Ngo-Matshi kakuhle. Yonke into iphefumla ngokusondela kubushushu, ilanga liya esibhakabhakeni, kungekuphela nje ekwenzeni "usuku / ubusuku / ubusuku" "kwaye bafuna ukuhlala bethanda ukuphila. Ngamanye amaxesha ukuphila ngasekupheleni kuka-Matshi ndifuna kakhulu ukuba ngandlel 'ithile iguqukela ekubeni kuDisemba kuya kufuneka ulwezele. Hayi nje ngoDisemba, kodwa ishumi elinambini kuqala. Kwaye hayi amashumi amathathu kuqala, kodwa ebusuku.
Umfazi wokwenyani
Ewe, bendisoyika ukoyike-bendicinga oogqirha abanxilayo, ababelekisi ababi kunye nayo yonke loo nto. Kodwa hayi, abasebenzi babekukuphakama: tyhelela kwaye banikela ingqalelo. Kodwa, ewe, wayefuna ngokwenene ukuya kubhiyozela - unyaka omtsha webhokhwe wayeza kuza ngeendlela ezimbini ezinesiqingatha. Kwaye andikazenzi. Kwaye ke ugqirha ubuza: "Ngaba ulilinde intombazana?" "Ewe," yithi "Intombazana". Ugqirha unyuse isisu sam kunye nokuhlebeza kwindawo yeNavel,: "Ukuba awukazelwe kwangoko, kuya kufuneka uphendule bonke ubomi bam ukuba uyibhokhwe." Kwaye ngandlel 'ithile ukuveza kwangoko ... ukuzalwa ikota ukuya kwishumi elinambini. Ndilawule.I-bard beard
Nge-31 kaDisemba, ndenziwa i-cessare yasemngeni kaxakeka. Ndishiya i-anesthesia, kwaye ndifuna ugqirha. Kodwa andiqondi ukuba lo ngugqirha. Andiqondi nto. Nokuba ndifile, okanye ndilele. Kwaye ndiyabuza: "Kwaye ungubani?" Uthi: "Santa Claus". Ewe, ndikho ngomatshini: "Molo, Makhulu rost, iindevu zoboya." I-Brigade yawa. Uye ke wandixokisa ixesha elide, ndibusindise ubomi bam, kwaye undibizile ukuba ngubani ongenambulelo?
Ummelwane! Ummelwane!
Umamazala waxelela: Ugqibe kwelokuba alwele nje ngo-Eva, kwaye umkhwe wam emsebenzini wabhiyozela konke. Nika ummelwane wakhe ube nethamsanqa. Kwaye oogqirha sele beyigubungele itafile, kwaye amabala e-champagne ... ngokubanzi, ukuzalwa kwamkelwe kwaye wabaleka kwangoko. Ewe, ulibele ukubhala usuku lokuzalwa, lufumaneka kuphela ngexesha lokukhutshwa. Ke ngoko, umyeni akanolwazi lokuba yintoni na, usuku lokuzalwa. Kunye nonyaka.
Kwaye umkhwekazi ongunina wokuzalwa kuka Nyana wongezwa kuvuyo lonyaka omtsha ... ngokubanzi, ukuze anyamekele umkhwekazi ongumfazi ongummelwane wakhe.
Unomqolo omhlophe
Umyeni wayesemsebenzini (utshintsho loNyaka oMtsha) kunye nefowuni ekhutshiweyo. Kwaye ndinaye ogqirha ngalo lonke ixesha-ndicela unditsalele umnxeba umyeni wam, ngequbuliso wayityhola ifowuni. Ayizange ihlawulwe kuphela ogqirha, nangona kunjalo. Abongikazi, iMidwin, uNeonatologist ude ubonakala. Ngokubanzi, ndizele. Kwaye ngaxa lithile uthi ugqirha esithi kum: "Kutheni le nto ufuna indoda enjalo? Unembono kaHurnova, wayiphosa esihogweni. Andimqondisi ngokungakhathali, kwaye uyacacisa: "Ke, kuyacaca ukuba wayengalunganga kakhulu kwango-Epreli walo nyaka."I-Logics
Ndinikezele nzima kwaye ixesha elide, kwaye oogqirha babekukuphakama - ndifihlakeleyo kwaye andizami ukubaleka yi-vodka. Ngenxa yoko, ubusuku baphela, kodwa kuba ndithule ngoku, ndandimenza ndothuke ngokuncokola kwabo baburhawula uNyana- Ngaba yonke into ilungile? Kwaye ndiyayiva:
- Amakhulu amane amane. Umnini mngeni omtsha.
-Kubonakala ukuba, uMoma ophelileyo uMama wakhokelela kakuhle.
-Unemithi emibini yeshumi elinambini.
- A., hayi kakhulu.
Usisi
Umyeni waxelela intombi yakhe ubudala (Wayeneminyaka emine ubudala) ukuba "Umama waya esibhedlele udade wabo, kuya kubakho isipho sonyaka omtsha." Intombi yacaphuka kakhulu - ithi andifuni naluphi na usisipho, ndifuna umvundla njengesipho. Kwaye emva kokukhutshwa, safika ekhaya, sashwankathela incinci ebhedini kwaye satsho njalo-Jonga, nangona kunjalo, lo dade ungcono kunomvundla? Kwaye oyena mkhulu wasijonga ngemfesane, njengasesendleni, wathi: "Ngaba wena uyakholelwa ngokwakho?Ibhegi yomlingo
Sasibhiyozela kubazali bethu, kodwa kwaba kubi, kwakufuneka ndigoduke, kwaye ndingena phantsi kwedabi le-chimes - kwaye ngokubanzi, "i-ambulensi". Kwaye kum, njengabo bonke abafazi abakhulelweyo, ibhegi "esibhedlele" bahlanganiselwe kwangaphambili. Umyeni wakhe wamsa, ndavulwa, kwaye yasuka le nto incinci yeyale ngxowa. Le ngxowa, ohamba umama okhathalayo amashumi amahlanu amawaka amawaka ee-SUGANCs, chill kunye chops. Sihambile, singabhiyozela, kwaye umama wayefuna ukuba sizame ... uMama wenza umama. Kwaye umyeni uwenzile. Oogqirha bonwabile-bathi, zonke iidayinti zezidenge, ii-slippers zekhaya kunye neegloves zerabha zithwele. Kwaye ulungiselele ...
I-zomboychik
Ndihlala kwidolophu encinci kwaye ndazala isizungu esinekratshi. Oku, ngengqondo yokuba bekungekho mntu uzivayo. Ngale nto, isizungu sam esiphelileyo, kuba iqela likagqirha lalizele, kwaye izihlobo zahlala phantsi kweefestile ze-roddom, kunye neqela lejelo laseTV lidutyulwe kwi I-Newlenium entsha. Lo ngu-2000 yayinjalo, ewe. Kuyandicaphukisa, bendithetha, kunye nomqhubi kwidyasi emhlophe evela kwigxalane lomnye umntu elalifake kakuhle ikhamera efakwe kwigumbi. Nokuba babebalulekile kuphela iziphumo, kodwa nayo le nkqubo, nokuba uzama nje ukususa "ukubona". Ngokubanzi, nditsho ngangoko nje kwaoko amatelevane ngezi zinto zithandayo. Xa yonke into iphela, bandiculela bandicela ukuba ndithethe amagama ambalwa. Ewe, ndatsho. Kwaye hayi nesibini. Ngokuqhelekileyo onke la mazwi endiyaziyo, athi. Kodwa ngesizathu esithile ividiyo ayibonisi.