Abantu bamangalisa. Umzekelo, ucinga ukuba ususa indlu kakhulu lwakho, kwaye ngokwenene ungumfazi nje. Yaga. Kwaye ngoku ngentsomi yefani, ayicacanga.
Imibuzo yaBafundi bethu yabelana ngamabali abo malunga nomahluzi olungaqhelekanga ebomini babo.
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Ibhinqa elinye endala yandinika indlu. Ukufika kwam kwisitulo, ndizama ukupeyinta isilili, watsho ukuba u-hlegso wathi: "Umqeshi wangaphambili walala naye, ngomhla wesine wafa." Isiciko yimilenze ebanzi.###
Wasusa i-Odnichki evela kuMama-Me-mna nonyana oneminyaka omnye. UNyana wayehlala engazange asebenzise imilenze kwizitulo, ndazifihla, ukuze ndifumane xa ndihlangulwe - umniniyo wacela ukuba abuyele kwaye aqhubeke emehlweni. I-latch kwigumbi lokuhlambela ngaphandle, njengoko lalithathile, lazixabela ngaphakathi, ndandisoyika ukuhlamba apho, kwathatyathwa ngaphandle kwaphela. Igumbi lokuhlambela liphumelela ngokulandelelana. UNyaka oMtsha weza kudibana kule gumbi. Ndiyabulela kuThixo, bendingenjalo, ndafunda ngawo kuphela kuba indlu yangasese yayivaliwe. Yehlile xa uMalume weza kuthi ukuba aphumle: Ndiyabuya nomntwana ukusuka ekuhambeni, kwaye ngequbuliso umntu avukile kwisofa egumbini legumbi ... andiyithandi kakhulu kakhulu.
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Umnini-mkhosi wam undibhalele imiyalezo kwivesi, ndifumene imali, enkosi kakhulu, ngewayengaselisa idesika, okanye "(eli limemori).###
Xa ndandineminyaka eli-19 ubudala, ndidubule igumbi iinyanga ezimbini, intloko yayo yandibonisa i-rag ekhethekileyo ngosuku lokuqala, ukuhambisa amaconsi kwiithayile ezihlanjini. Oko kukuthi, le laphu laqala ukusula kuphela la mathontsi kwaye akukho nto.
Kwakhona kwi-inking ekhitshini labeka iziponji ezimbini ukuchitha isiqwengana esingaphantsi. Andisakhumbuli itekhnoloji yokusebenzisa iziponji, kunye nokugcina, kodwa wayenobuqili.
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Inkosikazi yam yeza kwigumbi lam lokuhlamba. Iya kuthatha into ethile, emva koko ichaze: "Ndihambe, ndihlambe." Nakwibhafu. Kanye ngondwendwe kabini.###
I-dude yandiphosa kwidipozithi, ndaya emapoliseni ndathi "Ndidlulisele i-Hut i-Hut, ndaphosa i-dude ngedipozithi, weba isitulo, wamfaka entolongweni."
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Umakhulu wam wamangaliswa kukuba engalibaziseki. Inqaku elinye: wayekuthanda ukuba eze kuloo gumbi lokumba kwizinto zabo batshixiwe kwigumbi elahlukileyo. Ndiyenzile phantse yonke imihla kunye newotshi.###
I-hostess yam ithathiwe ukuba iqhelekile ukuba ingene kunye nezitshixo zakhe endlwini nge-6-7 kusasa i-6-7 ngoMgqibelo kwaye ndizihlole, ndingazintloni kukuba bendikwigumbi lokulala elinxibe ukuxoka. Bendijonge ukulandelwa kokubhalwa kubantwana. Abantwana babesele beluphele xa bengatsali ipoop kwigumbi lodoli kwaye abafihla kwiimbombo.
