# Prokino: Sikujongile kuwe. "UFrash Akula" (i-USA-Bulgaria, 2005)

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Fumana imovie ocinga ukuba ayikhange ijonge ukukubukela, kwakungekho lula. Kodwa kubonakala ngathi sinamachaphaza. Oku akukho phantse i-dinosaurs yencwadana. Olu luphawu lokwenyani lwangaphantsi komhlaba.

Kwimeko yendawo engenasiphelo, isikhephe esihamba ngesikhephe esibhabha njengekhasethi evela kwi-razor ekhuselekileyo. Iiyunithi ezimbini ze-Alien zihleli kwinqanawa (okanye ii-auaties, ayicacanga apho) kwaye ngothando bajonga i-heropy ye-heronge efihlakeleyo. Ngeli xesha, enye ngqo ihlelwe kwisikhephe, kwaye bobabini baqhuma kakhulu. I-van vaoo ayivanga? Ewe, uxolo. Iinqanawa zisasazeka eluthulini, kwaye i-orenji ye-orenji kwisantya esiyingozi isondele emhlabeni.

Izitya, umculo othusayo, i-Maritime engapheliyo, umbhalo uvela ezantsi kwesikrini: "Bemida Triangle".

Ikhamera yekhamera kwinqanawa encinci kwaye ijonge kwi-cut. UCadoy Captain wazithoba ii-binoculars kwi-eyerows enenkalipho kunye nePalloon: "Andiyithandi yonke."

-Ewe, ewe, - ii-nods i-navigator engwevu.

"Andiyithandi kakhulu," icinezela imilebe yomlomo kaKapteni.

"Nam," I-Navigator incwina.

-Uyazi ukuba siphi? -buza umphathi.

- Phi? -Unomdla kwi-navigator.

Umbukeli onamava usemqamelo-iba ngumtsalane kwaye uyavuya.

- Kwi-Bemida Triangle, - ifuna umphathi.

"Owu," utsho uNavigator. -Ukucaphukisa ntoni. Iinqanawa ezininzi ziphelile.

"Ewe, bambalwa," umphathi-ntsapho uncwina.

I-Vieler Vieler iPhepha lePopcorn. Ukujonga phambili - kwimizuzu elishumi kuyavela ukuba umphathi kunye ne-navigator inamathela apha i-anchor engasekho inyanga yokuqala, ekongeza uloyiko kwindawo yokuqala yefilimu.

AKUKHO BUNGOZI AMAHLA. Ezantsi kukho ibhokisi ye-tin, ifana kakhulu nesakhiwo se-UN. Ezantsi kwesikrini kubonakala ngolu hlobo lulandelayo: "I-Oshoma yangaphantsi kwelebhu. Ikhamera ijonge kwi-portthole kwaye ingena kwigumbi elibanzi ngeekhompyuter. Emva komnye wabo ujonga i-bits efudumeleyo kunye ne-tits ejijekileyo ngomnwe wesalathiso kwiqhosha le-Enter.

- UJessica, lunjani uphando lwakho? -Buza umfana omncinci onesibindi esinesibindi sokuba umbukeli onamava ngokukhawuleza - owona mlinganiswa uphambili phambi kwethu.

-Kukho ezinye zeengxowa ze-elektromagnetic, "uJessica ujongene, ecinezela elinye ixesha lokunyaniseka ukuba angene.

"Ungakhathazeki, sithandwa, ngoku uya kuqonda," utshilo ukuphefumla okuphefumlayo ukusuka emva kwenye ikhomputha.

"Enkosi, intanda yam," othandekayo udibana ne-protagonist, kwaye umbonisi onamava ukuba uCelikelela kwisitifiketi akasekho.

"Hee, bafo," utsho uthando.

Ngenxa yeekhompyuter ezimbini ezininzi, abanye abantu abaninzi bavela.

-M? - Thetha abantu.

-Onke, yonke inyanga yesibini ukusuka apho sinendawo yokugcina izinto ze-elektromagnetic, - iyalela intanda, kwaye umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ukuba ingqondo ayikho kwisikhululo.

