Ukuphila ubomi obuthile - ishishini lingalunganga kwaye kukho into enika iinoveli ze-bourgeois ze-France yenkulungwane yeshumi elinanye. Kuphela apha ukuba ayingabaqeshi! Zisaxoka ukuze zilungiselele kude, idrama, emva koko i-adventure.
Siqokelele amabali aliqela okwenene malunga namagumbi angaqhelekanga. Sukuba njalo!
Okokuqala kwe-skiller yethu kwi-90s yeza neqela lefanitshala, lafaka kwimigca engama-371 kwiindonga zegumbi elinye (kolu vavanyo lwe-DORLL). Uyilo lwalugcinwe ngonaphakade, kuba asikwazanga ukushenxisa yonke le nto, udonga-colande luza kutyumza. Saye sahlala apho!
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Abazali bam banikele indlu. I-dude itye i-asphalt yethu i-rink.***
Ndikrazule isitudiyo kwindawo leyo kwaye abaqeshi babemangalisa kakhulu. Lo mfazi ubeke igqwirha, wapenda i-Solyanka ehambayo emnyango we-wax yokuhlambela, icinezele iintyatyambo, i-pins ineentyatyambo, isibini esingenamntwana esinenja yepasipoti ye-sheli. Badubule unyaka, emva kwenyanga enesiqingatha, ndabeka yonke into ekhutshiweyo, bathetha ngayo ngeeveki ezimbini, xa kwakuyimfuneko iimitha, emva koko kwabangela umdla.
Ukungena kwam kwigumbi lokuhlala ndabona ubusela, ndaqala ukuxoka, ukuba ndimkile ngokungxamisekileyo - uninazala wasweleka, ulapho kwi-morgue, mna neetafile zam kunye neetafile zam. Ukuqala kwe "Gqwithe" ukugalela iziqalekiso kwidolo lam lesixhenxe, ukuze ndife nabantwana bam, kwaye ngosuku olulandelayo umyeni wam aphumile ngequbuliso ukuba aye kutshaye ebhentshini ekhaya kunye nomyeni . Ndiyazi ukuqhubeka kwentombazana eyindoda yomama oyindoda nangothungelwano lwayo ekuhlaleni kukho imifanekiso ngomhla wokufa komyeni wakhe.
Kwaye ndathatha umfanekiso wokubaleka kwaye ndincwine, ndisithi ndikhulule zonke iinkqubo ezityalwe kuzo kwaye ndadimaza zonke ii-pins kwaye ndaphoxeka - ndingenisa nje i-ever yakhe Indoda, xa igumbi lendlu yabelwa. Emva kokusweleka komyeni wakhe, wandithanda ukuba ndifike ngemoto apho bendithetha khona nomyeni wakhe, ndithanda kwakhona ...
Iipasipoti, bendizigcina ndinembalelwano.
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Bendinendlu. Kubonakala ngathi yingxaki-engenanto konke konke. Ewe, kuba kusebenza kwenye indawo ecaleni komyeni wakhe, babekhona kwaye badibana nentlawulo. Ngokubanzi, kwavela ukuba asizanga nokufika kwigumbi eliyinxalenye leminyaka. Emva koko weza. Ihlawulwe kwaye ishiye izitshixo ngomhlobo. Ngokubanzi ... Xa ndaya eflethini - ndandisisidenge. Ijongeka ngathi i-crude iminyaka emithathu ingasuswanga konke konke. Ukuhlamba ndahlamba emva kweentsuku ezimbini. Ndacinga, kwezi zitshixo zeyona ndawo ihlwempuzekileyo. Inxalenye yeekhaphethi kwafuneka ilahle, ukucoca kwakungafikeleleki. Ewe, ngokubanzi, unokuyicingela imeko yendlu.***
Igumbi legumbi ladlula kwiintsapho ezimbini ezahlukeneyo kwaye lanyamalala ngemali yalo kwiinyanga ezimbini.
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Omnye womqeshiso wethu, inenekazi elivela eRostov, lathatha yonke into, kuphela kwi-verquet kuphela, wazama ukumba. Wayelumkisiwe ukuba indlu ikwisidima kwaye ayinikezeli ixesha elide. Ubuye wabuza, ophuzi, njengokuba ubuncinci kancinane. Ngenxa yoko, xa iveki eshiyekileyo ngaphambi kokudilizwa, wathi khubekile kakhulu kwaye kukhutshelwe yonke into kwimbuyekezo. Ewe, ngokunyaniseka, kwakungekho nto iphantse yabakho enye into exabisekileyo, kodwa iincwadi zabantwana ezivela kwisofa kwaye zihlambe uxolo ...***
Ndiqalisa indlu kubafana abanayo ibhendi yelitye. Kwaye bona, njengoMqeshi, babeka ityala ngakumbi leentsapho "ezidumileyo", emva koko igumbi lihlala lihleli. Ezi zinto zatshutshiswayo zibiwe nge-Wardrobe-yeWardobe, Karl! - kunye nentsalela-i-eves. Kwaye ukulungiswa emva kokuba bexabisa ezimbini (kwaye mhlawumbi kwinqanaba lesithathu) ngaphezulu kwengeniso, kuba "singabahlobo, siyazana ixesha elide."
