Akukho namnye ongaguquki, kukho abo bangawanga, besithi i-Gynics. Singavumelani kakhulu nabo. Kodwa umdla uthabatha eyakhe. Sabuthandabuza abafundi bethu malunga namabali ngenkani, apho baphuma babhinqiswa njengenxalenye yonxantathu wothando, kwaye iphuma njani inyaniso. Okanye wathabatha kwaye akaphumi.
Ulophula ngabom ukunxila kwingubo ngaphakathi, utshilo ngentombazana intombi ukuba i-bras yayizama ukuya kum. Amaxesha ayehlwempuzekile, kwaye i-busty ithengwe kwi-wadis emva koko.
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Ungaze utshintshe. Kodwa ndaqhatha umyeni wangaphambili. Nentombazana awayedibana nayo phambi kwam. Kunyaka wesibini, umtshato wambiza waza wacela ukudibana. Kubiza ukuba le ntombazana wayebuhlungu, ethambile kwaye ethambile kakhulu. Kwaye ndisasebenza njenge-cascadeer.Ndaya kuye entendelezweni, kwaye undixelela ukuba xa ndafowunayo umyeni wam phezolo kwaye wayengenakungena kuye, balala. Ndiphakamise ishiya ndamnika ukuba aqalise ukubaleka ngelixa ndicinga ezintathu. Wayemkile wathi apho bekungayi kuqhubela phambili, kwaye akayifuni nje ukuba ebemkile, kodwa wayembilile. "Fumana, uSanta Barbara!" Ndacinga ndaya kulinda umyeni wam ekhaya.
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Ukulala kwimbalelwano yomyeni wangaphambili ogciniweyo kugcino lwekhompyuter kwidiski ngeposi, ulibale ukuthumela. Bendijonge ngabom, njengoko ndandiqalisa ukukrokrela kakhulu, kwaye ndafumana, kunjalo. Yayiyi-ICQ.
Ubuzwe kwi-windows- ithetha ukuthini? Iqalile, yavunywa. Yahlulwe.
Uninzi lwazo zonke ukuba kuloo mbalelwano andibize "inkomo yam", nangona ndandingazange ndilibale ngaphezulu kwe-52 kg. Ewe, ubuncinci bendiza kuyibiza ibhokhwe, okanye ke-inkomo!
Ngalo gizelle, naye, akazange aphile, nangona umntwana wayenexesha lokuzithanda de satshata. Ewe, siqhawule umtshato, kwaye yonke into yaphuka. Ngoku loo ntsapho intsha, indoda, nomxhaphazi lowo, omnye umntwana, kwaye owawokuqala okwesibini usele wedwa. Oku kuyinyani, ndiyacinga.
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Kwaye ukuba uvula umnyango egumbini, kwaye kukho i-gude yakho ye-dude enentombazana yangaphandle-indlela yokubala? Mna ngokwam ngokwam asifihli okanye andizange ndiwe. "Yonke into engekho mthethweni" isebenza kakuhle.***
Nje ukuba ndinenoveli enendoda etshatileyo, kakuhle, njengenoveli, iveki yesondo yesondo, ethe cwaka. Nasekuthelekeni kwethu sabahlobo neentsapho. Ngandlel 'ithile umfazi wakhe waqalisa ukukhalaza ngaye, ukuba ivila, kubonakala ngathi, kwaye ndilumkile, ndinesisa, ndithanda kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithanda kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithandakile kwaye ndithanda nesithandwa nesiziyo kakuhle! Phola kamva kwaye wongeza athi: "Thetha".
Umfazi akazange aphendule, nangayiphi na imeko, ahlala kunye.
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I-classic: ithethe ephupheni.***
Khange nditshintshe, ndatshintsha mna. Ndandihlala kumazantsi edolophu, isithandwa sam - eMoscow, sasebenza zombini kwiReutovo- oku kumbindi phakathi kwelali yam kunye nesikhululo seKhada. Ngaphezu koko, bendisebenza kwii-NGOs zobunjineli boomatshini-ibhokisi enkulu yomkhosi, kwaye ukwimodeli encinci, apho yayikhona umsebenzi.
Mna, kuthetha ukuhlala kwiholo enkulu. Isiqingatha sihlala isebe lethu - abantu abangama-20, isiqingatha, ngasemva kweekholamu - ummelwane, abanye abantu abangama-20. Kwathi kwisebe elikufuphi kukho umhlobo wakhe, apho ngandlel 'ithile landiqonda ndaze ndachitha.
Emva komsebenzi, bendithula cwaka kwi-PO PABEEL kwaye ukuvalwa kwakulinde ukuvalwa. Andazi, mhlawumbi ndibhalwe ebunzini bam?
