Ndigqirha, ndinayo ?! Imibuzo yamadoda asendle endle

Emva kokufunda ngenyameko imiba yamadoda malunga nebinzana lezempilo lwamadoda "kwaye uya kunyanga!" Ilahlekile. Iba icacile: ayingabo bonke ...

Ndikhulelwe kwaye ndinovalo, nceda ungafundi! Upelo kunye neziphuli-upelo kunye neziphumlisi zababhali ngokwesiko zigcinwe ngokwesiko, ngokwesiko ngokwesiko lethu. Sikulumkise. I-pics yakho.ru.

Yinto esemhlabeni

"Ndineminyaka eli-16 ubudala, ndinemeko enjalo ukuba ndiziinteleke kwaye ndibuhlungu uloyiko! Ndijonge imovie yezinto ezoyikisayo okanye umlo, ndiqala ukuzibuza umbuzo "Ithatha njani?"! Ndiyayazi impendulo kulo mbuzo ukuba iikhamera zidubula, abadlali badlala indima yabo, benza imiphumo emilezo, njl. Kodwa inxenye yandixelela ukuba "Le yiyo yonke le nto yeyokwenyani" - izilo, ukubulala, igazi! Okanye ngaba ibangelwa yintlungu yam yentloko kwiminyaka emi-3 eyadlulayo? Okanye ngaba sisiphatho esilula se-nervant? Iya kudlula ngokubanzi okanye ize iguqukele esibhedlele? "

Esi sifo sichazwe kwiinkulungwane ezimbini ezidlulileyo ngengcali yeSpain enye. Ibizwa ngokuba yi "Ingqondo yokulala."

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"Ukususela ngokuzalwa, ndinayo le ngxaki, andazi ukuba ndithini, unxibelelwano lwam kukuhla kwiimpendulo kwimibuzo kunye nokunikezelwa kwazo. Umzekelo, Cela ukuba axele ukuba ifilimu endandijonga kuyo kwiyure edlulileyo, eKolov, ezinye zikhawuleza kwaye ndizame ukukhumbula, njengento ecocekileyo kwaye akukho nto icocekileyo kuyo. Malunga namagama eli ligama endingenakukhumbula abo baqondayo ngaphambili, umzekelo epani, ndiyazi ukuba yintoni, kodwa ngamanye amaxesha andikwazi ukuyikhumbula indlela ebizwa ngayo. Andazi ukuba yintoni ekufuneka uthethe nomntu wesini esahlukileyo, kuba Ukuhlamba ekubulalekeni kweentaka kukho inkunkuma enjalo njengemvelo yengqele, nabantu, nam, andinamntu onzima. Kutheni ebuzile apha andizithembi oogqirha kwisixeko sam esincinci abanokuyeka ukuhleba ngam, ngenxa yoko ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndikwazi ukuhlalisa kwi-Intanethi. "

Ungakhathazeki, unomonde. Ndikholelwe, bonke abantu banenkunkuma enjalo!

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"Ngo-Agasti ka-2012, waqala ukwenza iinkampani zentengiso kwintengiso yesimo. Amawakawaka amabinzana aphambili aphathwa iwotshi. Xa kuqhutywa idatha rhoqo, bendigula kakhulu entloko (le nxalenye yengqondo inoxanduva lokujonga umbono). Ndiyekile umsebenzi. Kodwa kwakungekho mvakalelo ingathandekiyo ngokupheleleyo, ezinye iimpawu zivele: iimpawu eziqhubekayo zemisipha eyahlukeneyo yemisipha, iminwe yokujikeleza, izandla, imilenze, njl njl. Kwaye zonke ezi mpawu zihlala (namhlanje ngoDisemba wama-2013). Ndixelele, ngaba ukhona umntu obeza nengxaki enye (ngakumbi abo basebenza nentengiso yesimo)? "

I-allergy kwintengiso ye-thege. Into eqhelekileyo. Isibetho senkulungwane yamashumi amabini anesihlanu.

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"Ndingutywala ongama-26, ubutyumelo (ubukhulu becala ibhiya) bendisusela kwiminyaka eli-16 ubudala. Kwiinyanga ezimbalwa, andiseli kwaye intloko engaqhelekanga yaqala ukuthuthumbisa ngenyanga yesibini. Ndizamile ukusela ibhiya ngokomyalelo wovavanyo, ngosuku olulandelayo lwalunjengekhukhamba. Andinayo ngokuxhomekeka, ndalwa nesiselo, kodwa intloko yentloko yolu hlobo ithuthunjiswa ngam ukusukela ebuntwaneni, ndikulungele ukuba yonke into ibasuse. "

Ityala elikhethekileyo lokuziqhelanisa nezonyango. Iziselo ezilishumi-kwaye akukho kuxhomekeke!

