Izizathu ezi-8 zokuba ngumfazi ongumsebenzi akanamntu emnandi kunendoda enye

Kukholelwa ukuba "kwi-" yaseburhulumenteni "esele ilingane nendoda. Asivumelani noku. Kuba ayinjalo.

Ukuba uthatha umsebenzi, ke yonke into injalo.

Umsebenzi

Indoda ifanele yenze umsebenzi. Umhlaba ulindele yena ngokuphunyezwa, ukuqhuba kunye nempumelelo kwicandelo elinyuliweyo, ufana nostronaut. Wasikhupha isandla sakhe. Uxelelwe ukuba "Masihambe"! Kwaye nanku apha kwilitye eliqaqambileyo, zonke ezo zinto zintle, zinentloni zendalo, kwaye wonke umntu ojikeleze iqabaka alilinde, xa etyhilelwa elangeni. Nasekhaya yena - ngasemva. Kunye nabasebenzi abancinci abasenkandlayo.

Unokwenza umsebenzi ongumfazi, kodwa ingekuko ukuba ufuna. Ewe, oko kukuthi, ngexesha lobufazi abaphumeleleyo, kubonakala ngathi kuyimfuneko, kodwa zonke izinto zingumfazi ophambili womfazi? Kunene. Usapho kunye nabantwana. Ke, mfazi othandekayo, musa ukukhathalela ukuba uphuthile ngokuba yioli ubomi bam bonke, ndibe yinto elungileyo yokuqonda ukuba ngumfazi nonina, kwaye emva koko. I-free ukusuka kwixesha lomsebenzi wasetyhini ophambili. Kwaye ungalibali ukuba uyafana "ngasemva" ngenxa yecosmout yakho.

Inzala

Umlinganiso oyindoda uqinisekile ukuba umsebenzi wakhe awunguye kuphela umsebenzi wakhe, kodwa nekamva layo (entle, okanye elincinci ngaphandle kwembewu. Oko kukuthi, akafuni nje ukuba ngumncedisi ophambili kumphathi omkhulu weSebe lentengiso leSebe lentengiso. Uyayenza (engalali ebusuku) inzala, ethi, ngenxa yomsebenzi wakhe ongakhathaliyo, uza kuqalisa ubomi bakhe ngenqanaba lezentlalontle. Oko kukuthi, umsebenzi wobudoda ngulo mnikelo mkhulu kwisibingelelo sobuchwephesha kunye nempucuko. Umntu ngokwalo prometus, hayi ngaphantsi.

Kwaye umfazi? Kwaye nguwuphi umfazi? Uthatha umsebenzi wakhe ngomsebenzi wakhe ngeyona nto iphambili - uthando lobuzeza luyahamba. Ewe, kwangaxeshanye i-clelets yasekhaya, iindlebe zam, iqinisekisela umsebenzi we-curions. Ngaba isebenza nguMlawuli wezeMali weZiko elikhulu lokwakha loomatshini? Ke ngoku? Amachaphaza awondliwa ngeekeyiki.

Utsho uluntu, ithathela ingqalelo "iprometi", ke ucinga ukuba uMama Promelete, kwaye eyona nto iphambili ngumfazi ngokwawo. Ihlala kwintlanganiso kwi-Ofisi yayo yombutho kwaye inesibakala sokuba andinaxesha izolo, iziketi zokucinezelwa ngokutsha. Ewe, nabantwana, ngamanye amaxesha, bacinge kwaye babhale uMama (sele beluye) iintliziyo zeSMS "mama, ngaba ulibele ukupheka isidlo sangokuhlwa?"

Imbonakalo

Umsebenzi wobusika ngumsebenzi wobudoda nje. USocim uxolela ngeempazamo zenkangeleko kube kanye. Ukuba umhle, emva koko ungumsebenzi nje oyindoda, ukuba ukhohlakele, emva koko wangumsebenzi onobukrelekrele. Kwangelo xesha, ihlala inomtsalane ngokwesondo. Ke, ukuba ungummiselo we-cap, iplanga, ukutyhala kunye ne-humpback-isem entle. Kuba indoda ayipeyilisi imbonakalo, kodwa inenjongo (kakuhle, yenye i-wallet, kodwa siya kunciphisa lo mzuzu).

Naphi na apho umntu akabonakali khona, kwaoko umntu uba yinto enyathelwa, inkanuko kunye nothando lomntu wesini esahlukileyo. Ngokubanzi, uApollo Belvedere kwaye yiyo loo nto. Umsebenzi ongumfazi ophakathi wangaphandle - thabatha ikhulu ukuya kwi-Apple ye-Apple. Kuba abaye kwingqondo elungileyo baya kuza entlokweni yokuya entlokweni yothando kwiBhanki yoLawulo okanye kwiZiko eliMiLungeli le-Eagle-Erine Learner.

Okokuqala, eyoyikisayo. Okwesibini, akucacanga ukuba ungamkhathalelanga ukuba uza kumkhathalela kwaye wenze ntoni (kulungile, ukuba awuyi-rigidid, ngecawa ye-frigid. " Ewe, ngoku batsho malunga nayo, nangona ubukwenyani "ziidiliya eziluhlaza". Kwaye ngokuchaseneyo, ukuba ungoyena msebenzi wobuntu ulunge, ngokuqinisekileyo yonke indawo awayeyenza lo msebenzi. Ke, kunokwenzeka ukuba unikele kwakhona "ukukhula komsebenzi" kuyo. Ewe, kumnandi, into!