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Umakhulu xa ebuyayo ekufudukayo nge-43, engcwaba intombi enye, yafumana umongikazi kumyeni wakhe ebhedini yakhe. Umakhulu wathi "Yonke into, ndibuyile," kwaye ndibeka i-nanny emnyango kwinto leyo yayiyintoni. Into awayithethayo ecaleni komyeni wakhe, ibali lithe cwaka.***
Wayenenoveli enendoda etshatileyo. Yonke into yayilungile, intle, ibiza, ngcatha, njengeefilimu. Njengamaxesha onke, watsho ukuba akukho sini nomfazi wakhe, kudala ndithanda kwaye yonke loo nto. Bakhona, ngaphandle kokusilela kwesondo somntwana wesithathu. Ewe, ewe. Ndikholwe.
Waqhekeza ekugqibeleni. Isiphumo sezovezo ezinje nge-90%; Amatyala amiselwe kwangaphambili. Bendihlala iinyanga ezimbalwa ngokungathi akukho nto yenzekileyo. Kwaye ileta ikwi-elektroniki evela kumfazi wayo. Ubhala ngakumbi, ayinakukwazi, ukuba baqhekeze ukuba ndingayikhetha kwaye ndiphile ngolonwabo kwaye ngovuyo, kwaye andinazikhalazo. Ewe kunjalo, ndamphendula ukuba asithethi kwakudala nako konke oko. Kodwa soze kule noveli kwaye emva kwakhe uGakho, uMerzko wandenzakalisa, ngokungathi ufunda ileta kaTogo.
Kutheni kunjalo:? Kuba ndiqonda ngequbuliso ukuba iinyembezi zam, iintlungu, iSMS efihliweyo, iifowuni ezilahliweyo, kwilizwi, yonke into eyayiyenzelwa yonke intsapho ingenanto. Zonke iintlungu zam, iinyembezi zam, ukuhlaselwa kwekratshi-zachitha. Ngokubanzi, baqhawule umtshato ngokubanzi.
Ngokubanzi, ungaze ube ngaphezulu.
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Ewe, ukuba uyathandana ngokufutshane, unyaka wentombazana yentombazana yayinomfana, lo mntu wafumana into entle, kwaye wasebenzisa. Rhoqo ngonyaka besisiya kumnyhadala we-Ibhiza, i-tusyli kunye nokuzonwabisa. Kwesinye leminyaka wayeneminyaka engaphezulu kwenye indlela wayenengxaki (ngenkcitho yomfana) omnye umntu ngaphezulu. Kwindawo enye, kwi-Ibhiza eneemeko ezithile, badibana nabahlobo abaqhelekileyo, ababengabonakala ngathi baya apho ngenxa yentlupheko. Kwaye emva koko kwakufumanisa ukuba le ntombazana ngenkcitho yalo mfo ithathiwe apho intanda yakhe ithandekayo nabahlobo, ngenxa yoko, ukubulala i-cache yemeko ye-ibiza, ngaphandle kokulibala ngakumbi . "Ukuze ubenzele ntoni."***
Umyeni wam ngandlela thile waqala ukubandezeleka neKorea. Ibhedi ayifikanga, kodwa ndiyithengile ilula: bema emgceni kwivenkile kwaye ngaphambili yayiyimbonakalo yentombazana yaseAsia. Ndihambele ukuba umyeni wam waqhekeza, Amehlo elifu, ahamba apho kubonakala khona, wagoduka kwinkampani ebizwa ngokuba yinethiwekhi yoluntu. Kodwa akayazi indlela yokuntywila.
Kwaye i-dude yokugqibela yam yayiveza kwaphela. Eyona nto ihlekisayo bendihlala ndilala nabantwana bakhe kwaye ndide ndimtyelele eMaloyaroves Land. Kodwa bonke abarhanelayo baphendula bathi: Uyakhetha? Singabahlobo noSasha, ucinga ukuba ucinga njani?
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Em nje wobutsha bendiqhelisela bi. Yintoni eyona mpawu, nabahlobo, andizange ndibenolwalamano olunjalo kubophelele yonke loo nto ukuba kube lusizi ukuthetha ngozuko - ke, ubuhlobo obukhoyo bafunyanwa, kunoko. Kodwa enye yeentombi yayitshatile. Kwaye umyeni wasiginya phantse ebhedini - wabetha isibini, wabuya ngaphambi kokuba injalo. Ewe, oko kukuthi, ukuba awazi ngocando lwethu, kusenokwenzeka ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuba uyithathele i-hugs engathathi cala, kodwa kuyayazi yonke into ngomfazi wakhe, ubuncinci. Uye wandixelela ukuba akanamona kumantombazana ...Ngelo xesha akazange athethe nto - yenza ngathi akaqondi ukuba akaqondi nanto. Kodwa ukusukela ngala mhla waqalisa ukudala. Kudala kuye kuya kuba kukuvalwa kweGesshtalta. Kodwa andizange ndizi nje ukuba ndiziphathe naye: Andizange ndivumele isazela ukuba sikhohlise intombi (nenye intombazana - ngokulula, kodwa ngomyeni wam sele lilishishini elahlukileyo). Kwelinye icala, yena akayenzi into enye? Ke kutheni kungenjalo? Ewe, ewe, yedwa, yena, endaweni yoko, uyathanda, ukuba kukho nantoni na, ndinganikezela ngeseti.
