Ngelixa i-40 imizuzu emizuzu ishushu yinkwenkwezi yeendaba zesikolo uVasya Pupkin, sicebisa ukuba ujonge kwaye uhlukanisa nabazali abakhoyo. Umzekelo, ukubala umhla wabo wokuzalwa ngokwendlela yokuziphatha - ibhola yomlingo wethu ayizukuxoka!
ICapricorn
ICapricorn ayihlali kwintlanganiso, oh hayi! Ufumana imibono yokuphucula isicwangciso sesikolo, isikhafu isiciko esibonakalayo sedesika okanye irabha kwiBhodi kwi-chalk. Ibhrashi yamazinyo. Ukuba ufuna ukuyifaka ngonaphakade - Khetha isahluko seKomiti Yabazali: Le bastard ye-ChitoPaya i-shit kwaye inamathele kwizipho ezintathu zeholide ziza kuthotyelwa kwiklasi yakho kwaye zithenge Izibonelelo sele zikwiBanga le-11.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius kwintlanganiso yabazali kulula ukubala inyani yokuba yena, bitch, uhlala ehleli ngendlela ethe tye ngayo. Ngaba utshatile, unamathela kwimbono kaMakareko malunga nokukhulisa? I-PF, iminyaka yamandulo! Kwaye sisiphi isidlo sakho sangokuhlwa kwigumbi lokutyela? I-Porridge? Hayi, kulungile, ngubani opheka kakhulu! Ekugqibeleni, unako ukufumana wonke umntu oziphakamisayo iingcebiso zayo ezingenakuphikiswa okuthe cwaka, kwanomfundisi othuleyo wokubethelela kwi-bustard evela kwi-verium. I-Aquarius igcina i-char yakhe yendalo kunye ne-lamer amber emva kwezolo.
Intlanzi
Iintlanzi zihleli ekuqokeleleni ukuthunyelwa kwamanzi kwaye zingezantsi kwengca, kuba aziphathi kakuhle kuzo zonke izinto abazenzayo apha kwaye nguwuphi umjelo we-phofel owaziwayo apho. "Bantu, ungubani? -Funda kwamehlo amakhulu eentlanzi kumbuzo othi ste. Ke bona ngokuthobela, balinda ngokugqibeleleyo isiphelo sentlanganiso, kude kube kanye amanzi abuyele emanzini, awokumbileyo, akhutyekiswe ngaphaya kwendlela, igazi labo. Emva koko ngequbuliso bavula umlomo wookrexeyo kwaye baluma bonke aboni abaneenxalenye ezibalulekileyo zomzimba, emva kokufunda okufutshane, kodwa eqinile ngendlela abangalunganga ngayo.
I-aries
Ukuba umntu onesidima, othuleyo kwaye u-petit omncinci uPetit ivanov ngequbuliso kwi-gorn ukuya kwi-gorquet kwaye, ukophule ihempe emhlophe esifubeni, enamagwebu acela ukuba abulale, azi Oko ukhethelele kwintlanganiso yentlanganiso ye-aries. Iindaba ezimnandi - uMaryvannu emva kokusebenza kwee-aries, ungathatha ususo nentambo kuyo. I-Aries-Aries ingaya kumqolo kwaye ingxamisekile ukuhambisa i-Asphalt ye-Asphalt ye-Asphalt ye-Asphalt. Emva koko intlanganiso iya kuzeka.
ithole
Abazali-teltsy bathunyelwa kubafundisi bezikolo ukuba basohlwayo ngenxa yezono. Kwi-Taurucus, ngokulandelelana kwezinto, nyusela umnyango katitshala, nyusela "isiNgesi" ngesithende esingenanto, kwaye emva koko uhlale emdaka wesitulo kwaye ngentlonelo esithi molo. Abantwana beentsomi-phantse kwabantwana abangafuni kwaoko bazalela ngoko nangoko umzalwana okhulileyo. Kuba kwaye ngaphandle komzalwana okhulileyo kuphuma kakuhle. I-Hooligans izukisiwe, kwaye izwi leJografi liphuma phantsi kwetafile: "Annaivanovna, ndingathumela inkwenkwe yakho kwiiOlimpiki, ulumkile kakhulu."
Amawele
Amawele amnandi kakhulu ukudinwa kukudlulisela nakubani na ongekufuni izinto kunye nokuvavanya kwaye athathe inxaxheba kwizandla zabo. Kuphela kukwenze kakhulu intlanganiso yabazali ukuba isidanga kwiklabhu ye-striptease ene-blackjack kunye ne-sluts yeyona ndlela ipholileyo, ngaphezu koko, bacinga njalo. Kodwa emva koko - emva kwemizuzu emihlanu-banokuya kwenye into eqatha, becinga ngokwabo okwesibini MonambuSri kunye noMama uTeresa emntwini kwaye baya kwi-crsade bobuntu basindisa ishawari yokulahleka kwabantwana i-algebra. Yeyiphi into emnandi kakhulu: Qaphela le nto ukonwabisa kakhulu.
