Ubulumko obuqala "bungcono kunemililo emibini kunolungelelwano olunye" yinyani ngokupheleleyo kuzo zonke iimpawu ze-zodiac. Kodwa eminye imiqondiso iyaqhubeka kwaye itshintshe igama elithi "umlilo" kubulumko obungentla kwebinzana "ukuqhushumba kwenyukliya" kubulumko obungentla.
ICapricorn
ICapricorn ilungisa ngokucocekileyo. Ekuqaleni ubalwa uqikelelo. Emva koko iphinda ifumaneke kabini (Ewe, iCapricorn iyaqonda ukuba uqikelelo kufuneka luphindwe kabini). Emva kwemoto imali. Kwaye emva koko uya kwivenkile yokwakha, apho abasebenzi baqala khona ukubamba amagqabantshintshi amahle. Okokuqala, umphathi wentengiso yokuthengisa ngokuzithoba kwaye unikezela ukubona enye into, hayi ukuba yintoni i-capricorn.
Kwiyure emva koko, kuyamangalisa, umphathi wentengiso uqinisekisa ukuba akanayo iphepha lodonga elinamaqhosha, akanawo amaqhosha anamaqhosha athile, ayoluhlobo olufanayo! Kwiiyure ezimbini kamva, umphathi ume emadolweni kwaye ekhala, esithi: "Ndi" rog ndingu? " Kodwa iCapricorn yazi kakuhle into ayifunayo, ngoku emva koMhla wokuFunda noMlawuli oQhelekileyo buzalela amaqhosha eperile kunye ne-capricorn, apho isayekile, apho sililinde i-carefled aby ukrokrela ukuba yeyiphi i-advents emangalisayo abalinde phambili.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius yenza ukulungiswa ngamathuba. Akukho nto ifanekiselwa yingxaki ye-Aquarius yeza kutyelela intombi endala. Kwaye loo nto ilungiswe ngokupheleleyo ngengozi. Kwaye yaqala - oh, ithini i-teile entle, kwaye apho ndathabatha khona, kwaye ixabisa malini, Hmm ... i-high ityhefu ... I-Arsed ngezandla ezithe tye, i-aquarius Buyela ikhaya kwaye uxele akukho nto yokukrokrela ukuba awunakuphila kodwa nge-cafeter entsha - unako. Ngelishwa lelinye ilizwe lisithi akukho mali yokulungiswa. I-Aquarius icinga okwesibini kwaye ithumela ukuba bakhuphe ibhanki. I-Aquarius ayifanelanga ukuba icinge nge-nelfese. I-Aquarius kufuneka ihlambe kwigumbi lokuhlambela nge-cafeter entle.
Intlanzi
Intlanzi yenze ukulungiswa kwentlanzi. Apha saphula, apha siya kwandula, iya kuphumeza indawo eninzi kunye nomoya. Kwaye kuloo koneni, asiyi kuma i-aquarium. Ngemvubu. Iintlanzi eziphefumlelweyo ziwela amagumbi, emva koko ngequbuliso, ngaphandle kokuchaza imfazwe, imali iphela. Ngenxa yoko, iintlanzi zikhubekile malunga ne-tile kwigumbi, zithembisa ukuba kwinyanga ezayo ndiqinisekile, nantsi iLizwi elithembekileyo, ligqiba. Okwangoku, iintlanzi zichaza iindwendwe ezikhwankqileyo ukuba i-tiles ekhutshiweyo ekhitshini injalo "ithebhulethi ebomvu" evela kwi-"Mattrix". Kwaye, yintoni eyona mpawu, ezinye izikhoboka, zijonga inkunkuma, ziqalise ukukhathalela, yintoni, yintoni, kwaye ndiyabandezeleka?
I-aries
I-Aries iyenza ukulungiswa ngonaphakade. Kuba i-aries ayinakutshintshiselani kwitrafi-yonke into kufuneka igqibelele. Kodwa uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali. Kodwa igqibelele. Ke ngoko, i-aries iya kuphonononga lonke uluhlu olukhoyo kwisixeko-ukusuka kwi-Hooks ukuya kwi-Hooks kwigumbi lokuhlambela - ngokungathi ihlawulwe. I-Aries iya kukhawuleza ifumanise ukuba iphi ifikelelo, apho iikhuphoni eziqokelayo, kwaye ziphi na inyathelo "Thenga i-jacuzzi-fumana i-jacuzi-fumana i-harter yeenwele."
Kwinyanga kamva, abalawuli bevenkile bayazi ukuba izwi kuphela, kodwa nangokunyamezela komnxeba. Akumangalisi ukuba ukulungiswa kuyahamba kancinci-kude kube ludonga olunye lube lugqibelele, i-aries ayizukufudukela kwelinye. Kungenxa yokuba "yinqaba yam, ndihlala apha, ndifuna isokethi yeesentimitha ezinesiqingatha ngaphezulu." Ngenxa yoko, kude kube sekupheleni kokulungiswa kwee-aries zihlala ngokungafihlikiyo - zinokufa ekwindlalade, okanye abamelwane babulala.
