Nayo nayiphi na intombazana ithanda ukucoceka, kodwa iinkokheli zingcolisa ngamaqhinga. Uyayithanda ikhekhe, kodwa utyibisa isisu. Kwaye oku kuyinto eqhelekileyo, ewe! Ewe, kwizinto ezincinci: kusekho iqela lezinto ezinganikwanga kumadoda aphakathi. Kufuneka sikhumbule nje. Ukuthobeka intloko kwaye uphinde: "Ewe, sithandwa, awubonakali njengendawo kwaye ungabonakali njengeatom. Sela iwayini ebomvu, utye itshokholethi! "
Yenza kakuhle!
Nanku umyeni wakho nabantwana, ngokucacileyo isizwe seTroggal. Ukuba awuzibandakanyi kuzo, nangona i-spark yendlela, kuya kubakho inkohliso. Ewe, yintoni ebathintela ukuba bakondla ngokundileyo, kwaye hayi njengeepigram? Kwaye ndibagxothe emsileni nasemanzini, ukuze zonke iingqumba zihle. "Ewe, awunayo yanele le tamatisi ebhankini! Sika, ubeke, kwaye ngcono wenze isaladi. " Kwaye kuya kuba kuhle ukulinda iMintleka, kwaye kulungile kakhulu - Beka zonke iipleyiti ezifanayo, kwaye embindini wetafile ye-napkins kwithoni yeepleyiti. Kwaye wenzani, ukuhlala uhleli ngemini yedwa (ulonwabo lwabasetyhini - umyeni kuhambo lwamashishini, i-hamster kunye nabantwana ekuzayeni)? Isaladi, ihonjiswe nge-greenery kunye ne-lime iqhekezwe? Hahe kabini. Ulola inyama ebandayo evela kwipani, ukushiya ucango lwe-jamb. Ewe, ngeminwe yakho, imbi kakhulu! Kwisandla sesibini kwangaxeshanye sibambe incwadi (kwaye ngubani othetha "iMitya, yabeka! Uya kubeka!"?), Kwaye kwinani lesithathu. I-lepota-a! Akukho nto, sinako, ukungafani kuqinisekisa ukuba umthetho, uMarivanna akanakuxoka.
Ukuchaneka-Zonke zethu
Idabi lingcwele kwaye ilungile, umlo awenzelwanga ngenxa yozuko - ngenxa yobomi eflethini. Kancinci uya kucothisa isantya, izitulo (zokuba zezakhe-ii-wardrobes) zigxunyekwe kwisilingi kwaye azisabalibali. Izibambo zecango (zii-hanur zeesokisi) aziyi kufumaneka ngonaphakade. Ibhasikithi ye-lingrie ihambelana nesizungu ... unganikezeli, ntombi! Gcina i-feng shui! ... Kodwa kuya kuba mnandi ukuthatha kwaye uzisuse ngekhamera efihliweyo xa ubuyela kwitheko ukuya kwi-bachelor yam ye-bachelor. Yeyiphi ikona i-handbag yesandla? Zeziphi iithayile zokukhanya? Akukho nto, sinako, iitights, ngebhalbhu yokukhanya edityaniswe kwisitayile kunye neepateni! Ke i-feng shui isendaweni.
Ikati ephantsi yekati
Ewe, le yeyokwaphuka kweKarmic - indoda eyenza iKhompyuter endaweni yokunceda inani elihlwempuzekileyo (i, ewe!) Vula le bhanki yaseJamani. Ngaba ndikwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kwimisebenzi engakhange ndibambe i-napkin enemouse ye-minnie? Ukuze ukhethe i-guricure kunye nokuphefumlelwa kwe-botticelli? Ukuza ngoku, njengeAmazon yokugqibela, ukuvula la slesks-tin? Hayi, yiya apha kwaye uthathe esi sixhobo ezandleni zakho, ndifuna ukuba ufane nendoda ngoku. Kodwa ukuba, umzekelo, akunjalo kwaye hayi iikhukhamba, kodwa kuyo yonke ibhotile kwaye ibomvu, ... Ewe, le nto sele inombulelo, lixesha lokuba kubekho into emnandi ngakumbi! Akukho nto, sinako, udinga umphefumlo wento ephelileyo ngaphandle koxinzelelo olungapheliyo.
