Ngomntu, lo mbhalo nguStottalgia, kunye nomntu - imbali yehlabathi lakudala. Kwaye phakathi kwabo, i-90s iphelile kwakudala. Kodwa namhlanje, xa bethetha nge-90s, bakhumbula, uninzi lwabazalwana, i-shootouts, i-organees ebusuku kwiindawo zokutyela, iitakethi ze-amaretto kunye neejekethi ze-amaretto kunye neejekethi ze-amaretto kunye neejekethi ze-amaretto. Ngeli xesha, ngaphandle kweFravia kwi-jeep, kwiminyaka engama-90 yayikho omnye umda. Hayi kancinci, ngendlela, eyingozi kwaye ibangele.
Kwakuza kwazi-90s ukuba iklasi ye-Ofisi yeOfisi yazalwa, ethi ibizwa ngokuba yi-lemm okanye iPlakton. Ezonaofisi zininzi ziye kwii-ofisini: Akukho mntu wayesazi nantoni na ngo "ishishini", igama elithi "urhwebo lwangaphandle", kunye nohlobo olunye lwesiko lwabangela i-neurodermatitis. Kodwa akukho nto, ngandlel 'ithile. Wasinda kubungakanani bomsi "we-lela", wathintela "ipiyano" ngejusi, kude kube yintsasa kwaye kuxoxa ngokuhambisa kunye nezohlwayo. Ithengiswa ngeengubo, iimoto, icuba, ioyile. Babonakala ngathi oovulindlela abathobelayo kunye nabo, ngokubanzi, kwaye babenjalo. Ngubani okhumbula le nto ngoku, ngaphandle kwethu - iifemu zovuyo kwaye zinobuqhetseba 90s zexesha elidlulileyo? Kwaye kwakunjalo kunjalo: 1. Iinkampani zabizwa ngokuba ziifemu. Kwakukho iifemu zangaphandle nezine. Kwaqwalaselwa ukuba usebenze i-jofirme, yayithathwa njengento ehlekisayo.
2. Umvuzo wafunyanwa kwizigidi. Nakwimvulophu. Ubambe icuba, ukutya, utywala ipiyano, ijusi kunye neqhosha.
3. Iikhompyuter zazingezizo zonke iifemu, kodwa kuphela kakhulu. Iifemu ezipholileyo kakhulu kwiiofisi zema kwiikhompyuter ezininzi. Abanye abantu bayayazi indlela yokubandakanya ngayo.
4. Kwaye kukho i-Norton Commar. Aaaa! Kunye ne-lexicon! Uyayikhumbula i-lexicon? Kwaye kwakungekho festile. Hayi. Emva koko kwavela. Intle.
5. Iileta eziprintiweyo kumshicileli weJet. Ixesha elide. Kakhulu. Ngobunzima kunye neMatswags. Ifomu ephawulweyo ifakwe kumshicileli - kwaye phambili. Iikhareji zatshintsha iinkosi ezigwenxa, ezazifuneka ukuba zibangele ukubanjwa kwaye zibanjiwe ngandlela zonke.
6. Kwaye kukho ifeksi! Kwakhona, lo mmangaliso uyamangalisa, kuba wonke umntu ukuqhele ukufota, kwaye ifeksi yayithathelwa ingqalelo. Ukongeza, wayehlala wawa, kwaye iirollet (rolls!) I-Thermoumagi inkcitho.
7. Iidiski ezineeflopy ezintlanu. Nkosi!
8. ukutshaya emsebenzini. Bonke batshaya. Ukutshaya kakhulu. Ndatshaya kakhulu.
9. Bonke batshaya kwaye badlale eTetris kunye nePakman. Abanye badlala kakuhle.
10. I-norboki ebizwa ngokuba yi-Golpopami, indleko njengeemoto kwaye yayithathwa njengezigaba.
11. Kwaye zazingekho iifowuni. Zazi (mhle kamva) iiprints kunye neefowuni zerediyo. Malunga! I-firmach ene-radiolontelephone ayinakuphocofa.
12. Ngendlela, yayilisiko ukusela emsebenzini. Ngokuhlwa. Ngamanye amaxesha usuku. Ewe, kutheni ungaseli into? Yintoni ethintela? Umsebenzi ayisiyo ingcuka-ayiyi kubaleka ehlathini.
13. Zonke izinto ezibalulekileyo zasonjululwa kwiindawo zokutyela kunye ne-saunas kunye namantombazana. Akukho mantombazana-akukho sivumelwano.
14. Amagama athi "Iphasimi" ayikho. Amashishini, eneneni, nawo. Abantu bahlanganisene kwi-ofisini, amadoda alungelelanisa isiselo, amantombazana alungiselela iisalali, ehleli ixesha elide, engqondweni, ngeengoma kunye nomdaniso. Ewe, kwaye zonke zisekho.
15. Kwakungekho-wonke umntu gqithile nje ngaphandle kwesixeko kwiKebab. Kwaye akukho midlalo kwaye imbi kakhulu kumoya omtsha. Inyama, ibhiya, iingoma, iingcongconi. 16. Abaqhubi kufuneka basebenze kuzo zonke iifemu. Zonke ii-chefs zahamba kwiimoto zangaphandle nezifungelwa, kuba ngendlela eyahlukileyo eyayithathwa njengengakwenziwanga, kwaye emva kweSauna kunzima ukuhlala ngasemva kwesondo.
17. Iofisi ayizange ime kulo naziphi na iipholethi kunye noomatshini bekofu. Yonke ivele inyibilikisiwe ikofu. Kulungile, okanye ipiyano yotywala, okanye i-gin-thanic.
18. Abaphathi beofisi babizwa ngokuba ziimfihlo. Baphendula iifowuni, iikomityi ezivuthiweyo kwindlu yangasese, zityalelwe amaqhosha kwi-chef kwijakethi kwaye zisebenze ikofu.
19. Abaphathi bebengekabikho njengeklasi. Hayi. Nditsho nabaphathi becala babizwa ngokuba yiyo. Bacoci. 20. Abaguquleli abavela kuzo naziphi na iilwimi zasemzini bathathelwa ingqalelo iingcali ezinqabileyo kwaye bafumana kakuhle. Kwaye uSsoadmin, ngendlela, nayo.
21 Akukho mntu uyaziyo ukuba yayingubani i-MBA. Yintoni le-ebid. Kwaye yintoni i-KPI. Kutheni apho. Ukongeza kwi-Accountant, akukho mntu wayesazi ukuba yayiyi-VAT. 22. I-Intanethi ayikasebenzi! Khawufane ucinge? Ekuseni, yonke into, njengeziyatha, funda amaphephandaba kwaye ugcwele kwigumbi lokutshaya.23. Sasincinci.