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Bhukisha igumbi e-ANAPA ngoMeyi kaSeptemba (iholide yomyeni wakhe). Wenze idipozithi. I-Hostess ekwaye yanxibelelana ngefowuni ayiboni. Ndidibene kwaye ndinomnqweno oseleluphele obudala, owayengenakwenzeka ngaphandle kwengcaciso ngaphandle kwengcaciso yakhe.Ndize nomyeni wam kunye nabantwana abancinci abathathu (iminyaka emi-6 kunye neenyanga ezisi-6) ukuze ndiphumle kwi-saucepan kunye ne-pan, kodwa eli seli litoni le-Torque lalithuthunjiswa ngeentsuku ezi-4 ezilandelayo: Kutheni ndingasebenzisi cuisine? Sasondla kwi-cafe! Imiyalezo enesidima kwi-YUH ayizange isebenze. Kwaye xa ndifika ekhitshini ndiyokufudumele ipitsa, ndakhwaza esithi: "Ndiyayithanda, ndiyabulela kuThixo!". YINTONI? Ndimele ukuba ndingu-ant ohlala kwinkcitho yam ukunika ingxelo, njani, ityiwa njani intsapho yam ???
Umyeni wasela kwaye waxela i-gait engeyiyo i-gait kwikhamera yokuphononongwa kwevidiyo.
Kwakungaphezu kokuba singalali nentombi yam, utata wahlala esincinci, sahambahamba. Ibuyisiwe nge-2 kusasa. Sidibene nemanyano esekwe kwikhaya ngamagama: "Kuya kufuneka u-12 apha !!! Ngubani ofanele ??? Ngaba wena, umakazi ubekhona kwimali yam ???
Ngamafutshane, emva kokuba i-5 lamawaka eentsuku ezisele, soze sibuyele. Ewe, mabashiye isikhumbuzo. I-ANAPA, iNovorossiyskaya yeSitrato, 56.
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Uqukumbele isivumelwano ngomxholo. Kuwo onke amaxwebhu, kubo bonke ubuhle. I-Hostess icele ukuhlawula amatyala, khange unike isitshixo kwibhokisi yeposi - ngokwakhe eza amaxesha ngamaxesha ukuya kwi-imeyile. Emva koko iingxaki zaqala-umbane okhubazekileyo wokungahlawulwa. Ke ngencoko engaqhelekanga xa ubaleka kwiimeko ukuze uguqukele ekukhanyiseni, kwavela ukuba igumbi labucala lalingazange libenzelwe kwangaphambili, kungashiywanga iindlalifa (isidumbu sasuswa kwindlu evaliweyo, abanakukwazi Fumana izalamane), owayeyinenekazi elindinike indawo - akukho mntu wafumanisayo. Kwaye yayiyinto encinci yokubuza ...
Kwenye indawo, ndibukele igumbi. Igumbi elihle, yonke into inkulu, kodwa xa ndiphuma ndaya kwipaseji, indoda yayiza kudibana, kwi-t-shirt yakhe kuphela i-t-shirt, i-sneakers, iiglasi kunye ne-ax ezandleni zabo. Ndigqibe kwelokuba ndingafumani nto wayeyifuna ukubetha iinkuni, okanye nentoni - kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba ayeke.
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Thina kunye nomyeni wam kanye xa i-hostess yendlu yatyholwa ukuba siye seba ikhava ye-ceramic ukusuka kwindlu yangasese kwaye itshintshwe ngeplastiki. Sakhubekiswa kwaye safudukela kwiveki. Wamangaliswa kakhulu.###
Indlu yam yokuqala eSt. IPetersburg yandidlula kum indoda engaqhelekanga. Okokuqala, wavumela kwimeko yeApocalypse ukuba inxibe imbombo isitovu-bourgear kwaye sinyathele i-parquar yakhe. Ndide ndixelele indlela umbhobho kungcono ukuba uza kuphumeza njani.