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"Wayenomdla wokutshaya izinto ezinokubakho njengentsomi, iHashashe. Kwiminyaka emi-2, i-sooo kunqabile! Kancinci ukuqaphela kwengqondo ye-Tothartharsha, yaye yaba nexhala, andikwazi ukunxibelelana nabantu ngalo mzuzu, bekuya kuthathwa phi le meko? Kusenokwenzeka ukuba yabangelwa kukutshaya ezi zinto. I-psychingatra yathatyathwa ngu-Amitppin Ingqondo 0, ngoku ikhutshiwe "iingoma" zamayeza, de akazange athenge kodwa ndicinga ukuba ayizukunceda. Okwangoku ndiphila ngaphandle kokutshaya, ndizama ngamanye amaxesha kwimidlalo, kodwa ayilulanga kakhulu ngezalathiso zam. Umama uthi "Uqokele eqokeleleni?" ... "

Nditshaya iHashashe, kodwa uphahla aluhambi kulo. Iyeza alizange lithengile, kodwa alizukukunceda. UQEQESHO: I-Iron Logic.

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"Kukho isidingo sezikhonkwane zenzuzo xa ndixakekile emsebenzini. Bendihlala ndicinga ngomsebenzi. Nditshintshe umsebenzi, akukho mntu uzithambileyo. Kodwa kufanelekile ukucinga nangawuphi na umsebenzi wokuqala, njengoko ndiqala ukuqalisa izipikili. Ukuba andishicileli, kodwa ndicinga ukuba kungcono ukubhala okanye ukufunda nje ngokubeka esweni, ngokuqinisekileyo ndiza kuphuma kumnwe wakho kumazinyo akho ... "

Kwaye ayisiyiyo kuphela i-pendulum yengqondo! Ngamanye amaxesha indlela ocinga ngayo - ngenxa yakho kuphela ndifuna ukuluma into ...

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"Ixesha elide, bendithetha kakhulu kwifowuni (5-7-9- iiyure ezingama-5-7- 9 ngosuku ngokuqhubekayo), kwaye ifowuni yayiyinto enamandla, kwaye le nkampani ivelisa izixhobo ezinamandla kwaye ke ikhupha i-emulsion enkulu kakhulu. Kwaye emva kweenyanga ezi-3 zonxibelelwano olunzulu, iingxaki zam zaqala ngendlebe (kunye nalowo ndihlala ndincamathisela ityhubhu). Ukutyhala endlebeni (ngalo mzuzu xa isandi siwela endlebeni). Kwifowuni ephathekayo. Andisathethi isiqingatha sonyaka kwaye ukudumisa akudli. Ndiyakrokrela-into enikelwe kwinqanaba lenxalenye yendlebe ebhekisa kwinkqubo yovalo, kwaye, ngenxa yoku, kukho ukugqwetha ulwazi oludlulayo (ngohlobo lwesandi) kwi-nervious yenkqubo ye-nervous, andenzi Yazi, kodwa ingxaki ihlala ... "

Okokuqala, iiyure ezili-9 ngemini intetho efowunini, emva koko isiqingatha sonyaka singathethi konke konke ... omnye umntu ohlukileyo! Ndiyakrokrela, apha into yenzekile nakwendle ...

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"Intloko njengakwinkungu, entlokweni rhoqo ndiziva ndiziva ndityhutyha ikakhulu kwinxalenye ye-occipital, kodwa nayo yenzeka kumacandelo okwexeshana kunye nophahla. Ekuqaleni, waphathwa nge-medezina yendabuko, yena wambeka. I-Osteopaiths. Wadlula etyhutywe. Kwihla ihla, kodwa kukho into ingakuko oko ngokukodwa. Ngokubanzi, ukuba yonke into endiyamkelayo kwaye ndidlulisela ukuze ndithathele ingqalelo, emva koko ndicinga ukuba ndifane nenaliti, kodwa imvakalelo yokuba ayibangcono. Mhlawumbi khange uye kwi-shaman yaseTshayina. Kwimilo yokugqibela ye-MRI yenze isigqibo sokuba ndinyibilikise amanzi amaninzi phakathi kwengqondo kunye nekaka, kodwa hayi indlela yokuyifumana apho, akukho mntu waziyo. "

Ukuqhekeka kwindawo yophahla kunye namanzi phakathi kwengqondo kunye nekhaka. Uxolo, kodwa ndifuna ukugqitha ekliniki kuvavanyo!

