Siyazi ukuba uyazi ukuba amandla okwenza umhla kunye nokukwazi ukuhamba kubo kwakudala ngokulingana nobugcisa. Kufuneka ukwazi ukuba. Kodwa kukho iimeko xa yonke into ihamba gwenxa. Kwaye soze siyilibale le nto.
Ndingenise nje.
"Ndihambe kumhla kunye ne-dude, eyayingumgubo kwiqela elikuqalayo. Ubonise iziqholo zamayeza, i-T-shirt enefoto yabathathi-nxaxheba yeqela lokwanga kwaye likhuphe amakhadi eshishini lepatch. Kwimeko umntu kubahlobo bam ufuna ukumema iqela labo ukuba lidlale. Osukuba ngalo lonke ixesha, wangcangcazela bubuchule bokuncama kwaye ngokubhekisele malunga ne-daft pank, kuba bayathi, batsho, ngokungathandabuzekiyo. " Kwakungekho umhla wesibini. "
Kakashchensky King
"Ndidibene nomntu ovela kwi-app yokuthandana kwaye wafika kade ngomhla wokuqala iiyure ezininzi. Safakwa. Emva koko baya kum. Ngokukhawuleza wayithimba intsomi yam yaza yadlala imfazwe. Nye. Emva koko wandicela ukuba ndibusele umva. Emva koko waya kwindlu yangasese apho wakhuthaza imizuzu engama-45 kwindlu yangasese kwaye ndeva yonke into. Emva koko wabuya ke mna ndacela ukuba ahambe. Kodwa wathi ufuna ukulala kwaye ngoko nangoko alala kwisofa lam. Kwaye ndahlala ndayijonga yonke into. "
Ikhava ye-cobs
"Ndaye ndayokusela ikofu ngendoda entsha kwaye ihambile emva kwemizuzu eli-15 sele indixelele ukuba waphule intombi yakhe, kuba wayengafuni ukulala nabo kwiikati zabo. Khange ndinike amaxabiso, emva koko wandimemela kwisidlo sangokuhlwa ndathi iikati zakhe ziya kumnika imiqondiso, kufuneka sidibane okanye hayi. Ndaye ndabhale udadewethu ukuze bandibize "uhlobo lwetyala".
I-masticbator evaliweyo
"Ndiye ndahamba nomfana ovela kwi-Intanethi. Simile ukuncoma ubunjani kwaye ngequbuliso sakhaba ubuso bam. Ndaye ndahamba ngamandongomane. Kodwa andishiyi naphi na, kuba ndisemncinci kwaye ndisisidenge. Emva koko sawela ebhentshini. Ndiye ndahlala kwelinye icala kwaye ndacinga ngendlela yokubaleka. Ngeli xesha waqala ukuphulula amalungu esini. Andikaze ndidliwe ngokukhawuleza. "
Isebe leLime
"Nalo mfo, kwakufuneka siqale ukudibana okokuqala, kodwa wacebisa ukuba ndiye ebandleni. Andikholwayo kakhulu, kodwa bendicinga ukuba kulungile. Ecaweni, wandinika intsapho yakhe yonke, kuquka nezalamane ezikude, njengentombi yakhe. Emva koko uthathe i-donuts yokutya
Igarage psychopapath
"Ndabiza umhla umntu osebenze kwigaraji. Kwaye emva komsebenzi, akazange athabathe ishawa kwaye atyhafile kwaye anegrisi. Ngokuhlwa kwakukhumbula. Kodwa ekugqibeleni ndiye ndajika yonke into xa wandibuzayo, mna ngenye imini iguqukayo ezibhedlele, kuba iqala ngohlobo lwegazi nabantu abagulayo. "
I-Golozal Barbecue
"Ndidibene nomntu eTinder kwaye wandibiza endlwini yam kwipikniki. Wakhawuleza wenza into apho kwaye wabaleka yonke ihadi ejikeleze eyadini ngaphandle kwebhulukhwe. Khange ndibuye ndidibane naye. "
