Kufuneka nje yokukhulisa abantwana njengoko kufuneka ... umntwana wethu uya kuba isidudu kunye onombilini / ophucukileyo aziphathe kwiindawo zikawonke / ukudlala imidlalo zemfundo luncedo.
Ngenye imini uya kubhangisa ngamagqabantshintshi afanayo kwinethiwekhi yoluntu kwaye ucinga ukuba i-Idiot ibhale? Emva koko uya kuwubona umhla kunye nesidlaliso, kwaye uya kuba neentloni kakhulu, kuba uzibhala, kwangaphambi kokuba uTata abe.Yintoni na luvo kunjalo, uye wahlala yonke ekhaya imini?
Uya kubuya emsebenzini kwaye, usele iti iti, yitsho ngasemva komfazi wam, ethi ngenxa yesizathu esithile siquka ngokungakhathali kakhulu nge-dish. Kwaye, mhlawumbi, uya kufumana ikomityi ebunzini. Kwaye oko - uya kuqonda wena xa uza elula ukuhlala iti kwaye ufumane ntoni "Hlala ekhaya" yaye "ahlale ekhaya umntwana" na iiyantlukwano ezimbini ezinkulu.I-HA, apha babhale ukuba ukuzalwa okusandula ukuzalwa iiyure ezingama-20 ngosuku, kuthetha ukuba ndingathatha umsebenzi endlwini, kwaye ndinexesha lokudlala iitanki ...
Yonke into yayicinga, ewe? Kodwa ke oko akuthethi ukuba maxa wambi abantwana ukulala elingekho ngaphezu kwemizuzu 10-15 kumqolo, ngokukodwa onayo (zombini, musa uphuphe!) Ezandleni zenu, Ke izikhewu ezimfutshane zilalele, ezibonakala ukukhwaza, inxaxheba cocked, jerk kwaye bawuphikisa suka kude kutya ecetywayo..Uthini? Hlamba ngamanzi abilayo kwaye ugalele umgubo ongaqhelekanga apha?
Ngokuqinisekileyo uya kwenza impazamo ngokungqinelana kwezenzo, kwaye ngokulinganayo, kwaye kulungile, ukuba kungabi ngomgubo, kwaye ikhitshi liza kudaka kakhulu ngorhatya lwe-MAMA : I-Potato Fries okanye inyama. I-gonmeliwe evela kwimingxunya. Kwaye umntwana uyathanda.Owu, Umama uza kutyelela. Apha iya kuhlala phantsi nomntwana
Lixesha lokuba ndikuxelele inyani ekhohlakeleyo. Yonke le minyaka, oomama bakho kunye nawe, kunye nenkosikazi yam, ukuchaza indlela aphupha ngayo ngoomakhulu kwaye bangcungcutheke nabazukulwana. Ngapha koko, bafuna ukusela iti kunye neMarmalade, babukele "ilizwi" babonisa kwaye baxoxe ngomtshato omtsha we-pugacheva. kwaye ngamanye amaxesha bazisa kubo, karapuz ecocekileyo ezintle futhi izithombe kunye naye kwinkumbulo.
Yiza, iidayipu zihlala zemoto, ngomso ndiza kuhamba nomsebenzi, ndiza kuyithenga
Isangweji kuncipha ioli phantsi - Nguwo lo umyalelo Murphy, kunye amanabukeni iziphelo ngentsimbi yesithathu ekuseni - Nguwo lo umyalelo amanabukeni. I-hike kwikhemisi-ye-pike-ye-clock kwisitrato esibandayo esimnyama siya kwenzeka, awunakuthandabuza. (Yiba nobuchule, thatha isitokhwe).Yena ngokwenene namanje kuba nako ukuma, yena akwenzi ukuya kwithala wesithathu
Ushiye ntoni apho? Incwadana yokundwendwela, iiglasi, ingxelo ebalulekileyo, i-iPad entsha? Uxolo ngabo!I-Slipik, Kombik, isokisi, kwaye kuphi? I-a, ingxwabangxwaba evela phezulu!