Kutshanje, emva kokuhlala ixesha elide kumoya obandayo kwi-t-shirt enye, kwangoko uthathe ishawari eshushu. Kwaye uqaphele ukuba kuphela isiqingatha sasekunene somzimba siphinde safuduswa sisifuba, umbala wasekhohlo awuzange utshintshe. Uphawu olubi, yile nto?

"Ndikhule ndinesithukuthezi. Bonke ubuntwana kunye nomfundi bahamba ngeenqanawa ezizibonakalise iihempe ezimanzi zizibonakalise. Iikhredi zekhrediti ezinikezelwa kwiikhemesti ngamagama athwalayo ngaphakathi kulo ngaphakathi okufunxa ulusu. Ayisombululi le ngxaki konke konke. I-dermatologist ayifumananga nto (i.e. Uhlalutyo lwebubbble ukusuka enyaweni). Ngoku isono kwizifo ezinovalo. Batsho ukuba ndinexhala kakhulu kuye wonke umntu. Ewe, ngoku ndinexhala lokuba ileta iza kuhlala ngaphandle kwempendulo efanelekileyo. Kuba, ndiyazi ukuba eyona ndlela ilula icebisa ukuba kwenzeke okona kufanelekileyo. Kodwa le mali ayicetyiswa ukuba ifake impahla efihlakeleyo yonke imihla, kwaye konke kusela ismere, eya kuba nomzimba.

Ngoku sihlangabezana. Nditsho ndifunga kancinci ...

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"Nayo nayiphi na imeko yoxinzelelo, nokuba luhlobo lodliwanondlebe, nokuba lulwa, luyihlazo lam, umzimba uqale ukulinyikima kakhulu, ukusuka ezindlebeni ukuya kwiminwe. Ngandlel 'ithile yayiyingcali ye-narcologist (andimkeli, ndiyitywala), ndaphendula ngelithi kufuneka ndiyeke ukutshaya. Izolo, ndadibana nendoda enempawu ezifanayo, kodwa ... akazange atshaye. Ke ngoko, ndibhenela kuwe, iiforamu ezithandekayo. "

Abasebenzisi beForum eBanzi, njengokuba bekukho izinto abaziqhelileyo, ngaba iyeza elikhulu kulo naluphi na ingcali, kungekuphela kwi-narcologist kuphela.

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"Kubonakala ngathi ndibetha kakhulu inkqubo ye-nervous, ngamanye amaxesha ufuna ukuphosa abantu. Umzekelo, ihlala ijongwa kakhulu yinkohliso yabasetyhini okanye xa isithethi sasetyhini sikhokelela kwinkqubo yeendaba okanye i-alam yemoto kufutshane nendlu. Okanye masithi ndihlala ndifuna ukwaphula izinto malunga nomgangatho ... Ngokubanzi, bendifuna ukwazi ukuba yintoni ingxaki yam? "

Phendula kwiForum: "Ngaba utshatile? Umtshato uya kunceda "... nangona kunjalo, abahleli bakrokrela ukuba isigulana sinokuba nesifo esibuhlungu yi-SINALLONGONKIAGIUM YAMABHALELIWA KAKHULU?

Ukufa ngokwesondo rhoqo

"Ngaba yinyani ukuba inkunkuma yenkukhu iyathandeka malunga ne-potency? Ukuba iNyaniso, ke indlela yokuzisebenzisa ngokuchanekileyo - sebenzisa ngaphakathi okanye ngokufaka isicelo kumalungu esini kwimeko ekhethiweyo? Ijongeka ngathi yinyani, ukuba uthatha ingqalelo ye-rooster enye kwi-Copcket yonke. "

I-rooster, eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu, ukuba ithathele ingqalelo ... kwaye iqabane alikhuthazi konke konke ?!

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"Kusele kukho indawo ethile njengesiqingatha sonyaka ndilahlekelwe sisini, kwaye xa ingozi ibetha ukuba le mvakalelo iyothusa. Ndinomzimba opheleleyo weMalignia kunye nokudibanisa xa ndichulumancisayo xa ndichulumancisayo. Ngaba le nto? "

Njengaloo anecdote malunga nefilosofi yesondo: "... kodwa ngoba?"

