Amazwi malunga nokulungisa okungalunganga. Inqaku alisiyonto imbi ngakumbi kunomlilo, kungenjalo awunakugqitywa. Ukulungiswa-i-rake yefinsirical. Apho sonke sichitha inkunkuma. IBhodi yokuHlotshelwa yiPics ipholise ukulimala ebunzini kwaye ikumema ukuba ufunde ngeempazamo zabanye abantu.
Kwi-van yento, kunjalo. Usenza. Siza kwenza yonke le nto kwakhona.
Ukuqala kokuzenzekelayo
Zonke izinto zokulungisa ziqala ngokulinganayo. Uye wakhubeka kwakhona kwi-parquet eqhekekileyo, okanye iCornice iwela entlokweni yakho, okanye uzama ukulahla ikhitshi, kwaye ufumana ukuba ayinamanqatha, kodwa i-coop poop. Isitya somonde sityhutywe, igumbi lalisa isizalo se-irerine, nesithungu. Umzekelo, emnyango jamb, ngokuqinisekileyo ebeyiwa. Yonke into! Ungaphila kangakanani kule nto? Ukulungiswa ngokungxamisekileyo!
Ukucwangciswa okuqinisekileyo
Okwangoku asingocwangciso lwamanyathelo olungiso, hayi. Phambi kwakho iimbono zehlabathi jikelele, awunalo ixesha lokutshintshiselana ngamaqhinga, akunjalo? Kodwa kwenye indawo yeva kwenye indawo eyimfuneko ukufumanisa umhla wokuphelelwa-iyaziqeqesha kwaye ikhuthazeka. Isonjululwe - nge-1 kaJuni, i-Wandbarming yendlu, eyesihlanu-uhambo oluya elwandle. Haha. Ha ha ha.
Ukonga okungenangqondo
Okokuqala, funa kwimifanekiso yewebhu enabakhweli abakhulu, kwaye uyaqonda ukuba awuyithandi. Khuphela iikhathalogu ze-Ikea zinesithukuthezi, kwenye ivenkile ithengiswa ifanitshala ithengiswa ukuseta, kwaye zimbini kuphela iindidi: i-rustic mid riain vs gypsy yosapho. Uyaqonda ukuba ngaphandle komyili-akukho ndlela. Kodwa ngenxa yento ayenzayo imali, mandivumele? Ukhetha umyili, ukulungele ukusebenza kwipeni kwaye ufumane umzobo. Entle. Ungayixhoma kamva eludongeni oluphathelele. Yeyiphi le mfanekiso ngequbuliso. Umculi ubona kakhulu!
Ukucwangciswa kwengozi
Umyili wakupeyinta igumbi lokuhlala elihle lekhitshi, igumbi lokuhlambela, igumbi lokuhlamba kwigumbi lokuhlambela elidityanisiweyo kunye neofisi kwiLoggia. Kuyinyani, unabantwana abathathu kwaye bonke bathanda ukubhukuda kweeyure ezimbini ngaphambi kokulala, ulungiselela yonke imihla, kwaye i-loggia kuphela kwendawo yakho inokufihla ukutya. Kubantwana. Kodwa ayinamsebenzi ngoku. Ukophula-musa ukwakha. Kwaye ngokubanzi, ayisiyo isahlulelo, kodwa ihlekisayo. Ngaba loluphi uhlobo lwabakhi lwaluvela kwi-dirt kunye namasebe? Umnwe kaTkni-wasasazwa. Ewe, kulungile, i-sweehammer. Umahluko okufuphi.
Ukulahlwa okungapheliyo
Ukwakha isitya senkunkuma-inkunkuma! Okokuqala, uyimali efanelekileyo. Okwesibini, uya kumnika isihogo ayaziyo apho. Khange uqeshiwe ukuba unxibe iindonga zethu kwiikota ezintathu. Kwaye, eyona nto iphambili, abemi basemzini bokuqala baya kusalisa esi sitya ngenkunkuma - yeyakho, ngeyona ndlela. Hayi, ayisiyiyo indlela yethu. Yonke into eyaphula, kufuneka ivimbe imvana kwaye iphose kwinkunkuma. Xa intlanganiso yabanini-banini iya kufumanisa ukuba ngubani okhwela i-chunks yendlu yangasese-unokwenza i-pokerfias kunye nenqaku. Sukuya nje kwimfuno yabamelwane, awuyi-stirlitz - musa ukuyeka.
