Kwintsomi, yonke i-peripetics kunye nomasipala wasebathandayo bahlala bephela ngomtshato. Kodwa ebomini, yonke into enomdla kakhulu kule nqaku iqala nje!
Kwaye ukuba uyakukhathaza isitayile esiqinileyo kunye nokuqonda okungathethekiyo, iiPics ezingenakuze zizolile: ithuba lokungcwaba nokuba lolona thando lungafiyo! Ewe, akukho namnye, kodwa yishumi elipheleleyo. Ukwenzela ukuguqula imvakalelo engafunekiyo kwi-caustic eqinileyo, kwanele ukwenza okungenani imiyalelo engelulayo.
1. "Kwaye iphi ibali?"
Ngokwenyani, iintsomi ngokwazo, kunye neefilimu zothando ezinemifanekiso kunye nezinye iintsomi ezinamabali, ubukhulu becala zibekeke kwinyaniso yokuba siguqula ubomi bakho bube semgqwetha ka-sagas kunye nodaka. Ngaphantsi kwe-motto: Ukuba le yimvakalelo yokwenyani kunye nothando kwibhokisi, kutheni yonke into ingakhuli ngokwayo, ngokulula kwaye iqaqadeke, ngaphandle komzamo owongezelelweyo ?! Kutheni le nto ungabhabha ecaleni kwe-elf kwaye ungabi chiza kamnandi endlebeni, apho ndiphuphe khona ukuya kwiholide? Isizathu sokuba kunyanzelekile ukuba "uthathe isigqibo", "thetha", "nikezela" ... ndingu-frieble, kwaye andifuni ukucombulula nantoni na - ndifuna i-pore ye-pore!
2. Sibhala enye, emibini engqondweni
"Umele avakalelwe!", "Ufanele Akutshiwe!" Hayi, asiphikisi: I-telepathy eluthandweni iqinisekiswe ngokwesayensi, ngakumbi kumgqatswa kunye nexesha elincinci kunye nezizathu ezincinci. Ke nayiphi na into eyenziwe ngayo kwi-de cream, kwaye kwaye ndifuna nje kuye, lo ngumqondiso "- waziwa njengeSityhilelo ngaphezulu. Kodwa ukuba iingcinga zakho azineli umlomo, kungekudala kuya kufuneka ubilise ingqondo kwaye ukutshiza ngetyhefu.
3. Uxabiseke kakhulu "
Unemilinganiselo eyahlukileyo yeshawa, oku kugcinwa kube kanye ngexesha lendalo. Kwaye ke awunazo iimfihlakalo komnye. Akukho nto uyifihlayo! Ukungavuleki ngokupheleleyo, ukuya kuthi ga ngaphandle kwengqondo ngaphakathi. Umxelela ukuba ubukhulu phi na ngaphambili kwaye kukoziphi iinkcukacha, wabelana nawe ukuba yayicinga ukuba wayecinga emehlweni okuqina. Esi sixhobo sefoto sinokukhalinyelwa kwaye sinxile, kodwa ngenye imini uzifumana phakathi kwenokomvu. I-Hangover, Ma'am.
4. Nikezela wonke umntu!
Unantoni kwi-asethi ngexesha lokuthandana? Izicwangciso zebhotile? Iitalente ezifihliweyo? Ewe, kwisiphelo esincinci, ubuncinci yeyona minyaka ilungileyo - usenokuba! Zibeke ngokukhawuleza. Kwaye usebenzise isidalwa sakho esithandekayo. Ngaba awumdingi? Hayi indlela ekungekho mfuneko !? I-SUI isebenza ngakumbi. Kungenjalo, yintoni ke loo nto inguqoko: "Mna! Yeyakho! Yonke into! Kwaye wena! .. "Bantwana, ngendlela, nxibelelana. Indlela eqinisekisiweyo yenye eyakhayo ukuguqula usapho lonke kwi-shiuchigan kunye ne-neurotics ye-neurotic. Kukhokelwa nguye.