Ngapha koko, wayekulonwabele ngaphandle kwento yokuba ndivela eSiberia kwaye ndihlala ndithandwa ngabantu base-Eberia, kuba 'singamadoda abantu abachasene nesiRashiya. " Malunga ne-tatar yakho kunye nezinye "izalamane ezi-Russian" zinezihlobo ngokulandela igazi lama-Aboriginal, andimxelelanga ukuba angacaphuki.
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I-hostess ithandwayo ukuba ingabikho kwam kwaye ilinde emsebenzini. Ukufika kwam, ngokungavisiyo nam ndihlamba imiphetho kwiplate, inyibilika ...###
Wayikhupha igumbi kunye nogogo. Ngokwengqondo, umakhulu wayehlala kwigumbi eliphantsi waza wahambisa egumbini. Nje ukuba kufuneke ikhontrakthi kwaye imali yanikwa, umakhulu waqalisa ukubhengeza ukuba ndisoyika ukuba ndithetha nge-bills, kwaye ke ebeya kundilandela ecaleni kwayo Thetha kwifowuni.
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Isuswe igumbi elifanelekileyo kwinenekazi lenenekazi. Igumbi lokulungisa laya kuba lilungisa, kwaye nenekazi lisela umyeni lagqiba kwelokuba naye ugwetyiwe. Ndiye ndabuya ndanyanzela isixa esisele sisuswe ngumfazi wam, igumbi labo linjalo.###
Khange asuse, kodwa athethe malunga nokususwa. Igumbi kwigumbi elingaphandle ngaphandle kwehostele. Kuphela kukho i-kitty ephilayo (okanye ezimbini). Kodwa awuzikhathaza, ihostele yonke imihla iza kuyilola kwaye icoceke. Kwaye igumbila alikho ngaphandle kwehostele.
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Andikhumbuli ukuba kutheni, kwakukhona incinci, kodwa sisendleleni evela kukagogo xa uqhuba, kubonakala ngathi, iNovosibirsk, hayi kwindlu yenkonzo eyahlukileyo Inenekazi lalikhokelwa, ngakumbi kwaye yahlulahlula imilenze kufuneka ihlanjwe kwindlu yangasese. Kude kube ngoku, ngamanye amaxesha ndithuthumbisa umbuzo, kutheni kwaye kutheni.###
Umntu omaziyo wayefuna indawo yokuhlala, eyona nto imangalisayo yayingumrhumo wendlu entle kakhulu kwaye efudumele, efudumele, enento engasese, enekratshi kwi-courdor ngqo malunga nomnyango wangaphambili. Ngesizathu esithile, ayizange ithathe umhlobo wakhe ...
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Ukungena kunyaka wokuqala weZiko, waqala ukudubula igumbi kwigumbi elingalowasetyhini malunga nama-60. Oko kwathintelwa bubunyulu. Ukusuka kwi-sink nasezindongeni emphefumlweni emva kokusetyenziswa, ngokuqinisekileyo kuya kufuneka ukuhlamba onke amaconsi endawo yabo. Nje ukuba ndivele emva kwempelaveki kwaye ndifumene iphepha kwidesika yam, apho iinwele zam zazisongelwe ngokucocekileyo, zilahlekile ngendlela yobomi (upeza nje).
Le hostess yayine-CAT, ikati enkulu ye-Persian enobuso obusidenge kunye nengqondo enkulu ngakumbi (uboya ohanjiswa yi-CAT kwindlu yonke, ngesizathu esithile wayengadideki. Kubonakala ngathi ndicetyiswa ukuvala ucango lwegumbi lam, ukuze iKati ayithuli ifanitshala, kodwa emehlweni omnyango ovaliweyo, le nkonzo i-Asshole yahlala phantsi yaza yalungisa. Unokutyhutyha iiyure nakwisizathu.
Kwaye ebusuku, wabetha iqela elikhulu embindini wekhitshi, kwaye ukuba ndivuke ekuseni phambi kwenkosikazi-bendilinde isipho esiqhelekileyo.
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