Umhlaza
Umhlaza uza kwintlanganiso enoluhlu lwemicimbi elungiselelwe kwangaphambili, yonke into ngendlela eneenkcukacha irekhodiwe kangangokuba kwiminyaka emihlanu icacisiwe kakhulu ngexesha lokuncinwa, ukuba zonke iinjongo zifezekisiwe. Ingqondo yootishala obuchongiweyo, ukufumana ezona zinkcukacha zincinci zekharityhulamu, ukwakhiwa kwamagqabantshintshi ngokwesizwe, isiyobisi sezopolitiko kwangaxeshanye sisoyika ukuba yonke into iyoyika kangangokuba yonke into iyoyika. Abanye ootitshala abangazithemba bavumelane nokuziva e-WhatsApp, iNgxelo yomzuzu ngomhlaza kwisifundo, kuphela loo nto.
Ingonyama
Ingonyama inomdla kwiintlanganiso zabazali kuphela kuphela xa uthetha malunga nento leyo inesidima, enetalente, emangalisayo kwaye ilungele zonke, iqatha i-pelegogogical theegogical theegos. Ukuba akukho sihloko kwi-ajenda kwaye engaboniyo, ingonyama iqala ukuphoswa, kwaye ingonyama enesithukuthezi, uxolo, i-babzda. Iya kucwangcisa isekethe, i-carousel, iyakutsiba kwii-hoops evuthayo kwaye ihlambe i-chabk, eme entlokweni yam, jonga, bathi, njengoko ndinako! Xa indyebo yokuzibonakalisa, yenza ukuba bonke abanye bahenyuzi. Ukuqokelelwa? Ngabazali? Hayi, khange ive.
Virgo
Ukuba umhlaza uza kwintlanganiso enoluhlu lwemibuzo, emva koko intombi inayo le mibuzo yahlulwe zizifundo kwaye iqatshelwe ngokuxhomekeka ekubeniluleka kombala owahlukileyo wabaphawu. Mhlawumbi lo kuphela komzali okuphela kwehlabathi abazazi kakuhle ukuba umntwana wakhe owenziwe ngehlobo elidlulileyo, uya kwenza kulo nyaka wokufunda kwaye uza kukhusela i-dissertation yakhe. I-onctoral, kunjalo. Kwaye kwangaxeshanye ugcina indawo ekhuselekileyo i-Dessier eneenkcukacha ngokulandelelana kwealfabhethi kubo bonke ootitshala, abazali babafundi ofunda nabo, umlawuli, iintloko, ukucoca kunye nomphathiswa wezemfundo. Kuba kuyo yonke into apho kufanele ukuba ibe ngumyalelo.
Libra
Ubunzima bungakwazi ukurhoxisa nebali elicokisekileyo lo titshala weklasi malunga nendlela owuthandayo ngayo i-choo ye-Arnon, umkhukula, ukhuphiswano lwe-Poker Strimer kunye namaBanga okuqala kunye ne-BABAYAUM YOKUQALA KWI-GARMY KWI-GABUM YOKUQALA KUNYE NOBUCHULE BOKUQALA KWAKHONA KWAKHONA KWAKHONA. Into kuphela - inokucelwa ukuba ngubani kwaye uchithwe yibhanki. Ke kwintlanganiso yabazali, ukuba bafika apho, izikali zizibandakanye kwimicimbi yazo, ngaphandle kokuba ziphazamisekile zonke iintlobo zezinto ezincinci, kuba ngaphandle kootitshala nakwizintlanganiso ezinjalo, " I-Whiskey "- Yila iGeraby, kwaye intsingiselo-" Shit "kunye" neCandelo loMphathiswa Wezemfundo ".
I-Scorpio
Kwiintlanganiso zabazali, i-Scorpio ivela kuphela phantsi kwesoyikiso sokutyiselwa kumntwana esikolweni ukuba sijonge emehlweni e-chad kwaye sibone amandla amakhulu kuyo. Ewe, kwaye ubaqalekisela ngayo yonke i-genericy genecy isiqalekiso ukuya kwidolo lesixhenxe. Kolu mastervions kunye neenkosi, kwaye amandla aphuculwe ngokuphindaphindwayo ngumzali wobuzali - yinto embi. Kodwa ukuba uthembisa ukuba kwintlanganiso kuya kubakho i-charddonnone ebandayo kunye nengxoxo malunga ne-aesthetics ye-gegeti ye-gege, emva koko ithuba lokufumana iyure kwiyure ukuvuza amaxesha ngamaxesha. Kwaye esihogweni kuye, nge-hegel, kodwa kuya kufuneka inikezele ngenkani.
I-Sagittarius
I-Sagittarius luludonga lwabazali, ke uza kwintlanganiso yabo zonke iingalo: IMathematics itsala iBanga lakhe elithandekayo, i-chemistry - i-tulists etyheli, kunye ne-fictheca izinti kwimvakalelo yakhe yokuthintela. Ukongeza, uyazazi zonke ii tutorials, ukuhleba kwesikolo kunye nalowo wabhala kwindlu yangasese ukuba uVasya sisidenge. Ikholelwa ukuba umbono wakhe yeyona nto ifunekayo, ngenxa yoko musa ukumnika amazwi: umngcipheko wokumamela kwi-Handise de kube ngokuhlwa. Ukuba phakathi kwentlanganiso, i-sagittarius yalahleka ngequbuliso, emva koko ijonge kwikona - inokwenzeka ukuba itshaya apho kunye nabafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo, ukudlulisela kubo ekutshintsheni kuluhlu kunye noSistern Khokhach.
Entlanganisweni yayihleli kwi-Ekaterina Kuzmin