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Umyeni wam wokuqala unenekazi layisusa indlu. Nangokwazi-umhlobo kanina. Ukuphuma kwam, kwavela: 1. Uye wawela iphepha lodonga egumbini. Kwidonga ngalinye - uhlobo lwephepha lephephadonga. Inye ibonakala ngathi ziintlobo ezimbini ngaxeshanye.2. Phezu kwephepha lodonga, wapeyinta umnqamlezo. Ukuma, wathabatha indlu yangasese kunye naye.***
Umqeshi ugcwalisa bonke abaqeshi ukusuka ezantsi ukusuka kwi-8 ukuya kwi-2 kumgangatho ophantsi kwe-8 ukuya kwi-2 ukubandakanywa - kwaye banyamalala, bashiya abanini ukuba bahlawulele indleko zokulungisa konke.
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Abamelwane bam ngandlel 'ithile baphumela igumbi elinamantombazana amabini angaqhelekanga abaneenja ezintathu, ii-hamsters, intlanzi kunye neparatroni. Kuqhelekileyo, ngokubanzi, amantombazana, kuphela anengubo ye-cotton kwi-balcony ye-pierce. Kwaye akusoloko igumbi lalivaliwe xa amaqela ashiyekileyo, emva koko ii-hamsters zijikeleza i-corridor iyonke.***
Amaziko am (chitha igumbi lam kwiqabane) engacocekanga indlu yangasese ngokubanzi. Ukufika kwam ndimgxotha igumbi ebusuku ebusuku (ukuze ndingahambi nto), ndaya kwindlu yangasese emva kwakhe ndayivuselela kwaye ndiyicocekile. Uye wakhwaza ke ... emva koko ndanyathela ukuba ndinyathela esitratweni sakhe.
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Umqeshi wanyamalala kunye nezitshixo ngaphandle kokuhlawula iinyanga ezimbini. Sisonke kunye naye, itayile yegumbi lokuhlambela, i-carpeting yegumbi, isipili kunye nesizathu esithile iBhodi ye-Iaronging inyamalala.***
Iarhente yokwaphula isivumelwano sekhontrakthi ehlala izinja kunye neekati ezimbini ezingashukumiyo, ezazikhululekile kwaye zabetha yonke iphepha lemigca elinesiqingatha.
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Ndayithenga indlu apho abaqeshi babehlala khona. Babelumkisiwe kwiinyanga ezimbini. Ke enye nesiqingatha, emva koko balumkisa rhoqo ngeveki. Kwaye abakwangazange bahlukane, ndiyeza nezinto eziseflethini. Kwakufuneka ndicele intshukumo yabo ukuba ndenze izinto zabo kwizitepsi, kwaye ukucofa kubhatalwe ngokuhamba kwexesha.***
Igumbi, elidubule igumbi elihlala kumhlobo wam okhulelweyo ixesha elide, ndaqala ukumnikela ngemihla ngemihla, yaqala ukunikela ngeyure, apho abamelwane bavakalisa kubamelwane - emva kweenyanga ezimbini ubomi bonwabisayo. Igumbi leflethi lalikwiingqukuva, iSofa yeSofa yenzakala kakhulu ...
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Umhlobo wam umhlobo wam urhoxisiwe isibini esinesibindi esineminye inomntwana omncinci, kwaye xa weza kwiiveki ezi-2 ukuba avume i-Hut, efumene isiTshayina (!!!) Andazi nasiphi na isibini nomntwana.***
Sikhupha indlu yeziko, ndingumnini wegolide. Kuhle kakhulu, ukuntywila igumbi, abanini - isibini esinekrelekrele. Sidlule kwixabiso eliphakamileyo, igumbi lifanelekile.
Umbono ufike isibini - intombazana yentombazana kunye negolide. Zombini zazibonakala ngathi zihle nje kwinqanawa-ivuya, ukuphefumla, azimi eminyaweni yawo kwaye zigxume. Kodwa bazama ukuzigcina bezandleni zabo. Emva kwendlu, ukuzibuza, ukungcungcutheka, imibuzo engaqhelekanga. Kubonakala ngathi wonke umntu uyathanda. Imikhosi igqityiwe kwaye ngentlonelo yaphendula yonke imibuzo.
Sele emnyango, intombazana ijika ijikeleze:
-Endlela, unjani nabamelwane bakho, ngesiqhelo?
- Ngokubanzi, ewe.
- Ngaba banazo izilwanyana zasekhaya? Andifuni ukumangalisa kwipaseji. Khawufane ucinge, ndiye kwinyusi, kwaye ke, yenza amehlo kunye neminwe edadayo "i-babaku", kwaye apho-iguana !!!
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