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Enye indlela yokuthintela
Siphelelwe ngumfana wam, kodwa ayifikanga esini ngaphambili, kuba sasingenayo ikhondom. Ndamnika ukuba abeke iphepha phakathi kwethu kunye ne-coredy nganye. Andazi ukuba ndiva ntoni na, kodwa ngokungqinelana nengqondo "ehambayo ephepheni" zajika "zisongele ilungu lephepha kwaye lizame ukungena."Puddle
Sasipholile ukuba neentlobano zesini ngaphandle kwekhondomu: Okokuqala, ndisebenzisa iipristers, okwesibini, sobabini sidlulise phambili kuzo zonke iimvavanyo. Kwaye apha, ndiye kwigumbi lokuhlambela, kwaye apha ndikhupha umnqweno ongaphazamisiyo. Ndingumntu onamandla, kwaye yonke i-cum eyayikumntu ongaphakathi wam ngaphakathi ngepuddle ngononophelo ngqo kwi-puble. Ubhlu omnyama.
Molo kuwe, ongenamagama umhlobo!
Ndinemole ngqo kwiCrotch. Kwakuqala ndoda, xa ndakumbona okokuqala, kwamangaliswa kakhulu, emva koko ndakhwela umnwe wam ngaphakathi ndambuza njani? ".
Intsomi malunga neKrakene
Mna nomfana wam besikhulile, ndiqinisekile, ndiqinisekile ukuba le yintshayelelo kwisondo, kodwa endaweni yokwenza ishishini, waqala ukuhambisa kwaye wakhululeka umlomo wam wesini, esithi "Ukukhulula Kraken!".Isithandwa seNtaba
Sinesondo, kwaye isithandwa sam sasifuna ukuba ndiwe ebusweni bakhe. Ke ngoko wandithatha nje emva kwe-esile kwaye ndaphakamisa, kodwa andibala amandla, kwaye ndibukhangele ubuso bentloko. Kwangelo xesha, iiglasi zam zaqubisana, iziqwenga ziyembe kum, kulungile, umnwe wawumhle - umnyama-mnyama. Ngendlela, sisekhona. Ubuso baphakama baphilisiwe.
Isondo emva komsebenzi
Umyeni wagoduka emva kosuku olunzima lokusebenza, sabelana ngesondo, kwaye yonke into iphilile de waqala ukushukumisa yonke into kancinci, emva koko wema konke. Kwavela ukuba ulale nje kule nkqubo, echukumisa isifuba sam.
I-lover ye-lover
Ndine-ringtone kwi-farbal kombit kwiselfowuni. Wake wakukhalimela xa ndineminyaka yam ngesondo. Indoda yajonga ifowuni, ke kwakhona kum, kwakhona kwifowuni, emva koko wathetha ngelizwi elithi "Yiba njalo!" (IsiNgesi "simgqibe!") Kwaye saqhubeka nenkqubo. Kubonakala kum ukuba ihlekisa kakhulu!Ukusilela yi-OBC
Sivele ngesondo, kwaye isithandwa sam sandicela ukuba ndihlale ngobuso. Ndiye ndahlala phantsi, kwaye yonke into yayilungile de yandicela ukuba ndibuyele. Ngokuchanekileyo okwangoku ndibaleke ngqo ebusweni bakhe. Emva koko, ndisancamathela umva ... ndaphinda ndathetha kubo. Asikathethi malunga nayo.
Ngequbuliso trinoine
Lo mfo kunye naye sibelane ngesofa kwigumbi lokuhlala, xa inja yethu yafika ngequbuliso, yatsiba phezu kwakhe yaza yadlula emlenzeni.
I-chih ekhohlakeleyo.
Sinesondo kwigumbi lokuhlambela kwisithuba seposi "yenja". Kwaye ke bendingenakuphuma kakhulu - kwaye ndancwina! Kunzima kangangokuba ukubuya kwamkhuphela ngaphandle kwentanda yam, waphulukana nokulinganisa wawa.Inyathelo elifanelekileyo
Ndine-drimometer kwifowuni, endidibanisa ngayo xa ndiphelelwa ngamanyathelo ali-10,000. Kwaye kanye ebusuku sibelane ngesondo nomyeni wam, kwaye ifowuni yayilele ecaleni kwebhedi. Nguye kuphela owayeza, njengoko umculo waqala ukudlala kwaye udlule. Ubambe ixesha, ewe.
Kalinka Malinka
Ndimeme igode yasekhaya eyakuqhayisa ngendlela elunge ngayo ebhedini, bathi, uyakwazi, uyakwazi ukufunyanwa kwemfihlo kaCunnilingsus, apho amantombazana ahamba khona. Ngamafutshane, sasilala ebhedini, waqala uku Behla, kwaye kwavela into yokuba ulwamkelo lwaluya kundibetha.
I-porens yasekuhlaleni
Ndikhutshiwe ndinomntu omnye owayene-chis chis. Khawukhe ndaqala ukunika eli xabiso, kodwa emva koko wandikhokelela kwigumbi lokuhlambela, apho wabonisa ukuba ibhetri yendlela yokususa iinwele kwaye wathi uya kuhlala ephikisana njengenkwenkwezi ye-porn. Ibali elipholileyo, i-bhuti okwangoku.Spasm
Kanye ngenkqubo, ndaye ndanyibilikisa unyawo lwe-cramp. Waqhuba kakhulu kangangokuba kwafuneka siyeke-andinakwenza nto, xuma ngomlenze omnye kwaye ulilele kwintlungu. Emva kwemizuzu emalunga ne-10 ndakhululwa, kwaye ndazama ukuba sexy, kodwa akavukanga.
Intlanganiso enxilayo
Ngandlel 'ithile ndathatha umntu kwiklabhu, xa sifika kwigumbi lam lokulala, sasinxila bobabini. Kodwa ke, nangona kunjalo, nangona kunjalo, siye sahlala, siyigqitha, yathi, Nani ke, ndiyazi ukuba uthi: "Ndiyazi ukuba ucinga ngaye!". "KULUNGILE?" - Ndibuzile. "Kwi-EFFI!" - "Kuthekani nge-EFFI?" - "EFFI, kwizikhumba! Unayo ipowusta kunye naye! ". Apha bendididekile ngokupheleleyo, ndithi: "Ewe andinayiphi iposta!". Saqala kwakhona, ngequbuliso athi: "Ngelishwa, ndinomdla kakhulu kwezopolitiko zamanye amazwe" - kwaye zigawulwe.
Ixesha lokuqala
Sibelana ngesondo kunye nesoka okokuqala, yonke into ipholile - kangangemizuzu emithathu. Ngequbuliso waphuma kum, waqalisa ukuphulula amalungu esini. Ngamafutshane, wajijethela kulowo woyisayo malunga nemizuzu emihlanu, emva koko wachaza ukuba wabona i-porn enjalo.Imbali ebhedini
Kanye kwakudala, ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo nomfana othandana naye, ndaye ndikhuphela ukuba ndiye ndayifunda incwadi ngaphezulu kwegxalaba lakhe. Ngenxa yam.
Itran
Owangaphambili (eqinisekile ukuba uyathandana naye!) Wavuma ukuba asebenzise i-strans kwimidlalo yesondo kwisikhundla esibonakalayo. Kwaye, oko kuthetha ukuba sibandakanyekile kwisini, ubuso baso phezulu, ndiseStraon. Kwaye emva koko waguqukela phezulu wajongana nam kwaye uthi: "Kubonakala ngathi, Sele ndidibene nebandla liphela, kunjalo?".
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