Ungcelele lwama-"abahlobo" kunye "ithiyori enkulu yokuqhuma" zinezizathu ezininzi zokuthandwa, kodwa ngokungathandabuzekiyo zibuhlungu kubo bonke abantu abahlala kwindlu enye. Sibuze abafundi bethu ukuba babelane ngamabali ethu obomi phantsi kophahla olunye kunye namabele okanye abanini bendlu. Ngoku sifuna ukulila!
-Ndinam kunye nentombazana enye Okanye ndisuse igumbi elinendlu entle. Wayenomkhwa ongathandekiyo wokuhamba ejikeleza indlu ngakwiminquba ethile kunye nolwakhiwo. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba ndingxamele kuye - ngubani kanye kanye ukuze anyhathe nje intetho yolwalamano ngawagxalalini? Ngamaxesha athile, umkhwa wawuyibiza inkwenkwe yommelwane wethu oqhelekileyo.
- Abamelwane ababini batya isaladi kunye nepitsa Egumbini lam. Eyona nkqubo ayindididayo. Kodwa batya ngecala bashiya abazali babo ukuba babhiyozele iiholide. Kwaye ndafunda ngayo yonke into xa umkhosi wancanciswa phantsi komnyango we-boyo.
-Umfundi wam endandifunda naye waphila nomzukulwana womfazi onikela elalini. Kwakungafanele ukumgxotha, kwaye waguquka ukuba abe likhoboka leziyobisi, ngalo lonke ixesha ndamenyelwa ukuba ndinyuke. Kwaye ngenye imini iivenkile ezimbini kwaye ithi "undwendwe lwayo luyintoni, bathi, banceda ukuba umzimba unyamezele. Intombazana yayisoyikisa kwaye yayikukurhoxiswa ukusuka apho. Wayehlala kwiintombi. Emva koko ezindalweni ndabona ukuba kufutshane nendlu yekhoboka lafunyanwa ngumzimba webhinqa. Wayeqinisekile ukuba le ngulo undwendwe. Ke khange uthathe izinto zakhe ukusuka apho, ngokoluvo lwam.
-Ihostess, i-waggie yaseWaggie, Ekuqaleni undipeyinti kangangokuba ndingumntu wasemzini kwaye ndiyathanda ukupheka. Emva koko kwavela ukuba iziqholo zam zibambekile. Waqala ke ukuza ekhitshini, wanika umlilo, wavula zonke iipani, wazivala, wongeza umlilo. Nam. Ngenxa yesicelo, ukutya kwam akuchukumisi besithi "Ewe, kunjalo," kwaye yonke into yaphindwa. Xa ndandizibuza ukubukela, ndaqala ukuhlala egumbini ngexesha lokupheka. Nje ukuba i-isup yam ihamba. Ngokukhawuleza ndaye ndavuya kwakunqatshelwe ukuze ndisebenzise isitovu, i-oveni ne-microwave. Kwaye njalo-yenze ekhitshini ukuba ufuna ntoni, uyathanda ukupheka.
-Isuswe igumbi elinye legumbi Ngamantombazana amabini. Amantombazana ayenomsebenzi. Zonke ezintathu zazingaziikhilomitha, kodwa i-feret yayinemikhwa emininzi engathandekiyo. Umzekelo, wayenokukhulula iindleko zemali, kwaye yafunyanwa, ngokuqinisekileyo, ayisekho ekhaya. Ukhupha nokulala, ngasemva kweminwe.
-Akummelwane wangoku, Malunga nomthengi odlulileyo. Intombazana enkulu, itshintsha itanki kwindlu esusulelekileyo, iyifumene kuyo: iseti yeethoyi ze-BDSM.
- Ngelixa wayefunda, wayehlala kwihostele Ngentombazana enye egumbini. Igumbi lincinci, kwaye ngenxa yokonga isandla sahambisa ibhedi kunye kwaye salala kufutshane. Ndivuka ndiqonde ukuba ummelwane ulele kakhulu. Kuyavela ukuba singabuthethi ndawonye, kwaye sukumamaxeki: Wayishiya inkwenkwe yakhe ukuba ilale ngaphandle kwemfuno. Kwibhedi yethu eqhelekileyo.
"Ummelwane wam kwindlu ekhutshelweyo yaqhubeka nohambo lwamashishini, kwaye umama weza kuye. Ndityelele uhlobo oluthile lwezalamane emva kwemini, ndaza ndachitha ubusuku kwintombazana yam, igumbi elihle ligumbi elinamagumbi amabini. Ndilele kwigumbi lokulala, ngomso ndisebenze ... kwaye umama wakhe ushushu emhlophe yendalo! Ubusuku bonke bathetha, ukufunga kunye nokukhaba isitulo esingenanto, ngokungathi intombi yakhe ihamba apho. Ndafudukela iinwele zam entlokweni yam entlokweni yam, umnyango kwigumbi lokulala awuvalanga, kuphela i-alarb kuphela ...
-Ndingumfuzisi, sitya kuphela ngaphandle kwenyama. Ewe kunjalo, kuye kwafuneka kulungiselelwe ngokwahlukeneyo. Kodwa ngokwembono yembono yabamelwane, iimveliso kunye nefriji ixhaphakile, kwaye kuyacaca ukuba, ndilungiselele kakhulu. Badle ukutya kwam ngokukhawuleza kunam, emva koko batya iingcikiva zakho, ejonge ngamehlo akho, ejonge ngamehlo aphilayo. Kwaye babekholelwa ukuba yonke into yayithembekile, ayithinteli ezi zinto zinqamlayo.
