Uzama ukuba ngumama ofanelekileyo ™, kodwa awuguquki, emva koko isaphetha satsala igoso, ayizange iyondle, emva koko iikhathuni zibandakanyiwe kwimidlalo yokuphuhlisa imidlalo. Phola! Siqokelele izizathu ezili-11 zokuba umama-echidna akabi kakhulu, kodwa mhlawumbi kufanelekile!
"I-Bare Bsaoy, inamathela kwi-puddle! Ujonga phi umakazi !? "
Ukuzola! Apho kuyimfuneko, apho kwaye ujonge! Ngoku isengoJanuwari, kodwa sombule uThixo, mayibe njalo. Iipuddles zifudumele, lixesha. Kwaye zimbini-mazibe msindo!
"Umntwana wakho akafundanga konke konke! Mzaliseni! "
E, ALOE! Ngubani utitshala? Wena? Funda ke! Ngaba ayifuni kufunda? Ayinguye umsebenzi wakho wasekhaya? Beka ezimbini! I-Kosychit? Ubukhali! Yiyeke ifundisise ubudlelwane be-seusal kunye neepateni. Kunye nenkululeko. Kwaye enye inkwenkwe yenkwenkwe kwi-9 ye-Grancia yebanga le-9 yaqokelela iphothifoliyo. Akukho nto ilungileyo ayiphumenga.
"Kutheni umntwana wakho emncinci! Awupheli! "
Iwotshi-hlala. Andizukugalela isuphu. Andiyiqwalaseli imfuneko yokwenza ihlelo ekutyeni. Amaxesha "awahlukani-ngenxa yetafile ayiyi kuma" ixesha elide asele ehleli kwixesha elidlulileyo kunye nendlala. Kodwa kwiminyaka eli-10 ubudala, intombi sele ingababhaki ngokwayo i-pancakes kwaye iyakwazi ukulungiselela isidlo sakusasa lonke usapho.
"Ngaba uchitha impelaveki ekhaya? Umntwana kufuneka aphuhlise !! "
Umntwana kufuneka aphuhlise, kwaye umama kufuneka aphumle. Umama osempilweni-abantwana abonwabileyo. Ke ndiza kulala, yimalini ukuba ifunde malini iintswelo zabanye, ziqhele ukuqhelana kwaye wenze ukulalanisa.
"Yiya kumntwana ?! Ewe uyaphambana! Iyayingozi! Yingozi! "
Hlala ngokuyingozi. Kwaye iyingozi. Iyintoni inqaku lokuzikhanyela ngokwakho ukonwaba apho, apho ndide ndithande, ukuba kukho ithuba? Umntwana ulungile ukuba abazali bakufuphi, kwaye kungekho nto ibalulekileyo. Ngendlela, ngomoya omtsha wokuloba kwakhona unika amava obomi obukhethekileyo.
"Ungayi ezintuthuko ?! Umntwana wakho uya kuba ngumtombi! "
Ubukhulu becala, zonke izinto ezenzekayo yindlela yokwanelisa amatye azaliswe ngumzali, azinikezelwa emntwaneni. Ukufunda nokubhala kungekudala okanye kamva kuya kufunda ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo into abayihluthayo kwezi klasi kwiminyaka emibini, ukuba okwangoku kunomdla ngakumbi ekudlaleni nje?
"Dedeni kwisidlo sangokuhlwa ?! Ewe uyaphambana! "
Kwakhona: isidlo sangokuhlwa sezitya ezintathu kunye ne-dessert kunye nemfuno, okokuqala, kuyafuneka umama, umama "umama olungileyo" entlokweni. I-Pelimeni ngokukhawuleza, yanelisa kwaye imnandi, kwaye umama lilixa elongezelelekileyo ukuba liphume kwimicimbi yabo. Kwaye umntwana uqhela kwiyantlukwano yokutya kunye ne-cuisine yaseRussia.
"Ngeholide kuphela nomyeni wakhe ngaphandle kwabantwana ?! Njengoko unakho !! "
Sinako, ewe, Njani! Kulula kwaye kulula! Ukuba ufuna ukuchitha ixesha kunye nomyeni wam - kufuneka ubambelele kunye nomyeni wakho kwaye akukho mntu ungazange unetyala ngale mvakalelo. Ngaphandle koko umntwana wakho uya kufunda njani ukuhlonipha izinto onomdla kuzo nangexesha labo?
"Uhlala naphi na umntwana nawe! Isoyikeka! "
Ndiyathatha, kuba ilungele kakhulu kum: Ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba usempilweni, edumba kwaye onwabile. Okwangoku, umntwana ufunda ukuze aziqhelanise neemeko ezahlukeneyo zobomi. Kwaye ukusuka kutshintsho lweedayili emotweni, akukho mntu usafayo.
"Musa ukucoca kwigumbi labantwana!"
Umama olivila-abantwana abazimeleyo. Abantwana abancinci banakho ukuqokelela iithoyi okanye ukugoba izandla zabo. Kunye nabantwana abadala - Sula uthuli okanye ukuthetha. Kwaye akufuneki ukuba baphazamise. Kwaye ke "usenza njani, makhe!" -Uze ke azibuze ukuba kutheni uNyana engakwazi ukuthatha i-panties emdaka xa ihlambe.
"Umntwana wakho ubeka imibuzo enesibindi! Khange uyivelise!
Yekani ukuyeka, ukuba awukwazi ukuphendula imibuzo enesibindi yomntwana, oko akuthethi ukuba akanabuhanahakazi. Umntwana oqhelekileyo ngumbuzo oqinileyo. Nokuba unomdla koko ilungelo lomalume ekufuneka enze ingxelo kumkaninika womntwana ngenxa yokuba umntwana ezinyanisweni ezimfutshane kwishumi elinambini leminyaka elishumi elinambini.