I-Amateur eyingozi
Ngaba ungumntu odumileyo onemfundo ephezulu- ngaba awuzukujongana nangentlungwini enjalo njenge-wiring wiring? Ukulungiswa kwezandla zakho ngumsebenzi omnandi wokukhulisa kwaye ukhanyisele ukufudumala ngengqondo. Kunye nendawo yokuyila. Kwaye ngokubanzi-inomdla kakhulu! Ukulungiswa ngezandla zakho zihlala ziphela xa ikati inyibilikisa okwangoku, abamelwane baya kuqhogqe ngenxa yokungahlambuluki, kunye negama elithi "uqhawulo-mtshato" azokungatshintshwa ngemibhobho.
Ukunyaniseka kakhulu
Ngapha koko, hayi "uqhawulo-mtshato", uya kuqala ukubiza abahlobo kunye nabantu abaqhelileyo ukukhangela i-Brigade elungileyo. Ukuya kwiingcebiso! Ewe kunjalo, uya kunika ezi ngcebiso. Emva koko, igumbi ligwetyelwe liqela le-scapriling kwislaphu, ethembise ukuba wenze yonke into ngohlobo olufanelekileyo. Kwaye, ewe, musa ukwenza. Kuba ukuze benze into kubo. Kuyimfuneko ukuma neCaadyl kunye nomama onjalo. Kwaye uyancuma kwaye unxibe ikuki. Ewe, umhlobo wabo osenyongweni ucetyisiwe! Inyoka yena, hayi umhlobo. Umngcam umgudu.
Ukulunga
Ndizimisele ububi bam, Ndilungiselele. Kangangoko ke abamelwane baqala ngokunxaxhiwe. Kwaye banokuqondwa: Abo batshintsha udonga ngo-7 kusasa, kufuneka babulawe. Kodwa ungakuqonda nawe-udiniwe kukuphila kumkhwekazi kwiityesi zesutyuli kwaye udilize izimvo ezihlaziyo, ngokungathi yikati kwaye iphinde iphoswe itreyi. Udinga ngokukhawuleza, abamelwane bavuya. Ukulalaki akufunyanwanga.
Ukutshintsha iqela
Inyanga yesine kwindlu yentshabalalo, ukusuka kwikhonkrithi ye-curpices smacks kunye nemivimbo phantsi kwe-wiring ufumana iplagi evela kwi-DoXharaka. I-Doight ?! Uqhuba i-brigade yesitabane kunye nokuqesha abanye - ezi zinto zibonakala ngathi ziyi-zombie. I-GAPS ubuncinci ifumene i-drill kuMark owufunayo, kwaye olu lunxibelelaniso, njengamakhuhlane anxilisayo. Ukuya kumgca we-zombie-uyabaqhuba kwaye uqeshe kwaye uqesha abemi baseTajikistan. I-Sprent, i-foreman yabo iphosa indawo yokuqala ye-shmatock eludongeni. Hooray! I-ice iqalile! Kuyinyani, i-wiring ayizange yenziwe, kuba iitajiks zamaRussia aziqondi. Kodwa i-nod iyakholisa. Kwaye uyakholelwa. I-Zombie iphiko ligculelwe kuphela.
Izinto ezingekho mfuneko
Inkanuko iza ngelixa isitya, njengoko kwaziwa. Kuba wonke umntu uphelelwe emhlabeni, kuyafuneka ukwakha indlu yangasese yendwendwe. Ungaphila njani ngaphandle kwakhe, eh? Iphi imfihlelo yokutshaya ebusuku kwaye uza kubeka phi itreyini yeFeline? Apha kukho imitha yezikwere yasimahla, phantsi kwegumbi lokuhlambela elithobekileyo. Akukho nto ngoku iholo iza kuba mncinci emagxeni. Kodwa yonke into ifana nezindlu ezilungileyo.
Isiphumo esingenamsebenzi.
Ewe, konke kulungile. Unodonga oluhle nolumhlophe. I-canvas entle yemizobo yabantwana. Unethayile eqaqambileyo ekhitshini. Iipateni zenja kwithenda yakhe ziya kukukhumbuza ngeeripples kumphezulu wolwandle (awuzange uye apho, hahaha). Unemilenze eqaqambileyo kumagumbi. Ngoku kuya kufuneka uthenge ii-slippers zekati, kungenjalo umngcipheko awucingeli udibaniso lwe-hip. Kodwa awukacingi ngayo. Utsalela ulwandiso kwigumbi lokuhlala ekhitshini. Kuba iindawo zokuphuma ekhitshini zimbini. Phantsi kweketile kwaye phantsi kwefriji. Ewe, akukho nto: Batsho, ngelixa besitya ingozi kakhulu ukubukela umabonwakude.