-Ndiya kuya esixekweni emva kweekuki, - chitha i-protagonist, ihleli kwigama elincinci eliphuzi (igama elibi!) AMANQAKU AMAHLA.

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Ukuvalwa-up - i-crap enkulu yeorenji ngala mhla iqala ukuqaqamba. Ukuvalwa-up-umhlambi ookrebe ohamba ngesikhephe, emva koko wajika - kwaye uIda kwelinye icala.

Guys kwi-Scuba Champangs zikhula zijikeleze isitishi kwaye zifuna i-oscilting eyomeleleyo ye-elektromagnetic.

I-brunette isula iqhosha lokufaka kwaye likhwaze: "Hee, bafo, kukho amachaphaza abomvu kwiscreen, esiya kuwe, phatha." Umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ngovuyo ukuba abantu abayi kuba nexesha lokugxeka. Imizuzu emithathu elandelayo inombulelo, eqikelela.

"Owu," utsho i-brunette.

"Kuyimfuneko," intanda imangalisiwe, "i-sherk ziphathe ngandlel 'ithile.

Ukusuka kwigumbi elinendonga yeglasi kubonakala ngathi yi-shaggy guy kwiiglasi kunye ne-microscope ngasekhohlo. "Inzululwazi," - ngokubhekisele kwimbonakalo enamava.

Uthando lwalahlekile noJack, "utsho uthando.

"Kuyimfuneko," iSayensi iyabetha, "u-sheks uziphathe ngandlela thile.

"Wena," uyathandeka ebuzwe ngokungqongqo, "Sele ndifumanise ukuba le yeyokhenketho ze-orenji, iinethiwekhi zethu zitsaliwe ngenxa yeekristali zeorenji?

"Hayi," inzululwazi iphendula ngokulusizi, "andikhange ndibone kwanto ngaphambili. Ndizakuhamba, ndibeke iimvavanyo ezimbalwa.

Ii-Nods oyithandayo, umbukeli onamava ungene ngentlonelo ngokubhekisele emsebenzini.

Isicwangciso-nxaxheba ngokubanzi, isisiseko esingapheliyo saselwandle, inqanawa yolwandle evela enkundleni 1. Ikhamera ihamba ebhodini kwaye ibonisa ukuba ukusuka kwicala lolwandle kuyahamba, njengeplamu phantsi kwe-pink. Ikhamera ihamba emva kwe-hose kunye nomhlobini zibona ngovuyo ukuba i-hose sutches ukusuka esikhepheni kunye nesikhululo sikaphantsi samanzi.

Isondeziwe. I-Shark yokutya okuphezulu.

Isikhululo esingaphantsi samanzi sisikhululo se-biren, izibane ezibomvu blink, imibhobho iqwebile kwiipaseji ezinde, izibini ezibhabha ziphuma kuzo.

"Owu Thixo," i-brunette ikhwaza, ibambe inkqubo yenkxaso yobomi, "siye saphumelela iNkqubo yokuxhasa ubomi, i-generator, i-ventilation kwaye iphela ioksijini. Owu Thixo, kwaye akukho nxibelelwano.

Umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ukuba kukho into ebalulekileyo kwi-hose edityanisiweyo.

Ukusika inqanawa ukusuka kwindawo yendawo ye-1. SEDOY CODINE, inkxalabo:

-Siphulukene nokunxibelelana ne "Oshoma", Michael, Aloy kwaye ubone ukuba yintoni.

Umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ukuba uMichael akazukuhla, kwaye kwakhona kulungile.

Ukubamba into enomtsalane. Umphathi ohlanjululwe, kodwa unobubele, ubuso buxela iqhawe eliyintloko:

-Ngangoyiki, Gqirha, siya kumsindisa umfazi wakho.

Isicwangciso esiqhelekileyo-inyukliya yenyukliya yenyukliya ilayishwe emanzini. Umbukeli onamava akakholelwa amehlo akhe.

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Ukusika kwakhona.

