Uyathuka, masitsho nomntu ongamaziyo okanye ongumphambukeli kuye okanye kuwe. Kwaye kubonakala kucacile ukuba ishishini libusuku olunye. Kwaye khumbula iiyure ezibini ezilandelayo aziyomfuneko. Kwaye ijika ngale ndlela kunzima kakhulu ukuyilibala.
Isidlo sakusasa ebhedini
"Iyodwa, ubusuku bungalunganga. Kodwa ekuseni, unina wangena egumbini, kwangazange akholelwe ukuba sobabini sihamba ze ebhedini, ndivusa umsebenzi wacela ukuba sibe sisidlo sakusasa. "
Umsebenzi ongekho mthethweni
"Ndandineminyaka engama-21 ubudala. Kwaye ndajonga lo mfo kwibar. Wayenoonocholo lweenwele kunye neeglasi ezipholileyo kwisakhelo se-turtle. Sobabini sanxila kakhulu saza safudukela emotweni. Ndiphulaphule i-Pearl Jam kwaye iqhutywa. Emva koko wabuza ukuba unam imali. "
I-vampirena
"Indoda yayindim. Ngequbuliso wabuya wabuza ukuba ndingambulela ukuba ndinenyanga, ndenze i-kunnilingsus. "
I-Wolf-Timber
"Ndizifumene ebhedini nomntu owayephikisana nokuba ngu-verviulf. Yayiyintshabalalo yakhe. Ke undiluma kwaye wathi wayenethemba lokuba ayizukundenza ndinxile. Andazi ukuba kutheni ndingazange ndibaleke. Ndicinga ukuba utywala bube kukutyeba. "
I-santo
"Amagama nje ambalwa. Wakhalela ebhedini yam. "
Itolikiwe
"Sinxilile ngendoda. Khange ndicenga ukuhlala kude kuse emva kwentsasa emva kwesondo, ngoko ke yaqala ukunxiba. Uye waphakama, wahamba waya egumbini kwaye waqala kwiPiss. Kuyabonakala ukuba bendicinga ukuba ndiza kwindlu yangasese. "
Incwadi yeZikhalazo kunye neeNgcebiso
"Bendikunyaka wokuqala. Kwaye walala nomntu, ongenakubizwa ngokuba ngu-Cutie. Andizange ndibenalo ixesha lokunxiba, njengoko wayendiphosile emva koko: "Ke, bhala phantsi ..." kwaye waqala uluhlu lokuba ndingakhange ndinikele ngesondo lethu. "
Umoni
"Ndinentlanganiso yesondo kunye nendoda evela kwi-tinder. Yonke into yayipholile kakhulu kwaye ingenamsebenzi. Waza wadanisa okabalalala, wathi kuye, Ivakalise into yokuba yonke into esiyenzayo ngoku, isono esikhulu. Kwaye kwakufuneka ngokwenene ukufunda yonke imithandazo eguqukayo. "
I-punch iphindwe kabini
"Ndilala nomfundi. Siphume kwitheko. Bakhwela kwigumbi lokulala kwaye baqala ukwenza le nto. Ngequbuliso, wandiqhekeza, esiswini nasesifubeni. Kwaye emva kombini wakhupha ilungu kunye ne-dumshot kuyo yonke le nto. Ngqo eyenziweyo. "
B - indoda nganye
"Ndidibene nomntu eTinder saya kuye. Kwaye ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo, ixesha lam laqala. Kwafuneka ndiyinqande yonke. Kwavela ukuba intombazana yakhe yangaphambili yayihlala kwigumbi elilandelayo. Kodwa babenobudlelwane obulungileyo. Kwakufuneka ndibuze i-tampon yakhe kwaye wandithatha nam ekhaya. "
Pumel
"Sidibene nomntu ovela kwi-tinder kwaye ngexesha lesini waqala ukubeka iminwe yam emngxunyeni we-anal. Akukho mntu akazange enze njalo. Kwaye ngalo mhla nditya isidlo esingaqhelekanga esingaqhelekanga. Phakathi kobusuku ndivuke kakhulu. Ndacinga ukuba nguye, wajika wazama ukulala. Kodwa nje ukuba ndilale, ezi zandi zasasazwa kwakhona. Ndigutyungelwe yimfihlo enkulu. Ekuseni, yena ngandlela thile wathi kakuhle kunye nokugaya kuphuma. Khange ndibone. "
Snoroshai gay
"Bendimazi lo mfo nje kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kwaye emva kobusuku besondo yayiphosakele ekhaya. Kumsebenzi, wadibana naye ukhathazekile kwaye enesithandwa esibi, ngokucacileyo nabo babehlala kunye. Oko kukuthi, dude, endilele kuye, yayisisinyabi, kodwa bendicinga ukuba ukuba ngesondo wayengengavutha ngumsindo. Kwaye ixhamla bonke abantu basetyhini ngokulandelelana. "
Romeo
"Ndilele umntu endimthandayo. Yonke iqalile, kwaye, xa sabandezeli, waqala ukundixelela indlela emthanda ngayo wangaphambili, kwaye wayengenakuba nesondo nam. Emva koko sasizisa esiphelweni. Kwaye emva koko sund. Sabiza intombi yakhe. Kwaye weza naye ngefowuni. Ngelixa sibabini sihamba khona. "
Ukuziphindezela
"Iklabhu yeklabhu itsaliwe kwi-tude indoda ekhaya. Waqala ekhitshini kwaye wavalelwa etafileni. Kwaye kwenzekile ukuba siphule. Watsho ukuba ayingoyiki, kwaye ichithe igumbi lam. Emva koko ndeva ingxaki eyoyikekayo. Wandifihla kwigumbi lokuhlambela. Kwaye eflethini, kuya kubanika, yena wangaphambili, bevela apho babehlala khona phantsi kophahla olufanayo, baza bamthuka ngenxa yetafile eyaphukileyo. Kuyacaca ukuba wayefuna ukuyibuyisela. "
Ukuzinikela kwenja
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"Safika kwi-guy ekhaya kwaye wathi kufuneka ahambe nenja. KULUNGILE. Bahamba baso sonke iyure. Emva koko inja yenzekile kwenye indawo kwaye yafaka ingubo yam ngegazi. Ke ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo wakhwela ebhedini yethu ngalo lonke ixesha. Kwaye wazama ukuqhuba inja xa wayekum. Udandule ngokwenene ebusweni bam ngelixa uDick wakhe wayehlala kwilungu lobufazi. "
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