Ucinga ntoni: Ngubani ofanele ukuba ohlekisayo, kwaye ngubani odidekileyo- mdala okanye omncinci? Yena, siphikisana kwikhulu le-bucks-ixhomekeke ekubeni ngubani: Mkhulu okanye umncinci.
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Nye. Xa umdlalo use-hockey, umncinci kakhulu esangweni. Hayi okwethutyana ukuba ubekhona! Ngokuhambelana, i-puck ye-muzzle ayifumananga. Xa usasaza iindima ze "ntshaba yethu" kunye "neentshaba", iya kuthi ifike umntu ongakwaziyo ukulwa nayo.
2. Ukuba ungumdala, kuwo nawuphi na umlo-okungenani ngamakrele, nangaphezu kwemiqamelo - uya kuphuma ophumeleleyo. Nokuba i-trifle ikhanyisiwe kwaye itsipha iya kukhanyiselwa yindlela yokukhohlisa ukuba ifike ngasemva. Kuba unobuchule-kwaye emva koko ungayitshintsha imithetho ekuhambeni!
3. Ayisiyo inyathelo lommiselo ochaziweyo we-stroller, ungayithobela i-lawn okanye kwikhonkrithi. Ewe, chwetheza azifanelekanga. Emva koko bonakaliswa, bahlala bekhula bekrelekrele kakhulu-into oyivayo kunye nokufaneleka kwakho.
ezine. Ukujonga okuphambili njengomntwana. Ngokuncitshiswa kwezimamva kunye neephaneli ezingapheliyo. Kunye nengqondo yengqondo kokubonakala kude kube kwangoko. Kwiminyaka yobuninzi i-insulialias, ivuyisile, iyaliva.
Ntlanu. Oyena mncinci ngokufuthi kufuneka akhokele iimpahla ezisele zingcwatywe kunye nezinto-kwaye ivela kwiingcinga ezilusizi ezivela kule nto, njengomntwana-malunga nethemba lokukhutshwa komfazi wakodwa.
6. I-Teases: "I-Mayovka-Shmakodka!" Okanye impikiswano: "Ewe, useluhlaza ukuphikisana nam, mntwana!" -Intsimbi kwaye ingenakuphikiswa. Iinzame zokuzama ukuphendula "i-dilda" ayilusizi kwaye ayinakuphila. Ho-Ho. Yiya kulala, mntwana, ubuntwana bakho baphela.
7. Mdala, oko kuthetha ukuba yeyona nto iphambili, kunye nentsomi iphela. Uyaphola. Le ikwayimpikiswano ephumelelayo, nokuba i-trifle ineempawu zento yokuzama ukwenzelwa. Zama, zama, ukutsiba entloko. I, i-vy yengcuka, ukuvuyisa kwakho sele kuhlekisa.
Sibhozo. Nokuba awulilo iqhawe elikhethekileyo kwaye unobuhlakani, nangayiphi na imeko ufanele ukuba neqhayiya ngayo. Ngayiphi na imeko, nangayiphi na imeko, jonga ezantsi kwaye ngandlel 'ithile. Iyakhuthaza.
Thoba. Ungafika kwintlanganiso yabazali abancinci endaweni yepopu, ukuba umthathe (omncinci) kwisangqa okanye apho-kwaye ngekratshi uziva njengendoda, phantse uyitata wosapho. Amantombazana ajonge umdla kwaye aqaqambe. Kuyinyani, ukuba uyintombazana yakho, ngandlel 'ithile ayipholisi kangako xa useyaleka kwimaxesha lako.
10. Sele kusentlungwini, kodwa hayi imeko emnandi ngokupheleleyo, iJunior ufike kwinqanaba elinamava. Ingcebiso ngonyango lwengqondo kunye nengcebiso yobulumko. Hlala, baby, ngoku ndiza kukuxelela, quive, ngobomi obunzima! ..
Iimpikiswano ze-10
Nye. Ngoobani abanethamsanqa ukuba ngudade osele ekhulile - ukuba umntu udale umntwana omncinci kwaye endaweni yoko. Ngaphandle kwefestile nge-scumps xhuma, kwaye uyisula snot. Ngaphandle kwefestile e-Cossacks, abaphangi bagxotha, kwaye uhlamba iesile lakho. Endaweni yokonwabela ubomi obuqaqambileyo kunye nolutsha olunempumelelo.
