Ilizwe alisayi kuba njalo ukuba unomntwana omncinci. Ngequbuliso uya kufumanisa ukuba izinto ezininzi zinokufumana isicelo esahlukileyo esahlukileyo. Yile nto siyibiza ngokuba sisibindi sokuqonda!
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Eyona nto ilungileyo yokudlala ngokoluvo lomntwana wakho ogudileyo ayisiyonto iphantsi yeplastiki ephucukileyo, kwaye iphakheji epholileyo, ubuzisele ngayo. Malunga! Kukho ibhokisi? Combo - le yiholide!
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I-Lair ye-Debackery zizindlu zoomakhulu notatomkhulu noomakhulu. Kuba bonke banako ukuba nabantwana! Ewe, ungumfazi-echidna, kwaye phaya-yendawo yeparadesi! Ke, ukuba unexhala malunga neenkampani ezimbi kunye nayo yonke loo nto, phumla. Elona qela lihle kakhulu kwaye elinamandla sele lisebenza nomntwana wakho. Kwaye uyayithanda.
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Wena nd. Ungatya nawe, ulale, ngcangcazela. Kwaye uTata uyavuya. Kwaye ngokubanzi yonke into ejikeleze uvuyo kunye nokuhleka. Kwaye wena nd. Yiza nje. I-nants ayikhali.
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Ukuba unayo intombazana, emva koko ungcono kunawe. Ewe, akunakwenzeka ukumchasa phambi kwayo! Ngendlela, ukuba unayo inkwenkwe, ke imeko iyafana.
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Akukho ngqiqweni kwihlabathi. Kwaye inyani ayikho. Ke ngoko, xa ucacisa inkomo ethi inkomo ithi "Muuuu", ke musa ukumangaliswa kukuba wonke umntu uthi "muuuu." Cacisa ukuba umakhulu, utata nekati yommelwane ethetha ngendlela eyahlukileyo, uya kuba nzima kakhulu.
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Ngaba ukhe uzibuze ngentsingiselo yamagama akho? Zilungiselele yonke into oyithethayo iya kwabona ngokwenyani. Kwaye kwibinzana: "Ke, ukubetha egumbini!", Umntwana uya kuqalisa ukubetha kanzima, kodwa ungabaleki ndawo. Ukucocwa kucace. Kuya kuba lula.
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Ungamfundisa umntwana ngamagama ahlukeneyo, kodwa iya kuba yile nto uyakuba ngumceli. Ewe, emva koko ucacisa utat'omkhulu (kwaye kungekuphela), apho umntwana wakho ayalazi igama elinjengesithi igama elithi "i-kubuzzrauli". Kwaye ndizame umntu ukubonisa ukuba unosapho olungaseliseli.
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Ifosholo ebusika yeyona nto ifunekayo. Ukuba uya kutyelela, uhambe okanye uhambe uye kwagqirha, emva koko unokulibala nantoni na, kodwa hayi kwifosholo. Ewe, emgceni uya kuhlala naye ngokukhawuleza. Kwaye kuthekani ukuba imfazwe, enyanisweni.
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Ungumama owathandayo. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba uyondla ibele okanye umxube, usengumkani othandekayo. Kwaye musani ukubaphula abo bathi awunalo unxibelelwano nomntwana. Vumela unxibelelwano lwabo malubekwe. Umzekelo, ngengqondo. Unayo yonke into ngolungelelwano kunye nabo. Ngoobani abavumayo - basuka baphuma, kwaye akukho mfuneko yokuba uveze uluvo lwam.
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Sukuzama ukuthethelela isenzo sakho ngenzuzo enokubakho ukuba banokuzisa umntwana. Uya elwandle. Hayi ngenxa yokuba umntwana wakho oNyaka oMna woNyaka oMncinci wamaphupha aphupha ngoLwandle, kodwa kuba ufuna ulwandle. Ngokubanzi, abantu basezi-Peeddiatirical bahlala behlala bengazicebisi, ngakumbi ukuba bathetha uhambo ukusuka ebusika ehlobo. Kodwa nangayiphi na imeko, oku kukhetho lwakho. Kwaye yitsho nje: "Ewe, ndifuna ukuya elwandle." Kholwa ukuba asilulo ulwaphulo-mthetho.
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Umsebenzi wakho kukwenza izinto zomntwana. Ukuthwala kuphuhliso alwenzi ukuba bonke abahlobo bakho bayahamba, kodwa kuba zezona klasi zifuna umntwana wakho. Kwaye ke awunalo ixesha lokujonga emva, njengoko ungena kwi-mamamash ye-mamamash engenantsingiselo. I-Togo kwaye ujonge, uyakuqala ukuxelela wonke umntu ukuba ungamfundisi-ntanga kwaye ubhale eSanskrit. Ngokubanzi, ukujikajika, mama.
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Inempilo kangaka xa into uyiphekayo, iba sisitya somntwana wakho. Heee, abapheki, masidibanise - njenge! Zinike phi iinkwenkwezi zikaMishlen?
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Unenye iinyembezi ezininzi kuwe. Ukuba ibali lothando lubonisiwe kwifilimu - uyakhala ngokulala. Ukuba intlekele ivela kwintlungu. Ewe, awukhathalelanga ngokubanzi, malunga nento eyenziwa yimuvi. Ngokomgaqo, unokukhala kwaye ngelixa ujonga iindaba. Zonke zezi ziihomoni, ewe. Hayi naphi na. TerP. Kwaye uthethe i-vhalerian ekhayeni lakho.
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