"Ewe, ewe, ewe, siya kusindisa wonke umntu, singoyena mntu ubalaseleyo we-Atomic wivah.

Umntu obonileyo onamava axhamlayo izandla zikhangela iflegi emhlophe.

-Enkosi, umphathi, imidle umlinganiswa ophambili kwaye wenza ukuba ubuso babandezelekile.

- Gqirha, -Umalume ngenkalipho, kodwa ubuso obucekeceke, kodwa ndingummeli wenqanawa yomrhwebi, kwaye ukuba urhoxisiwe ngokhuseleko kwisikhululo sakho, uya kugwetywa.

"Yiba njalo-" utshilo u-Protagonist.

Isikhululo "I-Oshoma". Wonke umntu uneflethi kwaye ufunga ngaxeshanye. Olunye umalume unamathela iingalo zakhe kwaye i-rolls: "Sonke siyafa apha." Eyona nto uyithandayo imthanda ngokungxama ngamagama athi "vala, freak, uziphathe kakubi kunabafazi." Umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ukuba intanda yakhe ine-pi-eich di kwi-psychology yentlekele.

Ukusika amanqanawa.

"Sisondela" Oshom, "utsho umphathi womlinganiswa ophambili," kuphela ... asinawo ngaphantsi kwamanzi.

"Ucinga ukuba ngaphambili?", * Oret Showutsha i-persalelate, kodwa ayisiyo movie apho yonke into isemazini. Apha kuyimfuneko ukucinga.

"Akukho ngxaki," utsho i-protagonist, enamathela i-chin, "ekwimeko esebenzayo.

-Ndinam, nam! -Ikhwaza umalumeni kwiFleet.

Umphathi kunye ne-protagonist ke ngoko angqinelani ukuba umboniseli onamava akaqondi- enye i-mbini ayizibizanga.

Isikhululo "I-Oshoma". Umalume, otyhefu, utyhafisi ophambili otyheli otyhutywe ukusuka kwisigqibo sexabiso kunye nexabiso. I-crap enkulu yeorenji ngomhla iqala ukuqaqamba. Ookrebe bahlasela isikhephe kwaye bambethe, bengakuthandi.

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"Ookrebe baziphathe ngandlela thile," Lowo mthandayo uthi, "Lowo mthandayo uthi," Lowo utshaba uziphatha ngandlela thile, "umntu omthandayo uthi, kwaye umbukeli onamava uyaqonda ukuba sele emthanda nawo.

Owona mlinganiswa uphambili kunye nomalume ovela kwiFleet Pleate Fut kwi-Scablands kwaye ushiye i-Atomic Skrine subrine ukuya kwesango, elibonakala ngalo, ngenxa yexabiso lokutshintsha.

-Umthonyama, ndiya! -Uthetha iProtagonist.

"Endaweni yoko, malunga neTigrick yam," abantu ababathandayo.

Umbukeli onamava ufuna ukubuza ukuba ivelaphi, ukuba bekungenjalo, kwaye akukho mntu wazama ukumila, kodwa ngenxa yesizathu sokuba athi cwaka.

I-crap enkulu yeorenji ezantsi iqhelene nokukhanya. Umhlambi wookrebe kwinani labantu abahlanu abalishumi elinesihlanu bajikeleze iqhawe nabalume abavela kwinqanawa yomrhwebi.

"I-Captain," umntu esithandwayo, "ookrebe uziphatha ngandlela thile, wakhwela itotshi.

"Mntwana wam," Captain Sughts, "Ndinetyala elincinci ePolketoni."

Kodwa eli lithuba lakhe, "umntu omthandayo ufaka iimpukane.

U-Captain uthi: "Kulungile, kulungile, ndipheka itotshi."

Isicwangciso esipheleleyo. Ngaphezulu kolwandle olungapheliyo, umthombo we-splash uthatha.

-Bulela, cap, yonke i-Eorul, - yazisa i-protagonist.

-I-Willis, akunjalo? -Umoonta umbukeli onamava.

Isikhululo "I-Oshoma", umlinganiswa ophambili kunye nokuqhawula intanda, ngokubuza enye 'i-ar kwaye kulungile? ".