2. Owokuqala entsatsheni ittyiwe kukuthathelwa ingqalelo. Iidyuli zokuqala ezibilayo, emva koko usuku losuku, emva koko yaphucula izibalo. Owesibini sele esomelela. Okwesithathu emva koko - ukhula njengengca. Ngaba uthathe ikati? Kulungile, ayizukutshabalala ebomini.
3. Ukuba kancinane ngequbuliso kunye nabo (kwaye awusoze wazi ukuba izakufika entlokweni yezi beenyosi!) phezulu ngaphezulu. Kuba ngokucacileyo "ukhubekisa kancinci"! Kwaye ukuphakama kokuhamba kwakho, kumnandi kakhulu ukubona ukuba le bhaso ingenayo ngokwendlela. Ye-nofrig.
ezine. Ukuba iJunior into yenze into, ngubani obekek 'ityala? Injalo loo nto, dala. Iphantsi. Ukuba umncinci akazange afunde umsebenzi wasekhaya kwaye wasibeka "isibini", ngubani osisidenge? Ewe kunjalo, umdala. Ayizilungiselela izifundo ngendlalifa.
Ntlanu. Omdala esithi kufanelekile ukuba ube nobuchule. Ngapha koko, oku kuthetha ukuba olunye uqheliselo oluqhubekayo lweMpuma olugqibeleleyo lokuzibamba kunye nokuzibamba, ukuziqonda kunye nokuzingca-e-e-titens. Ngalo lonke eli xesha, omncinci unokuziqhelanisa neHedon kunye nemigaqo-nkqubo ... njenge ... novice.
6. Kodwa le nkqizi ingendawo: "Umelwe ngumzekelo!" ?! Kucacile ukuba le yingxaki esemgangathweni- kwaye ndingathanda ukufumana amanqaku kuyo ... kodwa - GrR!
7. Ukuba unento eyadiniweyo ebaleni, ngoko nangoko icela: "Ndiza kuzala umntakwethu, uya kukunika!" Kwaye ubize. Yiya uqinisekise imeko ... nokuba kwi-tv ngeli xesha ubuntshatsheli bebhola. Kwaye ukuba awunamandla? Kwaye uzikhuphele ngesilayidi? Le lihlazo nje. Indoda endala ayinakuba njalo. Eyakho, wena, umnqwazi we-monoma ...
Sibhozo. Xa incinci ikhula kakhulu kangangokuba iqala ngokulingana nobungakanani, awusenazo izinto zakho. Ulibale ngomdlali omtsha. Ulibale malunga ne sweatshi. Ngokubanzi ulibale malunga nomxholo wepropathi yabucala. Umgaqo wosapho oluGypsy "ophakame, onxibe kakuhle wonke umntu" uqalisa ukusebenza ngesizathu esithile lonke nxamnye nawe.
Thoba. Ukujonga ekuphakameni kokukhula kwakhe ngokuvuthwa kwakhe kumaxesha ovuyo, ufumana usizi lokutshekisha kwe-Totila. Ndiyiphumelele, usulelo! Kwaye sele: Imeko ayivumeli ... impilo kwi-O-Khayeli ... awusenako ukwenza into eninzi engathandekiyo ukuba le nzondo ivula kuphela. Kwakhona, imithi yeKrisimesi!
10. Xa abazali beqala iingxaki, eyona nto iphambili kuyenziwa nawuphi na umdala. Nokuba umncinci sele engaphezulu kathathu kunemali emibini. "Uxanduva" ... Nali igama eliphambili, ixabiso elingazange ulibale, ukuba ukhulele nje ukuzalwa phambi kokuphumla!
Ke, ipics.ru ibonisa ukuba kumbuzo othi "Ngubani ofanayo" kwingxoxo nganye "ye" Ungafumana impikiswano ". Ngubani na osakhuphisana, ngubani na omona? Mhlawumbi abo banethamsanqa lokuba bazalwe iindaba ezilungileyo - kwaye bakwazi ukusebenzisa izibonelelo ezincinci, kunye nezibonelelo ezinkulu? ;)