Isangqa sesangqa
Banobuvila, bayimifuno, bayaziqeqesha. I-Bunny, njengoko usenokuhlala ngasemva kwezi tanki, i-carrot kubo ngokuvuthuza, kwidiski kwi-phendpillar. Okanye apha - kwaye ubuzame ukuba angabinamntu ukuba abe nembeko? Ukuba yena nguye yonke imihla ngobubele nenkanuko, kwaye ayinguye wonke umntu obomi babo, kude kube ngoku? Ukulungele ukuchitha ixesha namandla kuzo zonke iinkunkuma, ngaphandle kwam - ndingumyingelelo ongathethekiyo kuye, ndinike i-dichlorofososu, ndiya kumdubula, ndiyityumze. Kwaye injani ifowuni apha? Ithini ifowuni? Nantsi le nto, ibomvu? Hayi, ayicacanga. Iyure enesiqingatha, yithi, Marinka? Kwaye ezintathu nezithathu nezinesiqingatha kwiforum ngentloko "ndiyintombazana, kwaye ndifuna i-fyr fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fum fi"? Emva koko uphosile! Kwaye ngokubanzi, sinako, ekugqibeleni, sine-fengbeyne engakumbi kwaye icocekile fyr fyri.
Andizukubawa, ndiyindlu
Ewe, ayicimi ukukhanya kwindlu yangasese. Ewe, akajongi ithegi yexabiso xa ethatha iigram ezingama-400 kwisherifu engama-300, xa kunjalo, kodwa kuyafana, kodwa yiphakheji nje engaphantsi kwe-ruble ezingama-2500. Ewe, kodwa ngaphandle kwale ssouce ingayenza. Nangaphezulu nangakumbi - ngaphandle kweli tyala. Vumela ukukhaba okokuqala kuthi ngelitye elithi ngaphandle kogcino olunzima linokufunyanwa ngeholide okanye ukugcina iplanethi. Hayi, kulungile, apha ngoko nangoko "ukuthengwa, ukuthengwa okunqabileyo", "iingxowa zezandla ezimbini ezinemivuzo kunye nolwesithathu ngempumelelo"! Sinako, olu nyango luthenga lubizwa ngokuba luBuhlungu bezengqondo.
Sasithatyathwa kancinci
Kwaye musani ukuphikisana, unezinto ezimbi zozilolongile, ukuba akuthethi ubudenge. Ewe, yile nto ilungiselelwe i-mania - chitha iminyaka yobuhle bobomi bakho (ayisasebenzi i-Gadar kunye nazo zonke iishelufa, iNewton sele ivule yonke imithetho!) I-New, i-the then Uthuli oluhlanganisiweyo, i-wallet tuuming. Kwaye emva koko ziyafana, imizekelo yezi, nakwifama ukuyisebenzisa, okanye i-feng shui iphucu, okanye yahlukane, ekugqibeleni. Kwaye musa ukuba apha, nceda ukhumbule ibhayisekile eyahlukileyo! Kuhle kakhulu, ngendlela. Kwaye akaqokelelanga isifuba esikhulelweyo, kuba sigubungela i-napkin ekhethekileyo. Kwaye ngokubanzi, sinako, sinokuzonwabisa sinobuncinci obunamandla, kwaye singabi.
