Imifanekiso iyaqhubeka nokubhala incwadi ye-Chubby "iintsomi kunye neentsomi zabantu bangaphakathi." Namhlanje, abafundi abathandekayo, siya kuxela ngowona mzekelo unempembelelo kakhulu, ehlala ngaphakathi kuthi kuthi. Malunga nesazela.
Hayi, akukho mfuneko yokuba utsho ukuba abanye kwisiza sesazela somngxunya. Isazela sonke. Kule ngxaki. Kuba isazela sinelizwi. Kwaye yena, Damn, utsho.Intle kakhulu, Kumkani!
Izazinzulu zisaphikisana malunga nendlela yokufumanisa lesazela. Ngelixa kukho inkcazo enjalo koriy: isazela sisidingo somntu onoxanduva ngezenzo zayo, ezaziyo imeko yangaphakathi yokwaphula imithetho yalo yokuziphatha. Kodwa ukuba ucinga, kuyavela isazela yinto yonke yethu. Ngaphandle kokuthatha inxaxheba kwesazela, sinokuphefumla kuphela, sinokuphefumla kuphela, siqhuba igazi emithanjeni, ukuthumela impembelelo -
Kunye nawaphi na amanye amanyathelo - nayiphi na! -Umelwe ukuba aqale avunywe nguKumkani wethu wangaphakathi. Khawufane ucinge? Uyasiqhubela! Ngendlela, malunga nembutho-kwaye isazela saziqalisa iintente zakhe. Ke kutheni ungavutheli umqolo wakho kubantu abadlulayo? Enjalo.
Batsho ukuba ukumkani akakho,
Ngomsebenzi-Isazela sibekiwe ngaphandle. Umbutho, inkcubeko ingakumbi inkolo ngayo yonke le nto "musa ukubulala, musa ukuba, musa ukubetha egumbini." Hayi ncma. Wonke umntu unemigaqo yawo yangaphakathi ezukisweni, uninzi lwamagama esiza kucula i-Univeres. Ke siyavuma nje ukuba, masithi asilunganga. Ayiziswanga kuthi. Ukuba bekunokwenzeka ukuba inyanzelise, akukho mntu wayefanele ukuba ubiwe?Uthumela njani inkosi ye-petty ?!
Apha, umzekelo, awuyithandi indoda yentombazana yakho. Kwaye awufuni ukumbona ezantsi kokuzalwa. Ngqo kuthi? Uya kumcaphukisa umntu. Hlalani ukuba yonke into icinyiwe? Ukuxoka kubi. Uyalujonga ubukho bakhe? Ewe, nantsi indlela yokuphuma! Shaz. Isazela sahlehlela ngoko nangoko awuzange uthintele kwaye ungamkhathaleli ngenxa yokuba uza kuyifumana icuba embizeni ngeFICUS, kwaye iya kuba ngu-Ah-Yai. Ayilunganga ukuba krwada! Kwaye ngoku uchitha isiqingatha semini nobomi bakho obukhethekileyo ukuba ngandlel 'ithile uvumelana nesazela. Ukuze angakulunge.
Awuthuzelwanga njengesiphunzi, andikwazi omnye
Kwangelo xesha, ukuba ufaka isicelo kwingcebiso yakho kwimeko enzima- iya kuthi okungenani inokwenzeka. Iya kuqala ukuguqula izibongozo, amatyala, izilungiso kunye neziqendu ezongezelelweyo, emva koko ilayishwe kakhulu kwaye icime. Kwaye uyayigculela le porridge. Kwaye emva koko uvuke kwaye athandane naye. Yintoni ekufuneka yenziwe nge-muffinny yakhe?Kwakukho iidemon, azikhanyeli. Kodwa bayazimisela
Ukuba isazela siyaninceda ngento ebalulekileyo, kulula ukwamkela - ewe, kwakuyinto. Fucking, ndiguquka. Ukuba ufuna ukuba unetyala, isazela siya konwaba kwaye siyakukhulula isibini esongezelelweyo se-fangs. Ityhefu. Kuba ukugxeka abanye ngeempazamo zakho- ayilunganga, hayi indlela ezintle.
Kwaye usalwela isihloko seNdlu yeNdlu yeNkcubeko ephezulu!
Kodwa iilebheli azidingi ukuzixhoma bona. Ewe kunjalo, isilingo sikhulu ukuvakalisa nomntu ombi emhlabeni kwaye wabandezeleka ngenxa yesi sihlandlo. Kodwa kuyimfuneko ukuthetha enye into: Ngaba abafileyo kuphela abaphosakele, abayibisi. Abantu abaphilayo bayazenza iimpazamo, oku kuyinto eqhelekileyo. Unokukhathazeka malunga noku. Zitshabalalise ngonaphakade - hayi.Ngaba uyakhathazeka, ukufa?
Awuhoyanga umbuzo wam malunga nomshicileli wetape!
Ngelishwa, izwi lesazela alinakukhutshwa lingaxineki lide liveze konke ukuqwalaselwa kwayo. Akukho sidingo sokufihla. Kukho imeko yesazela, masithi, sikutsisele kuwe ngenxa yokuba ubuye waphinda wafumana umama. Kwaye ukuba awummameli-uya kuqala ukukrwitshi ngenxa yokuba wenze umama kwaye wafihla intloko entlabani enjengeenciniba. Le asiyosango.Abakwazi ukukhwaza, kwakudala abafile
Kodwa isazela sinokuhlala sinamathele xa ekukhumbula ngemicimbi yemihla yexesha elidlulileyo. Ukuba uziphatha kakuhle - uyadinwa kwaye uyakunika ukuba uthumele. Malunga nendlela ibanga lebakala lesihlanu ngaphandle kwentombi phesheya. Akukho namnye! Dubula ngenkalipho, yonke into iza kuphuma. Ekugqibeleni, khumbuza abantu malunga neempazamo zabo-akukhange kulungile. Ewe! Ukuze azenzele i-hatcheros engaphakathi - ukuba isilo sesazela ngokwale sinezazela ngenxa yokuziphatha okubi.
Oh ayithandi, oh haltur!
Akunakwenzeka ukukhohlisa isazela, ngelishwa. Gqibezela.Owu, ewe, impilo yakho, iphiko lakho!
Yiloo nto leyo umnqamlezo onqamlezileyo!
Ngelishwa, inye kuphela indlela yokwenza izwi lesazela lihlelele kwaphela. Kuya kufuneka sijonge indlela yokuphuma kwimeko ebiyelwe yona. Ndicela uxolo ngabo bakhubekisiweyo, thetha inyani ukuba ilahlekelwe, njalo njalo. Ukuba imeko ifakiwe-kufuneka uva ubunzima. Ye.Ewe, baya kuzicheba iintloko kunye neshishini lonke
Nangona kunjalo, yonke into ayisoyiki. Izazela umgubo wesazela-into engathandekiyo kakhulu, kodwa ayibulali. Iyadlula.
Obunjani bona Okwekho, inja iyakhathala!
Kwaye uya kunyangeka, kwaye uya kukuphilisa nawe, kwaye ndiza kundinyanga
Kwaye ukuba ezi ngcebiso zingasentla azincedi, le ayisiyo isazela. Le sele i-neurosis. Ngale nto-kwagqirha.
Ewe, i-aufdderman, i-bai elungileyo, i-orevuar, emfutshane, chao!
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