Emva koko uthatha isigqibo sokuba umhlaba uye walunge ngakumbi, kuba yonke indlela eya kubantu abaFundergarten baya kukuncuma. Kwaye kuphela xa utitshala enamagama athi "ihlwempu lam" libetha intombi yakhe entloko kwaye ubuza ukuba umama akazange agule, uyakuqonda ukuba kukho into engalunganga apha.Yintoni le nomntwana? Hmm, buza kwi-Intanethi
Kwi-Intanethi, uqale ufunde ukuba umntwana wakho wegolide akahambelani nawo nawuphi na amanqanaba obudala, unesifo esinganyangekiyo esinengxaki yonyaka, ngokuqinisekileyo uya kukhula kunye nonina kwikhaya labalupheleyo .Yintoni uloliwe eweni, kunye yimiqolo, iintolo, Motors ... Siya kwakha kudlala kunye nokudlala. Eninzi, Kakade, kodwa into oza kuyenza ukuba umntwana wam!
Le yiyo lo mdlalo: Umntwana uthatha itreyini exabisekileyo yePulbist (ikopi echanileyo) kwaye ubazise amanani onxantathu kwi-ofisi yentsimbi yonyaka omnye. Kuyinyani, kumnandi?Kukuthi cwaka! Ijongeka ngathi incinci, ekugqibeleni ibanjiwe
Ixhala! Ixhala! Khangela ngokukhawuleza kwaye ujonge into ayenzayo. Kwaye emva kwexesha. Igumbi livela kwibhotwe kude kube sebusuku-sele liyinyibilikiswe ngekrimu ngekhalenda.
Yintoni ingxaki? Thatha nje kwaye ufundise
Kuyinto ophazamisayo exabisa kwinkqubo ndikhuliswe, njengoko kuya kubonakala ukuba uya abafundisa into umntwana (izicathulo iHlumelo, kukho ifolokhwe njalo njalo) lula ekukhanyeni, yaye kwakhona iza kuqalisa ngokunika iingcebiso wam umfazi. Ukuze ugcine umhlaba entsatsheni, lonke ixesha ufuna uthini into enxulumene umntwana, zama ukuyenza kuqala.Owu, ngoku ndiza kwenza ifoto epholileyo! I-Sydi rivne
Lungiselela ukuvela kwamawaka amawaka ezitobhini ezisongelayo akucaci kwimemori khadi. zonke izinto zayo ziya kuba buhlungu kakhulu ukucima kwaye kakhulu ufuna ukubonisa uqhelene ingcaciso: "Apha, ukuba ibingekho isandla, bekuya kuba ibonakale ..."Kulungile, hayi ukugquma, kulungile, ipony enye ilahlekile, kodwa uneziqwenga ezilikhulu!
Hayi ikhulu, kodwa kanye 35, okanye kunoko, ngoku 34, kwaye awukhange ucinge indlela eya kuchulumancile umntu, uqhagamshele ukuba unxibelelwano lwakho.Masibone i "Valley yegazi elinamagazi", ayiqondi into okwangoku
Uya kwazi ngempazamo yakho kwiminyaka embalwa kamva, echaza umntwana ukuba ayiyi kuphuma kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwaye akukho mntu uza kubhabha efestileni.Apha siya kwenza ubunguwa. Apha kuya kubakho udonga lwaseSweden, apha iqela ... Apha umntwana uza kulala, adlale kwaye afunde
Ifakwe. Umntwana uya kuba yindawo yonke. Kwindlu yangasese, uya ukufudumeza iityhubhu, ekhitshini, sculpt evela ertyisi eziluhlaza, zoba nabalandeli esofeni, ilele kuphela ecaleni kwakho. Kwaye kwindawo yokutyela, ngaba ayikuqhwanga umnyango kwaye ubhale kwidayari, eniziingozi, kodwa le yiminyaka eli-10 ubudala.