Ngokubanzi, ndadutyulwa ngokukodwa kwaye bengazi ukuba ndenze ntoni. Ekugqibeleni ndacebisa ukuba singamashumi amathandathu-kunye nenkosikazi yakhe: emva koko, olu hlobo lweengxaki - ukuziphatha - kwakungasekho nantoni na ... kodwa apha sele ikhwele into. Ngaba ingaba wayefuna kanye into ebizwayo, andipheni ukuze ndicinge ukuba ndingenise umntu, okanye yintoni nje ephuma nje kuluhlu lwayo lokwamkelwa.
Ngokubanzi, yayiyimvakalelo yokuba unokuvuma kamva. Kodwa asinalo ixesha elaneleyo: Bamkile - kwaye, njengamva, yayikukhulula, kunye neziphelo. Iminyaka embalwa eyadlulayo yafunda ukuba basahlala kunye, kubonakala ngathi-nabantwana ...
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Ndaba nenoveli, kwaye uhlobo oluthile lobuso sasibona ngokucacileyo, kwaye ndathumela umyeni wam u-Arenymous ukuba athumele i-imeyile ngedilesi entle! Ngongaziwa, le ndoda yayithiya yathiwa iqabane lam emsebenzini, nangona iminyaka emibini wayengasekho, kwaye kwakungekho nto iphambili. Eqinisekile ukuba umyeni wakhe eqinisekile ukuba yayiyinto ehlekisayo, umbhali waseAziwayo wayengasabonisi kamva, kodwa woyika kakhulu.
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Umyeni wam waqhubeka nohambo lweshishini, ndandimthanda umyeni wam, kwaye andikwazanga ukuxhathisa into entle, enomtsalane. Umyeni ubuyile, ngeloveli yayiphelile, yema nje ngesondo nomntu omuhle, eneneni. Bahlala kwi-ppppec enye yeqela, ekucacileyo, emahlangeni baqala ukutyibilika. Kum, "nje ngesondo" nje besisoloko (siphantsi koKhuseleko) njengesidlo nje esihle ", sihle kwaye yonke into itshaya apho ayatshaya khona kwiimvakalelo, inkxaso", hayi kwi-phyology. Indoda yakanye ibuze nje: "Uye walala noK.?" Ndizithanda amehlo athembekileyo, ndathi: "Ewe, ntoni?" Ngesizathu sokuba ngexesha lengcaciso, inyanga enesiqingatha, uzingcungcutheka "ngokunyaniseka", kwaye ngeloxesha lokubuya komyeni (iiveki ezimbini), ndanikwa ndaze ndaqwalaselwa Iwotshi ngaphambi kokuba ubuye, xa ebuyayo - wakhawuleza waya entanyeni yakhe.Indoda kwiintsuku ezimbalwa emva kokuba inkcazo yahamba. Kwaye ndankqonkqoza yonke ekwindla, ndawaphatha imithambo yam, i-buhala kwaye ndingahambi ngokudakumba.
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Umyeni uchithekile ngokungxamisekileyo, ukusuka apho kuthatha khona iindawo ezintsha, ekugqibeleni kwaqala ukusika izipikili emilenzeni nasekuguneni. Ndifike ngokuhlwa ukuya emsebenzini, akunjalo. Kodwa kwikhompyuter yokusebenza, engaphandle kwegama lokugqitha, yonke imbalelwano. Uqhawule umtshato.
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Ndibhale umntu oqheleneyo malunga naloo mfo ukuba wajongana neklabhu yaseSwinder. Ndakhe ndangcungcutheka kakhulu kwizinto ezifunyanisiweyo. Ke kutheni enye into ibhalile ukuba wayenomhla endaweni yeeklasi zokudanisa, kodwa eneneni wayekumdaniso ngaloo mhla (ngokuhlonitshwa kweholide wonke umntu efotwe). Ke andiqondanga, okanye walala njani, okanye waxoka kakhulu, wayeka ukunxibelelana naye.***
Intombi ijongile umyeni wakhe, ngandlela thile kuphela emva kwentlanganiso kunye nomfana, nomyeni wakhe bagobe njalo njalo. Uye wangqengqeleka, kwaye wathi wayesondela ekuqaleni. Kwaye ndenze kakuhle, uthixo wayo wagqiba kwelokuba ashiye ikhondom ngaphakathi.
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