Njengoko besitsho, akukho bantu baphilayo-akukho kuxhaswa. Ke ngoko, imifanekiso yenze uvavanyo lwemibuzo eli-10 eya kukunceda uqonde ubunjani bokuphazamiseka kwengqondo. Ewe, ngandlela ithile sele ihlawule, okanye lendalo.
Ukongeza impilo!1. Ngaba uyawazi umxholo we-meteo-ukuxhomekeka?
Le yeyona nto imnandi kakhulu
Ndibandezeleka kakhulu xa kubanda kwaye ndivuthuza umoya onamandla
Ndilapha, uyabona, akukho windows
Ukubulala abantu abalulekileyo kwimvula ngokuqinisekileyo
2. Ngaba unabo abahlobo abaninzi?
Kwaye abafileyo bathathelwa ingqalelo?Ndingumntu othandwa kakhulu
Abahlobo abanakuba lukhulu, bambalwa kakhulu
Ndinayo ikati, oku kwanele
3. Ngaba usela kakhulu?
Ugalela?
Utywala bujika umntu kwiinkomo. Impendulo icacile?
Kuxhomekeka kwinto
Engaphumeleleyo izama ukufezekisa inqanaba lesibini lotywala
4. Yintoni icaphukisa kakhulu?
Imizamo yokunciphisa umda inkululeko yamI-Colals kwizambatho
Isitshixo ngalo lonke ixesha sihamba kwenye indawo!
Andicaphuki nto, ukuzola kwam akunakuphikwa, njengelitye
5. Kulungile, buza ngqo. Ngubani ocaphukisa kakhulu?
Uxolo abantu!
Abantu abafuna ukundinqula!
Abantu ababuza imibuzo yobudenge. Icebo liyaqondakala?
Akukho mntu uyandicaphukisa, damn !!!
6. Ngaba unayo imikhwa yokutya engaqhelekanga?
Nditya amatye. UNGAYITHANDA, Ewe, kodwa ubufuna ukuyiva?Nge-hangover, nditya yonke into engaphikisi
Ndiyakuthanda ukwenza ikhukhamba kwi-cherry jam
Ukuba yimifuno engaqhelekanga
7. Ngaba unayo iPhobias?
Izigcawu azoyiki hayi
Andiphumi egazini
Khetha ingqokelela. IPhobias yabanye abantu, kunjalo, hayi eyam
Ngaba uyazi ukuba ungayibambi kangakanani i-wayini-vodka ngaphambi kokuvala?
8. Yeyiphi imeko enokukwenza uqhagamshelane ne-psychingaty?
Akukho namnye kwaye akukho nto inokndenza into, khumbula!Ukuphulukana nomsebenzi, usapho okanye ukubulawa kwentliziyo ye-hamster ethandekayo
Imeko apho ndilele khona kwisitulo esine-cocktail, kwaye i-psychiatherrist indithobela izipikili
Yintoni ngoku?
9. Ngaba ukhona umntu obetha umntu?
Ikati kuphela. I-Sneakers kwiPopu. Owu, kwakukubi.
Uhlobo olufudumeleyo uMordeobo alujongwanga, ndiyathemba?
Hayi, ndiyakuthanda ukuhlazisa abantu ngamazwi
Lo ngumbuzo osondeleyo kakhulu.
10 Cinga ukuba uyiNkosi yehlabathi. Umnqweno wakho wokuqala ...
Bonke abantu abalungileyo mababulele bonke ububi
I-Steak ngegazi kunye ne-whisky. Ulonwabo kufuneka luqalwe
Ukukhula kwesikhonkwane kwi-mizinz kwaye sizifuduse kwindlebe-idutyulwe.
Kwaye makhe sivuselele ukubuza ingcwele, huh? Yayiyinto ehlekisayo
Umbuzo olandelayo ugqibelele ukuqalisa-