5. Sidibanisa omnye komnye
Yindlela elula kakhulu yokuzisa esiphathweni (umnyango), kuba inokuphunyezwa ngobuso obunqabileyo-bhinqa ibe ngu-la "emva kwayo yonke into, ngokunyaniseka kukukhathalela." Unokuphucula imfezeko. Kwaye ukuba akukho nto ingekho kakhulu kwisibane esincinci sesidalwa, esingayi kwenzakalisa ukuba sibaleke okanye sandise ukunyuka koobango - uThixo ngokwakhe wayalela ukuba abhale, adibane nepaneli. Ukusuka kule nto iqala kakhulu ukuba ihambe. Kwindawo echaseneyo yendlela yendlu yentsapho.
6. amathambo am ebantwini
Ukuba umhlobo omuhle uguqukele ukuba ngequbuliso - kwaye kwenye indawo esasasaza okanye ukhawulezile, kubalulekile ukhalaza oku ngakwabemi belinye ilizwe. Ngokuzenzekelayo. Wothuka unyango olunjalo. Ukugxeka ukonwaba, kuya kufuneka uncume kwaye uqhume. Kwaye yintoni ayinakwenzeka ukuba ngokukhawuleza kwaye uhlekisa, uyinto enguHeheli, Heheh. I-jokes engaguqukiyo kwiNkampani-zidibanisa kakhulu ubudlelwane ... okanye zahlule?
7. Kwi-waves yakhe
Ndihambile kwimpelaveki kumama kwikhaya elincinci - hichkai kwifowuni: "Owu bafika kum apha, hleze, awazi." Bhala amanqanaba angaqondakaliyo kunye neengcebiso, eqondakale kakhulu. Kwimibuzo echaphazelekayo okanye edidekileyo, akuyomfuneko ukuba uphendule. Uthando yinkululeko, kwaye ngubani onjalo - yonke into esemyezweni. Kwigadi sele unayo inkampani yonke eqokeleleneyo.
8. Thelekisa!
Amadoda, ukhona? Kuyimfuneko kuye - ukurekhoda ngokukhawuleza indlela yeMega-yinyani yokususa nantoni na enothando nentanda. Iwaranti-106%, isusa nayiphi na i-ecstasy njengesandla. Umgaqo olula: "Abafazi banokuba nako njengokuba uthanda, umama kuphela, ngoko umama uya kuhlala ebaluleke kakhulu kum." Kwaye idala imimangaliso yenyani! Naliphi na inani labafazi yi-nipple.
9. Musa ukunika umoya
Ngaba uye kwiqela le-bachelorette? Kutheni ungaphandle kwam? Uyabambisa? Kwaye uthini ngam? Kwaye uthini ezipokothweni zakho, zinomdla? Kwaye etafileni unento enanto, yiza, ndisongelwe ngeenxa zonke. Kwaye ngubani onjengawe apha kwindawo? Ukunqongophala kwewotshi yewotshi kubangela i-Claustrophobic ngokukhawuleza nangokufanelekileyo.
10. "Imihlambi yakho yimihlambi yam
Uyaziqhelanisa. Kunye ne-cice versing. Ke ngoko, awucingi ukuba ungazifumana zonke ii-chops ezishiywe kwifriji - ngokungathi kunjalo, ndatya. Kwaye akathandabuzi kuwe xa enxibelelana ne-pings kwisihlomelo sakhe, kwaye akavali umnyango wendlu yangasese ... ukuba awuthathi nisele ingqalelo ubukho beqabane-isezantsi kwaye uguqukele ngaphandle kokungabikho .
11. Ukuziphatha kakuhle.
Yonke indlela yayinguMassha noKali, kodwa apha bazale ngempumelelo abantu abatsha babemi abangama-40 kwaye waba nguMama notata. Kakhulu mimi kwaye nangayiphi na iny. Kuphela apha endaweni yendawo yeLamur-tuzhura, ngokuthe ngcembe uyenze i-ferdergarten kwintlawulo. Ngaphandle koThixo, ngaphandle kokukhuthaza - kwaye isinilo luhlobo oluthile lwe-tid kunye nokungafani. Nangona kunjalo: Umntu wayengayi kungena ngamaqumrhu azo adelekileyo kumzali okufutshane!