Inzululwazi itsiba ngaphandle kwegumbi kunye neendonga zeglasi kwaye ikhwaza: "Ndiyiqonda yonke into, ezikristali ze-orenji zizomileyo, kunye nomphambukeli".

Umalume ovela kwiFleet yoMrhwebi ukhupha i-AKM kwaye wenze umgca kwiikhompyuter.

-Ukufihla njani kumatshini ophalazayo ?! - Oret umbukeli onamava, kodwa uyacaphukisa.

- Uyintoni? - Owona mlinganiswa uphambili, ujonge izidumbu zoogxa bakho.

"Ndiyiarhente yomkhosi eyimfihlo," Umalume kaMalume ukhupha, uphume, ungowamthengisi. -Ngaba kukho imfihlo enkulu yomkhosi, kwaye wena, i-Assholes, ngesikhululo sethu isithintela ekwenzeni iyelenqe lomkhosi oluyimfihlo.

Owona mlinganiswa uphambili kunye nokubaleka okuthandayo, kwaye iarhente eyimfihlo yanele ukuphelisa i-brunette - kwaye itsho ibinzana elingaqhelekanga: "Uya kuba uphuthuza."

I-Brunette emngxunyeni. Umbukeli emhadini. I-arhente eyimfihlo nayo ayiqondi ukuba kuthetha ukuthini, ke ngoko nangoko iphose ibrunette esangweni. Isango lisicotha amanzi, i-brunette ifuna ukugawula iminwe i-Enter, ukuHamba.

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Imizuzu emihlanu elandelayo umlinganiswa ophambili, iarhente oyithandayo iqhutywa ngokusebenzisa isikhululo esiwileyo kwaye ibethe umntu ngamnye onempumelelo eyahlukeneyo. Bathe ke bona balungileyo, bathabathela ngaphaya kwentonganga, bancancise, batsho kakuhle, bafunga ukuba kubomi obulandelayo ngokuqinisekileyo baya kuba kunye.

Iklabishi Phakathi

"I-Cariloto," bafa, kwakufuneka ukuya.

Ewe, ewe, issobs, isfbs, ngokupheleleyo, i-angle ye-chries yamashumi amabini.

Isikhululo "I-Oshoma". Ukukhanya kwe-orenji eqaqambileyo kuvela kwi-porthole. Ezantsi kufutshane nesitishi, i-carsette enkulu evela kwi-razor ekhuselekileyo ihlisiwe. I-Alien iphawulwa ipapashiweyo ivela kwikhasethi (kakuhle, okanye i-aunty, i-hook), iphakamise i-crap yeorenji kwaye igudise ngobumnene.

Amehlo ajikelezayo-ojikelezileyo womlinganiswa ophambili. "Ndikuqonda njani," yatsho iqhawe lombukeli onamava.

Iklabishi Phakathi

Uthi: "Thula, umntu othile unkqonkqoza ngaphakathi."

Umbukeli onamava ucinga ubungakanani bomazantsi, isantya sombhalo ophantsi, isantya sombhalo wenyukliya womsopha, ukucheba komphambili we-subrimarmari kunye nokuzingca ngendlela ethe cwaka.

Vula isango, eliyinxalenye yesango, lalela umphathi.

Isango laliguqula i-protagonist, intanda yothando (apha i-fanfares) ngaphandle kwe-scuba.

-Ugqibelele, uyithandayo! -Ngaba umlinganiswa ophambili kwaye uyamnqwenela ngokunqwenela kwakhe kwizihlalo ezihlathini.

Eyona nto iyonwabisayo yenza "khe-khe", ufumana amanzi, uvula amehlo akhe kunye noncumo.

I-Cheek's Card iqengqele idyokhwe yokuthenga.

I-Ascrace rine surine igudileyo, black, izishumi.

Ngokuchasene nemvelaphi yezihloko, siva umculo ophazamisayo kwaye cekeceked moan. Lowo umbukeli onamava ufunda i-orgasm.

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