Ithole
I-Taurus ilungisa ubunzima obukhulu. Kuba, ngelishwa, ukulungiswa kubandakanya inkcitho yemali. Kwaye i-Taurus efanelekileyo akukho nto imbi ngakumbi kunenxaxheba ngemali. Ingxaki yesibini kukuba ithole liyimfuneko nje yokuba kuphuculo lwendalo iphela kuba lalikho ngonaphakade. Ke ngoko, izixhobo zokulungisa ziyafuneka okuhle, kangangeenkulungwane. Kwaye ziyabiza kakhulu.
Sele zimbini kwezi ngxaki zanele ukuqhuma okukhulu, kodwa kukho okwesithathu: ukuba i-cannon ambil ijongeka ngathi yinto engekho mgangathweni, ukuzola kunzima kakhulu ukuba kule bome. Kwaye indawo etyebileyo ixabisa imali engaphezulu. Ijika isangqa esikhohlakeleyo, ukubakho apho i-taurus inganyamezeleki ngokupheleleyo. Ngenxa yoko, i-Taurus iqhuma nge-supernova, enkcenkceshela yamakhaya ngelishwa kwendlu yerhasi eshushu. Kwaye ngelixa ukulungiswa akuphelelwanga, umona ophilayo ophilayo.
Amawele
I-Gemini ilungisa ngokuzenzekelayo. Bayakwazi ukuphinda bathathe kuphela ikhitshi kuphela kuba umbala weendonga ungayivuyi kunye nemagnethi entsha kwifriji. Okanye, umzekelo, amawele ngengozi aye kwivenkile yesakhiwo, kuba wayefuna indlu yangasese. Kwaye yathenga ngengozi ngokupheleleyo i-chandelier. Wayemhle !!! Kodwa luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Kwaye iphepha lodoli liluhlaza. Ukungajongi. I-Gemini ayiyithandi, xa ingapheliyo. Kwaye zilula kakhulu kubo ukuba batshintshe iphepha lodonga kunokuba beyinxalenye ye-chandelier entsha.
Ingxaki kukuba amawele awazi ukuba angayigcina kanjani imali, aze atsale yonke into eyingozi kuyo. Kodwa ngaba sisizathu sokulungisa ukungakwenzi? Ewe ngoku! Ngokuhambelana, amawele ahlala kumagumbi e-ectoric, apho i-balcony yanamhlanje ye-intercony kunye neglasi ye-super kunye nephepha lodonga olunge kwaphela (babemhle ngokupheleleyo .!!) kwaye kuchithwa ngokupheleleyo apho Nokuba amantshontsho aya kushenxisa.
Umhlaza
Umhlaza uyalungisa ngobuchwephesha. Umvundla ngokubanzi zizidalwa ezisebenzayo eziziyo ukuthanda ukuthanda ubudlelwane bexesha elide. Ngokuhambelana, banomntakwabo womhlobo womfundi ofunda naye obeka i-tule, kwaye udade bomyeni wokuqala wendoda wokuqala ovela kuThixo. Ukongeza, umhlaza unengxaki yokucinga kunye nenkumbulo, ukuze uqonde ngokulula ukuba lelinye i-lamite ukusuka kwesibini ilungele iphepha lodonga kwivenkile yokuqala. Kwaye ungaphangeli. Oko kukuthi, yonke into ingahamba kakuhle kwaye ibuhlungu. Ukuba umhlaza awuphazamisi.
Ingxaki yomhlaza kukuba ibotshelelwe kakhulu kwiintsapho zabo, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuthi iphi na amawele, engalunganga ikhitshi elifanelekileyo, elicwangciswe ngumhlaza. Ewe, kuba ayivuyi nemagnethi kwifriji! Kwaye umhlaza ongathandekiyo unyanzelekile ukuba ungxame phakathi kothando lwabathandekayo kunye nemvakalelo yakhe yobuhle. Sukuchukumisa umhlaza, ngenxa kaThixo, kwaye yonke into izakulunga.
Ingonyama
Ingonyama ilungisa ukukhanya. Iingonyama ziyayithanda nayiphi na intshukumo, kwaye ukulungiswa kuyinto enjalo, apho kwamkeleka kwi-Embassy eMonaco ayizukuthelekisa. Ingonyama ayikhathazi abanye abantu kwiingubo ezimdaka, ezinyathelwa kude kuse nokuhlwa endlwini yakhe. La ngamakhoboka! Banokubanjwa! Yintoni enokuba ngcono? Njengomthetho, zonke iingonyama ezisondeleyo ziwela kumzi weembiza zamanzi, ngakumbi abo banemoto okanye abakwaziyo ukuhambisa iwadi kwaye batsala kumgangatho wesithoba ngaphandle kwepiyano ngaphandle kwe-piano. Abaseki, nawe ungahlamba!
