Kwenzeka, uphume endlini (ngoMvulo okanye phaya, ngoJanuwari 14) Ngenjongo eqinileyo yokukhokelela kwi-FB: "kwaye ngubani ofotyile?" Ewe, kanjani ukuba ungaxokanga apha?
1. Xa umntu engaqhelekanga ebuza ngomtshato womhlobo: "Yinyani, isibini esimangalisayo?"
2. Xa izihlobo zikubonisa isizwe esisandula ukuzalwa kwaye uthi: "Owu, ndixelele, kuba ingelosi entle?"
3. Xa umntwana wakho elungiselela isidlo sangokuhlwa okokuqala kwaye ebuza: "Ngaba uyawuthanda, ewe?"
4. Xa nabani na ebuza: "Undinika malini?"
5. Xa umntu osebenza naye, ngenxa yesizathu esithile esinomdla: "Ke, uthanda njani apha?"
6. Xa umhlobo wakubuza: "Uyithanda njani ibali lam / iskripthi / umzobo / umzobo?"
7. Xa umzalwana wakho, osoloko efunyaniswa emsebenzini, unomdla woku: "Phulaphula, kwaye awunaso sithuba apho?"
8. Xa umntu ene-nidit kunye ne-nudit, kunye ne-nidit, emva koko uEdyak jika: "Ngaba uyamamela ngokubanzi kwinto endithethayo!?"
9. Xa uintloni kancinane kwaye ngequbuliso fumana i-SMS: "Ke, ngaba ikhona?"
10. Xa umntu odibene naye, phuma athi: "Che, Tusan, ngokuhlwanje?"
11. Xa umhlobo walo dade womhlobo wakho esichedle ngequbuliso ngequbuliso: "Owu, kwaye ndingatshintsha apha ngomso?"
12. Xa ubunosuku olucekisekayo, kwaye uhlobo oluthile losulelo lunomdla kwi: "Molo, unjani!?"