Iqabane

Umfazi womsebenzi wobudoda emehlweni oluntu ngumfazi owonwabileyo owayenethamsanqa lokudibana ne-smart, volow kunye nenqanaba leklasi. Ke ngoko, xa ehamba ethembekile kuye kwiziganeko ezahlukeneyo, ejonge ngentlonipho, intlonipho kunye nomona. Ngokwesiqhelo, umfazi womsebenzi owonelisekayo wanelisekile sisikhundla sayo kwaye ngekratshi unxiba uboya, iidayimani kunye nenqanaba.

Indoda yomfazi ongumfazi - ilusizi into engenantsingiselo, i-podkinnik, i-slim kwaye akukho nto. Utsho uluntu, nangona uzama ukwenza ngathi. Ke umyeni womyeni uluhlobo lwenkosana-contrertort, ongeniswa ehlabathini njengendawo enesiphene. I-Skaps imjonga, ngokuthe ngcembe ijika kwaye iphakamise, ukuba ayinayo indawo kunye nomvuzo, kodwa uyazi ukuba yintoni. Umyeni wam unesifo, amatye rhoqo, ukhumbula "osemzini" kwaye uzifunca, ulwelo, kodwa izityholo.

Izalamane kunye nenye indawo ekufuphi

Iholide yamaholide-ikratshi losapho, uvuyo lwabahlobo noBharn. Yamkelwe kwi-fuck, i-unded kunye neparur. Zikonakala ukuba zihlekise, uziswa kumzekelo wabantu abancinci, kwaye abantu abadala bathi "UYA kum." Kulumkele ukuphumelela kwakhe ngaphezu kwesimo sezulu. Kwaye nayiphi na usapho okanye indibano enobuhlobo kungekudala okanye yaqengqeleka kamva kwingxoxo ngomntu wakhe obalaseleyo kunye nomsebenzi oqaqambileyo.

Umfazi ongumsebenzi yi-freak engaqhelekanga, into ethile ithetha phakathi kweKrozhaz naseGuinplane, kwaye ngokubanzi ayicacanga apho azalwe khona. Ngamazwi, ikratshi, kodwa phakathi kwazo zonke izihlobo kudala zithathe isigqibo sokuba ungumfazi ngelishwa, engenanto (apha wonke umntu encwina) eyona nto ibalulekileyo. Ubufazi! (Nanku wonke umntu uyancwina kwakhona).

Ubukho bomfazi womfazi ongumfazi ongumfazi kwaye abantwana bangenzi "zilahleko" zakhe ". Kuba 'zizinto ezimbi "kwaye" intsapho yaphosakele, abantwana ayondliwa ngeekeyiki, iikona azikho. " I-POSTERIR isoloko inyanzeliswa ukuba izithethelele ngethamsanqa lakhe kwaye isoloko ingqina ukuba unexesha kunye nonyaka ophelileyo ... Apha wonke umntu uncwina nokuxoxa ngokuthe ngqo Isazisi salo naliphi na ilizwe lokuqhelana.

Abantu abangabaziyo

Kumbuzo, "kwaye wenzani" i-bravada ihleli ivakalisa ukuba yi-cosmonaut, isayensi, umbhali, umqhubi, umqhubi, i-aerishnik. Iyonyusa imeko yayo emehlweni abantu abangabaziyo, yenza ukuba ibalulekile, ifune kwaye ityhutyha. Umsebenzisi wobusuku akazukukhumbula ukuba ungumntu othanda nje kwaye akukho nto. Kuba iastronaut. Iindawo ezijikelezileyo. Kuhle.

Ibhinqa lomsebenzi liza kwangoko emva kokuba litsho ukuba yayiyinto enjani i-cosmoral encinci yongeza. "Kwaye ndinomyeni, nabantwana ababini kwaye ndibalaseleyo kwi-vannik. Kungenxa yokuba ukuba akayithethi loo nto, uya kucela, angebi novelwano. "Ingaba unabo abantwana? Utshatile? "

Indlela yokunxiba

Umntu ongumsebenzi ongumsebenzi unokunxiba isuti yeshishini, kwaye nantoni na nanganto. Kwimeko ebi kakhulu, uya kufuna uhlobo lwe-eccentric kunye ne-eccentric entle. I-jeanny jeans, iisokisi ezinemibala, amacici endle kwaye nokuba kaTalt-"i-eccentric entle." Kwaye zama umsebenzi wobugcisa owenzelwa ngumsebenzi obeka umsebenzi biipure bipuary! Kunye ne-latex jumpsuit! Ibonisiwe? Ke njani?

Ngaba "i-cuticric cutie" okanye i-valgar engathandekiyo? Kwaye kwangaxeshanye, unokukhwela ukunxiba i-latex jumpsuit kunye ne-pavlovo-pophesky harkekef ukusuka phezulu.

Oogxa bakhe kunye nabaphantsi

Umsebenzisi wobudoda akanakuthanda, ungazami, musani ukuhlonipha, kodwa ukuyiqonda iya kuhlala. Ibhokhwe, kodwa ibhokhwe icacisiwe. Waphanziswa, kuba ibhokhwe, ayizange iphakamise umvuzo, kuba ibhokhwe, ayikhange isayine isicelo seholide yakhe - ibhokhwe, ibhokhwe, yonke into inyanisekile.

Umfazi ongumsebenzi uya kufumana iilebheli ezininzi ezikhubekisayo. Asifuni kudwelisa, kuba iyacekiseka. Kodwa ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba yintoni "ibhokhwe" engahlukaniswa. Kwaye ngenxa yokuba "umsebenzi phantsi komfazi" kuluntu lwethu lusaqwalaselwa into, yithi ngobunono, ungaqhelekanga.