Nokuba ukulungiswa kuyalibaziseka, kwaye abakhi batshabalalisiwe - kuba ingonyama, le ayisiyongxaki yokuthuthuzela kwaye ziziphathe. Ingonyama iyothusa ngokupheleleyo ngoncumo lukaJesuit lijika i-cutlets nge-spatula, isohlwaya ingxaki yomvuzo weveki kwaye uziva wonwabile ngokupheleleyo.
Virgo
Virgo lungisa ngokucokisekileyo. "Makhe sibethe iphepha lodonga," sibangela ukuba intombi enyulu ngasonye, kwaye idla-vala-ukuncwina. Ngubani "nje wephepha lephepha nje"? Ke ukutshintsha kwe-wiring-siya kubakhwaza, okanye yintoni? Kwaye kuyimfuneko ukulungelelanisa iindonga. Kunye neziseko ezitsha. Kunye nophahla. Amalengalenga. Ukuba le ntombi inyulu inethuba elincinci lokwenza ngokwabo, ngaphandle kokuqesha abakhi, ke vivie ngokuqinisekileyo iya kwamkelwa.
Kuba iqela lokwakha ngabantu. Kwaye awunakubathemba abantu, kuyenzeka ukuba umntwana uyazi. Ngaphandle kokulungiswa okunyanzelekileyo, ukulungisa ukulungiswa, iingxaki zentombi, ezinzulwini zomphefumlo, ukulungisa ukulungiswa. Kuba intloko lonke lixesha lixakekile kwaye iimvakalelo zibetha ngomphetho. Imvakalelo yobufazi kufuneka njengomoya. KwiVigo ngaphandle kweemvakalelo luhlobo oluthile lweCapricorn.
Libra
Ngemilinganiselo yokulungisa imilinganiselo-luxinzelelo lwegazi lokwenyani, ukuqala ngevenkile yeevenkile ze-Decor. Iinwele ezilishumi elinantlanu. Ishumi elinesihlanu iintlobo ezahlukeneyo zeehadi, iidiliya. Ungayikhetha njani? Zithini iingxaki? Kwaye yayiziintsika zobugqi kuphela, kwaye emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kusekho iimvavanyo, iithayile, i-tile, ikhaphethi, mama, ndifuna ukuphatha. Isikali sinokuchitha iiyure ezine kwivenkile yokwakha, kodwa akukho nto kwaye ingathengi. Kwaye abaphathi beli venkile baya kutshabalalisa omnye komnye egazini, esingasoze sifanelwe ngumthengi ngombuzo: "Ngaba uyakunceda?"
Kwaye isikali, okwangoku, yiya kumyili ukuze uthenge yonke into. Kodwa le jerk ilele i-albhamu ngaphambi kokuba izikali ezineefoto ezenziweyo kwaye icacisa izwi lomntu: "Khetha". Emva koko, isikali esinoncumo
I-Scorpio
I-Scorpio iyalungisa ukuze ingafani nabanye. Akukho pop, i-hardcore kuphela. Bayawathambisa amagumbi abo phantsi kwentshona yasendle, phantsi kwempuma okanye phantsi kwendawo yokuhlala ye-Samurai. AKUKHO BUNGOZI LOKUFUMANEKA! I-Scorpio ngokomyalelo wezinto zokuqhekeza iindonga ukuze ijacuzi imi kwi-balcony.
Ukulala kwi-foam kwaye ujonge isixeko ebusuku-kuba izinto ezinjalo kunye no-Scorpions bokwenyani bazalwe. Ukuba i-Scorpio iyakwazi ukuzoba (kunye nee-scorpions, zihlala,), uya kuvula iindonga. Kodwa nokuba akayazi indlela, iza kuzama ngayo ukwamkela inxaxheba ekhutheleyo kule nkqubo. I-Scorsons ayoyiki umsebenzi ongcolileyo, bayakholelwa ukuba xa inyibilikisi ye-silk peegnochik njenge-acetone - iyonke imbi kakhulu. Ngendlela, hambani kum, iBabe-kwimfumba yamaphephadonga, asizange senze le nto.
I-Sagittarius
I-sagittarius ilungisa i-gody. Kuqoqosho. Ke ngoko, kuya kufuneka ayilawule le nkqubo - akasayi kuqesha i-boream boreau eyenza yonke into iguqukayo. I-Sagittarius iya kufumana uMalume Kesu, owenza oqhelene. Kwaye uya kudlula ngaphesheya komalume, esithi: "Uxolo, nceda," Enkosi kakhulu! " Kwaye "oh, kubonakala ngathi icinyiwe ... hayi? Uxolo, nceda, Enkosi kakhulu! ". Umalume u-Kesha ezi zenzo zengqondo ze-vest ivakalelwa, ke iyakwenza yonke into ekubetheleni (ewe, kukho elinye igama), kwaye ukulungiswa kuya kuba yi-buggy. Emva kweminyaka embalwa, ukudubula kuyadinwa, kwaye uya kusifihla umalume. Kwaye wacela ukuba enze ngaphandle kwe-bilforator - kungenjalo akukho nto iphazamisayo phambi kwabamelwane.