula kungekuphela nje kwi-iPads, kodwa nolonwabo, uxolo noxolo. Ihlala ifana neSanta Claus, inxila kuphela. Kuyamangalisa ukuba ungayiqondi le nto. Nangona kunjalo, intlawulo eyongezelelweyo, ukulungele ukubuyela kwiiyure ezimbalwa okanye- ke ukuba - Hlala imizuzu elishumi ekudlule kwiofisi yakho."Ewe, sihonjisiwe?" (Indawo apha)
Umsebenzi wekhuriya kukufumana imali kuwe kunye nokutyikitya. Okwalo mzuzu, xa ugqibile ukurhoxisa i-strooke yokugqibela kwi-risithi, incoko - ukuba ibiyi-tem, kwaye uncumo luyashukuma. Yikhale kwi-posirier ngasemva: "Uxolo, ndandiphosakele! Esi ayisofriji yam! " - nje ngokungenamsebenzi. Ukuba kuya kufuneka abuyele kuwe ukuze atshintshe iimpahla, uya kufumana imali ezimbini, kunye nolwaneliseko olunjalo.
"Andinayo" (Unoxolo ngee-ruble ezili-9, okanye yintoni?)
Izifundo azisoze kwaye azikho. Emva kokuba uhambise i-pizza ye-ruble engama-400 kwaye wafumana amatyala amawaka, i-carier yengca kwaye iqala ukufudukela ekuphumeni: mhlawumbi, ezi ziingcebiso. Imali yosasazo ithethwano kuphela malunga nepremiyamu ebalulekileyo. Kwaye sele efumene isixa esivumelekileyo ekuvunyelwene ngokunyaniseka: Nantsi i-pirk."Ewe, ngendlela" (nantsi enye ...)
Rhoqo, ukufumana intlawulo, irisithi kunye ne-COP, nge-Hure Rorier ngequbuliso ifumana ixesha, kunye nemood "yokuncokola". Ukuba apha izakhono zakho zengqinelane-Ndicebisa ukuba uyavuma. Ukongeza kwi-bible yedolophu, ikhuriya inokubonelela ngolwazi oluluncedo malunga nemveliso yakhe (umzekelo, ukuxelela i-pizza ingapheli i-chef). Kwaye iodolo yakho elandelayo kule venkile ye-Intanethi iya kuza ngexesha kwaye iyonke.
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