- Ngandlela ithile bendihlala kwi-odnushka ene-nodnushka ene-hostess eneminyaka engama-84 ubudala Kwaye uninzi lwabafazi: Ukucoca kwindawo yokuthenga kunye nokulinda. I-hostess iphantse yaxhuma ilele kwaye ingazange ihlambe kwigama elithi "All." Wayehlala ekhitshini, walala apho kwi-tucht kwaye engasivumelanga ukuba sitye egumbini, kuba kukho "udonga oluxabisekileyo", walwa nonyana wakhe amthandayo, kwaye ngelolwa nokutya kwakhe. Inokwenzeka kuphela ekhitshini kuphela. Ndiyaphinda, akazange ahlambe, ngaphandle kwefestile yayiyihlobo eshushu, kwaye ivumba labamelwane bethu lalilandelelana. Nje ukuba abanye babamelwane bayifumene kwi-tocket kufutshane nekhitshi i-ikhitshi ... emva kwesi siganeko, sondliwe kuphela kwii-yourts nakwiindawo zokuhlala.
-Ummelwane wendlu, i-termai ezimbini ye-mbinii, Uye wazisa amatyumko angaqhelekanga "kwikhitshi eliqhelekileyo, abathengisa kwilahleko epheleleyo yokwazi, baphumelela iipokotho zabo kwaye basuswe ngobumnene ukuya ekuweni. Ndicocwe iipokotshi zam amaxesha amaninzi ngelixa ndingakhange ndisebenzise nto kwijakethi.
-Ndiye kungena kwiZiko, lathatha igumbi kwixhego le-Old. Kwaye kuphela ke kwafunda ukuba umakhulu nentombi yakhe baqokelela umchamo womzukulwana oneminyaka esibhozo, isiselo kwaye uhlamba. Ndandisoyika ukuchukumisa into kuloo gumbi, kwaye umakhulu wayezama ukundinqanda, etshintsha ipropathi eluncedo yabantwana abamsulwa.
-Benye yegumbi endihlala nabo Izitshixo ezim ngqo kunye nezitshixo ezim ngqo. Wayeyintombazana yasekhaya, ngo-10 ukulala, kwaye akukho sandi. Waye wafumana 'ngorhatya', ngalo lonke ixesha awamamele iingoma apho kwaye wadalwa. Kwaye i-swillight "ilungiselelwe ngefowuni iiyure ezininzi ngokulandelelana nesoka lakhe.
-Sikunye nomntakwethu kunye nobabini Babeka inkonzo yegumbi ezimbini apho utata wehostele wayehlala ekhitshini - wathetha isifo sengqondo. Kumsebenzi wethu, kwabakho utshintsho kwingubo yakhe yangaphantsi (kwiigloves, ngokwemvelo, kuye, kuye kwaye wanika inxenye yangam, kuba enokutyibilika isitokhwe seveki. Kwaye ukubiza ngokuba "nge-ambulensi" ekubalekeni, kuba kwisibhedlele sengqondo waliwe. Imvakalelo yexesha elivela kwindoda ilahlekile ngokupheleleyo-ngentsimbi yesithathu ekuseni wayenokuthimbe igama kwizalamane okanye enkqonkqoza emnyango. Iindonga zendlu zangasese kwafuneka zihlambe rhoqo, malunga nokwenzakala kwe-cockrostic, kwanentetho ayizange ihambe. Ukongeza, wahlwayela incwadana yokundwendwela kwenye indawo, imali mboleko eyamthatha (ngokusesikweni wayewayakwazi), kwaye bafika kuthi "iileta zolonwabo", ke kubondahlo. Incopho yendlela yobusuku yayikuseni xa sivuke kwi-Willing Will kwaye safumana i-shit epheleleyo.
-Ummelwane wam kwakungenakwenzeka ukuba wahlule uxanduva. Ngokubanzi, nangayiphi na indlela, nokuba ziindawo okanye iishifti. Nje ukuba ndiqale ubuncinci, wayeka ukwenza into ekhaya. Kwakufuneka ndikhule iZen kwaye ndingenzi kwanto, emva koko wayevaliwe. Unokushiya iiveki ezimbini ngeholide aze ashiye inyibilikisi yechiza lakhe kwisinki. Kwaye umbuzo wemali yeyona nto ingathandekiyo, kunjalo. Umzekelo, xa sasisebenzisana kunye, kwaye kwangaxeshanye siyala ukulungiswa kulungiso.
-Susa igumbi elineqabane lomhlobo, ababengazi ngaphambili. Wayekuthanda ukuhamba ejikeleze indlu, apho umama wazala khona. Ingekuko ukuba iyacaphuka, kodwa yayiyinto enye engaqhelekanga.
-Umhlobo wayenommelwane olambileyo kakhulu nolivila. Itsaliwe yonke into onokuyitshisa. Ngandlel 'ithile umhlobo oshiyekileyo kwifriji ezimbini kuphela zokutya: i-anyanisi kunye neendawo ezinqabileyo. Ummelwane watya i-anyanisi, kuba akuyomfuneko ukupheka.
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