I-Superst yeziqhamo
"Siye sahamba nomntu oza kusela ikofu kwaye umi lonke ixesha ukuba isebenzela i-Wall Street, emva koko kwincoko wathimbeke ekhaya. Emva kwexesha, ndaye ndaqonda ukuba yayisisitya esiqhelekileyo. Emva koko wavuma ukuba unesiphene kumakhulu asibetheli, kodwa uyathanda ukupheka kakhulu. Ndambuza ukuba ulungiselela kakuhle. Uye wathi le "isuphu yeziqhamo." Luhlobo luni lwenkunkuma konke konke? Uthe ulungisa izitya apho zinokusetyenziswa khona ukuba zisukisi zekhemicoyizi. Indoda eyayingemva kwetafile engummelwane yayimhleka ukuba wayengcangcazela ngasemva ukuhleka. "
Isiqalekiso
"Sifike kumhla wokutyela yaseIndiya kunye netreyini. Ndifundile imenyu. Kwaye igobo igobe ndabaleka ndajonga entlokweni yam. Kwaye ndincinci ebusweni. Indoda ijonge. Kwaye asisaboni.
Imiza ye-feence
"Ndibize umhla umfundisi ebandleni, endiya kuwo. Khange ndibonakale ndimangalisa, kuba sinovelwano. Emva kwevenkile yokutyela, wathi uthenge amatikiti "ama-50 amathunzi engwevu." Kwaye ngexesha leseshoni yemicimbi ye-erotic ixhasile isandla sam. "
Umqhubi wobuqu
"Lo mfo undimemele kuye kwaye wathi ufuna ukupheka isidlo sasemini. Emva koko wamcela ukuba amthathe aye eIkea ukuba athenge itafile yokutyela. Ndiyithathe. Sibuyile. Xa wayelungiselela, ndibukele uhlobo oluthile lwe-cinema eshukumayo nentombi yakhe. Kwaye emva koko wabuza ukuba andifuni kuhlala ebusuku, kuba ekuseni wayenodliwanondlebe olubalulekileyo kwaye kuya kuba kuhle ukuba bendiyithathe apho. "
Fan 'wepaki esemazantsi "
"Sidibene ngabafundi kunye nomntu ovela esikolweni sam. Unditsalele kwindlu, eyayifinyezwa kunye nezinye iidada. Sazivalela egumbini lakhe, wazama ukondla ngezinye zesandwich kwaye wabamba iesile. Kwaye wajika kwikhathuni "South park". Ndikhuphe uluhlu oluninzi kwaye ndabaleka. "
I-chain yeziganeko
"Lo mfo undikhokelele ekufeni, ndayiva indlela andivile ngayo:" Ndiyayithanda kakhulu iesile. " Saya kuye kwaye wandinika i-rose ephelileyo, yatsho ukuba ishiywe ngomhla odlulileyo. Kwaye ayikhange ibonakale ngathi yihlaya elipholileyo. Emva koko kwisofa wayephuma "endichukumisa." Ndatsiba ndakhawuleza ndaya ekuphumeni, nakwizitepsi ndijike umlenze wam. "
Isimanga
"Ndabiza intombazana intombazana, kwaye nabahlobo bam bandigaqa. Siye kwiimuvi kwaye wacela ngalo lonke ixesha, ukuba ndivile, njengomntu osemva wambiza ngegama. Kwaye ke wazama ukubaxelela abachithakhi kwaye bonke baphosakele. "
Nair
"Umntu odada wandimemela kwivenkile yokutyela, nangaphaya kwendlela yokuhlwa, wemba indlela ongqongqo waxela ukuba nguGadida umfazi wakhe. Kwaye emva koko waxelela ukuba waceba ukumbulala. Kodwa ebengenamali yaneleyo yokuphelisa. "
Umthombo
