Masithi ufunda onke amanqaku kwi-Intanethi ngendlela yokuba ngumfazi. Ungene kwaye waba. Wenzakalise. Ke eli nqaku alikho ngenxa yakho. Kuba wena, jonga, ntyatyambo. Kwaye eli nqaku labo bangengabo, ewe, kwaye lincwina ebusuku, "yonke into ejikelezileyo yi-esp hout ye-Hut ye-Hut ye-Hut ye-Hut ye-Hut ye-Hut."
Ngapha koko, ilula kakhulu ukuba ngumfazi kwakhona. Sukufuna iisemina ezinqabileyo kunye namaqela enkxaso kumagqabaza kwisithuba: "Ipeyinti, zithini iinwele, ucinga ntoni, zihlobo?" Khumbula nje ngokwaneleyo. Kuba akukho mfazi omnye, owawunenkazana leyo. Kodwa kwimeko ethile, sakhunjulwa kwaye sabhalwa. Ngexesha elizayo ngokutsha ngokutsha-kwaye kwakhona ii-nymphs, ezilula kakhulu.
Nye. Kuyo nayiphi na imeko engaqondakaliyo, hlala kwaye ugquma. Ukugquma kuyaphazamisa abanye, kwaye zenza imeko engaqondakaliyo iyaqondakala, emva koko isonjululwe.
2. Sebenzisa i-sweatshi. Umzekelo, isitulo esingaqhelekanga. Endlini yaphula i-crane? Nika i-gust yokuqala yokungxama emva kweqhosha elihlengahlengisiweyo. Akukho zitshixo. Isitulo sam! Isitulo samathambo apho unokuwa khona, cofa iintende ezitempileni kwaye uncwine. Ncwina kwaye ubize wonke umntu ongakwaziyo. Yitsho ukuba i-crane yaphuka. Ngelixa usithi, umele i-hamster yakho kwiminyaka engamashumi amabini eyadlulayo. Usweleke, abazali bathi wabaleka, kodwa emva koko wafumana inyaniso. Ilizwi liyanyikima? Ngokugqwesileyo.
3. Nje ukuba ulibale isicatshulwa "Ndiyayicoca i-router ukwenza inethiwekhi enamandla ngakumbi." Sifundisa isicatshulwa "Khange ndicofe!"
ezine. Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni, yithi "Oh!", Andiyi kuphosana.
Ntlanu. Murzni! Kuya kufuneka ubeke. NakwiCaribbean. NakwiSauna. Uyintombazana, kufuneka uphose emagxeni ngesiFrentshi.
6. Akukho zingxobo zebhokisi yebhokisi. I-Yoghurt kunye neqela le-dill-kanye kanye. Sithini isidlo sangokuhlwa, sithandwa? Dill. Iluncedo kwaye ayinzima.
7. Khohlwa malunga nempahla entle. Akukho bhumli. Ii-Studs, i-skirt emxinwa. Ngapha koko, zizinto eziphilayo kuzo. Kwaye kuphela amantombazana ava ubunzima, ihashe line-rurrow yokubandezeleka kube kanye.
Sibhozo. Musa ukuvumela iingcebiso. Intombi ibizwa kwaye icela icebiso ngesihloko: "Ucinga ukuba uza kundiphosa ntoni okanye hayi?". Ungaphenduli! Thetha: Owu, ndisiba mbi, ndiyamamela ...
Thoba . Tshisa ukonga kosapho kwi-SPA. Le asiyo "rubled?", Kunye notyalo-mali. Ngotyalo-mali lobufazi. Uya kuyakhathalela ukuthanda, kwaye emphefumlo uya kuba neqhayiya ngokuba yonke iKleliyazana emfazwe, unentili yesilivere.
10. Ukuthula kwaye uncume. Esi sisixhobo sokubulala, ukubulala. Iyure yokuqala enesiqingatha inesiqingatha sinzima ukuba sizenze cwaka, kodwa emva koko uyiqhele.
Shumi elinanye. Ipaki hayi apho ufuna khona, kwaye apho ikhoyo. Kwaye uncwina, ncwina.
12. Ukuba umyeni wagula-akukho sidingo sikagqirha, sukufuna ithemometha, inaliti, iviniga kunye nokufudumeza. Kufuneka uhlale phantsi kwaye uhlebe: "Ungafa nje."
13. Ukuma kwi-Slab nge-phydmymy ebomvu-oku kuyinto eqhelekileyo. Owona mphetho ulungileyo, njengoko usazi, amadoda, kwaye ubuyisela izikhonkwane. I-varnish yesidenge, akafuni ukome.
Shumi elinane. Usenokukhala emva kwesondo. Kodwa lo ngowona mqhubi uphakamileyo, asazi ukuba njani.
Shumi elinantlanu. Ungavumeli ukuba udideke. Apha, masithi, ndifunde eli nqaku ndifunda othando lwakho, ndenza ubuso benkukhu kunye nokudumisa ngelizwi lomntu: "Lo ayisiyo ubuqhetseba." Kwaye awulahleki! Hayi, utshilo, uyandiqhina, xoxa ukuba lo luphawu, ngoko ke ndifune ndiveze i-crane, ndikubona. Into enje.