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"Izamile Viagra, iLevitra neCialis! Iziphumo azizivanga. Nceda okungenani igama elilungileyo! "

"Iresiphi ye-maratthon ende ende yayilivale indawo yokudlala. Uxelele utat'omkhulu kunye nomqeshi womzimba. Iresiphi ilula ngaphambi kokuba isoyise iswele i-5-8 (ixhomekeke kubunzima bendoda) kwaye itye itshizi ye-cottage kwaye inciphise amaqanda akho ukuya kwi-5. Ngokunyaniseka, ndiye ndazama izihlandlo ezibini kuba andinazo iingxaki ngesondo, kodwa umphumo wawumangalisa. Ukunyuka kwakude kwasa, isenokuqhubeka, kodwa iqabane elineenkcukacha zokuma. Ngokubanzi, ukuzama umntu othile kuya kunceda ukuba ayisiyiyo i-chemistry kunye nemveliso ye-Naur. "

Into ephambili ayisebenzi: Luhlobo luni lwe-naurpifat ukusela, kwaye yintoni onokuyithoba ...

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"Ndandine puberli engaqhelekanga apho. Kukho ifoto kunye nevidiyo (3GP) kwifowuni ... "

... kunye nodliwanondlebe olugunyazisiweyo!

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"Ukusebenza kwentsasa, inyani ayiyo-100%. Emva kwemini - ukudanisa ngengqongqo, i-shaman pells, intwana yeyona iphakamileyo - akukho nto incedayo. Ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba ingxaki ngengqondo? Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kukho enye inketho: i-testosterone ekuseni kakhulu kunemini. Mhlawumbi inqanaba le-tu lanele ukuze umenzi waliseki, kwaye phakathi kwemini - hayi? "

Nangona kunjalo, kuyinto engaqhelekanga ukuba imali esebenzayo kakhulu ayincediswanga apha ngasentla ...

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"Nceda uphendule zingaphi iintsuku okanye iiveki ezihlala ziyintoni ikhondo leNkcazo yoNyango? Kuyinto engenakwenzeka ukusela utywala, okanye kwezinye iidosi ezincinci akuyingozi? Ngokuqinisekileyo akunakwenzeka ukuba uphile ubomi besini, okanye ungahlala noncedo lwezinto ezinqabileyo? "

"Gqirha, ndiza kuphila!" - "Uya kwenza, kodwa kuphela ngoncedo lwezinto ezinqabileyo ..."

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"Ndinazo ezi mpawu zilandelayo: ivumba elingathandekiyo kunye ne-itching, ukuba awuzihlambe usuku 2-3. Ngaphandle koko akukho ngxaki. "

"Nceda undixelele. Omnye umhlobo wam uthe (okanye endaweni yoko, kwenye indawo ifundwa) ukuba i-parpaversin ichiza ibangela ukuba i-landisayo ngokusazisa kwi-penis. Kwaye ndifunda kwisiza esinye esicinga ukuba ngamaxesha eSoviet senze emsindweni! Ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba ubize ukwenziwa ngokutsha ngokusazisa idosi ephezulu ye-papaversin kwi-butock okanye iyimfuneko kulawulo olungenantlonelo? "

Eh, sihlobo. Funda ibali elilandelayo! Ukuba usaphila usaphila, kunjalo.

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"Eyona meko intlekele xa umntu esenza ubomi bayo bezesondo. Ndineminyaka engama-47 ubudala, ndinobomi bezesondo bekukho imeko eyamkelekileyo, kodwa, umntu wawubonakala emncinci, kwaye umntu wagqiba kwelokuba ayoyike ubude obutsha ngesondo.

Kwisiqalo, i-2 ml yePapaverline Intracerinno, i-junction-ungayinqunda, yenzekile, kwenzekile, kwenzeke ukuba kwenzeke, Ulwakhiwo aluzange ludlule emva kweeyure ezi-3, nokuba le ntlungu inamandla, yonke into icacile, umfazi, kufuneka uyenze, i-ambulensi sisidenge, Iiyure ezili-12, ukohlwaya umngxunya, kufuneka, enkosi amaqanda, i-ardlotion yaya kuhla.

Ngoku, eyona nto imbi yenzekile: Umsila wam owuthandayo njengoBusika. Kukho umnqweno, i-viagra 100 mg ikhona, kodwa akukho zithuba. Ndixelele izihlobo, ngaba zonke ezo zinto? Ungaze uva ukuba uthandane nomfazi? Ungaze ungxame kuye intloko yakhe eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ekuthethwa ngayo emehlweni eendawo zokuhendela umzimba? Kwaye konke ngezandla zakho! "

Asinakho nje ukuphawula ngale bali lingenayo. Umbhali sele ethobela yena. Njengoko ndizinceda. Ude uphinde uphinde ngenkululeko yamadoda kwimicimbi yeyeza!