Wenza njani izigqibo
Mamela, kulungile, ngubani phakathi kwethu sisimo esomeleleyo kunye nenkokeli yengoma? Kuya kufuneka wenze isigqibo. Ngubani oza kumamkela, uCungkin? Ndine-PMS, ndizibuza ukuba, i-dissertation yayingavunyelwa kwaye iforum yayenziwe. Ke, uyinyule yintoni ?! Kumtya ongwevu-luhlaza, awunakubulala, akunakwenzeka ukufumana nantoni na yokufa? Kodwa kutheni ungabonana nam? Ndathi ukuchaza inyathelo kuqala? Ewe, ewe, utshilo. Ngaba lelona nyathelo liphezulu liphezulu: kuya kufuneka uthathe inyathelo lokuqala kwaye wenze ukhetho, kodwa yonke into kufuneka isebenze njengoko bendifuna ngobunzulu bomphefumlo wam. Nangona ndisenokuba ndingayifumani le nto ngelo xesha. Khange ndifunde utyekelo lwentanda yakho, Ewe, yam inesikhumba esibi. Kwaye ngokubanzi, sinako. Kuba enzonzobileni komphefumlo oyiqondayo ngokwakho. Ndiqondi? Ewe, i-comide yinto efanayo yokuthatha.
Inkwenkwe embi
Ewe, ewe, bendifuna ukuba ube nobubele kwaye ube mhle nam. Ewe, ndibuze i-mbiti kunye netshokholethi. Ewe, ewe, ngenye imini, ngequbuliso ndaqonda ukuba ngesizathu esithile ndibathanda kakhulu amakhwenkwe amabi. Nantsi ukuba banomdla. Kwaye ulunge kakhulu, awunazo iziphoso zesimo sengqondo, kwaye ngokubanzi, uhlobo oluthile lwee-bups kunye neetshokholethi sele zinemincili. Uxolo. Ngokubanzi, sinako, sinenkqubo yebhayiloji yokwenza izinto eziphathekayo: kwaye ukuba wonke umntu uphelile, sayeka inzala eneemfumba kunye nempahla yelanga - kwaye ishushu Umsila we-fluffy wothuka. Ngubani ongafuni ukuba yinto engaqhelekanga? Indaleko ... uyazi ukuba ngubani ongenantliziyo.
Ngubani uLueutenant Rzevsky?
Ndiyazi, ndilimigangatho yenu "yeza nje, sisebenze kancinci." Xa uhamba nala maTorgodites, onke amanenekazi amancinci ajikelezileyo ukusuka eMariny ukuya eKim Kardashyan adlala ekwakwemini. Ngaba uyayazi indlela yokuxoxa ngayo nantoni na ngamakhwenkwe akho? Ewe, kukho isinye, andazi, ukukhanya kwelanga, umxhasi ophethe iNewton ... Umhlaba mkhulu kwaye uyathandana, nonke siya kuqhuba abafazi. Kwaye inyani yokuba sixelelwe malunga namantombazana malunga namapolisa aseNyashny, okanye ngoYohane ikhephu lethu kwi-rurs- le, nceda ungabi namaqhinga. Akunakwenzeka ukuba ungcwele, enyanisweni, apha kanye ngezandla ezingahlanjwanga. Singa. Ikwaye wazama thina, singcwele kuboya kunye neyunifomu.
Nyaniseka kum!
Ubuxoki obumnandi-le khalorieriegees ayisiyo. Somelele, sinesibindi (hayi, akuyimfuneko ukukhumbula le anecdote apha!) Kwaye siqhubekile. Ewe, ndixelele, sithandwa, kanye njengomoya: Kuyinyani, emva koko, emva koko ndinibethele ngolwazi lweJung? Kwaye hayi kwako konke ukubhabha kweblouse kwinqanaba le-solar ye-solar bixis? Intoni? Nesifuba eKumpolu? Ndikunqwenelela ukuba awuthethi! Kutheni ubuzile? Ndiyathemba ukuba isidenge! Hayi, ndixelele, ngokunyaniseka: xa ndandikwiinyanga ezimbini kamva kwizifundo, ubungenayo nantoni na enomama, bendicinga ukuba kubonakala ngathi kuem ngam? Intoni?! Kunye neDichlorofofossu kwi-cucumbers? Kutheni ubuzile? Ke, ukuba bendithanda ukuva "hayi"! Andizukuthetha nto ngoku. Ndinga. Ukuphelelwa. Kwaye ukungazi kwimithetho akukukhulula ekuphulukaneni nako. Yiya, nyana, ufundise i-permine ye-fairchology, ikhulule enye!