Ukuba iipics ziphume ephepheni, ke, amakhwenkwe aya kuqokelela kwaye aqokelele kwaye atshise ngePompey kwi-Grevskaya Square. Kulungile, okanye ebomvu. Kodwa kuba imifanekiso yephepha lemithetho, asisithathi. Ke ngoko, sinako ukubhala malunga nokuba amantombazana aphinda achithe njani into.
1. I-Sidushka Unit
U-Alfa no-Omega ukuqhuma komsindo wamantombazana. Oko kungabonakala - umntu omdala. Umphathi wentengiso wonke, umzekelo. Ukhumbula iimpawu zazo zonke iitanki kwi-WOT. Ukhumbula etshisa intliziyo. Khumbula, apho kwakukho imvukelo ekukhulayo phantsi kobunkokeli beSpatis. Kodwa ngalo mzuzu, xa ufuna ukolula isandla sakho kwaye usezantsi esi sihlalo sokudakumba - ukusilela. Umngxunya omnyama kwimemori. Ivumile.
2. Iisokisi
Iisokisi zingumfanekiso onjalo. Umdaka kwaye usasazeke konke konke akunyanzelekanga ukuba ube ziisokisi ukufaka. Ngakumbi iminqweno, xa intshukumo ekhanyayo engcolileyo inobuchule phantsi kwebhedi - kwaye ngokungathi akukho nto imdaka endlwini. Amehlo kuphela anobuqhetseba: O-LO, njengoko ndabetha wonke umntu.
3. Iitanki
"Owu, sithandwa, sele usekhaya, upholile, ndisekuhlaseleni." Kwaye intombazana sisikhalazo malunga: "Yaphula ubuncinci." Ingxaki yeetanki ayisiyo kuphela ukuba inkwenkwe ingaya apho iminyaka kwaye yabhadula, ikhwaza imagama emangalisayo. Ingxaki yeetanki ikakhulu ilele kwinto yokuba ngumdlalo we-Intanethi. Kwaye, oko kuthetha ukuba imeko "O, mhle, ndifomatha ngengozi idiski enzima, kodwa ndikuthanda kakhulu." Andiyi kuyisombulula ingxaki.
4. Ukutshintsha amajelo
Intombazana inokubukela ibhola. Intombazana inokubukela i-hockey. Intombazana inokubukela nantoni na - ugxile kwinto eyenzekayo kwaye emva kwemibuzo eliqela eyothusayo, efana nokucacisa imibuzo, efana ne-GOSTE, kodwa uyolo. Kodwa intombazana ayikwazi ukugxila ukuba iziteshi zitshintshe kube kanye kwimizuzwana eli-10. Kodwa unokubulala.
5. UMNIKI Uhamba ngeenqwelomoya
Okanye ngokubanzi uhamba ze. Kukho ingxaki yokuba abafazi bancoma - intsomi eqhelekileyo, uxolo ukuba umntu wenzekile ngoku nokuthuka. Kodwa ayikhuthazi konke konke. Indoda emnyama, enyanisweni, ibukeka intle. Kwaye iimvavanyo ziyahamba xa ukuhamba kutsala umdla, ikati ikakhulu.
6. Inkukhu
Isidlo sangokuhlwa emva kwesiqingatha seyure, kodwa hayi. Kuyimfuneko ukufikelela, kukushenxisa kude kwifriji, ubambe i-Baton Sasears kwaye uthulule egumbini, u-urcha. Kwaye intombazana enjalo i-chinki injalo, khachapuri naseBorch. Kwaye inkwenkwana ke iyakhazimla esihlalweni sakhe kwigumbi lokuhlala kwisoseji kwaye aliqondi ukuba kutheni ikati inokubakho, kodwa akanguye. Ikati nayo ayinakwenzeka!
7. Izinyo
Ityhubhu evulekileyo apho i-rashelfillar emhlophe. I-fatfillar enkulu enamafutha amhlophe. Sele ilungele ukumbamba kwintombazana kwaye irhuqa. I-Strangle kwisaphulelo esinzulu kwaye silila: "Nkosi, unam?"
8. Ukudanisa ujikeleze isipili
Le yinkqubo yonke. Okokuqala kufuneka uvuke phambi kwesipili kwiprofayile kwaye utsala isisu. Kwaye kunje. Emva koko ukuze ube kwi-FAS, phakamisa izandla zakho zigobile kwii-ellows zakho kunye ne-ticeps. Kwaye kukhanya kwanelisekile. Njengokuthi-ndiyindawo yentsimbi. Kwaye emva koko kuza ijika lehempe emhlophe: enye ibeka kuqala, emva koko enye isusiwe kwaye inxibe. Ke ngokulandelayo: "Yintoni ebhetele?". Andazi. Esi mabini. Mhlophe. Ihempe.
9. Singxamile!
Kwiiyure ezintathu ngaphambi kokuphuma kwiNdlu, inkwenkwe iza nabani na ukubanjwa intombazana kwaye ngelishwa athi: "Singxamile, sihamba." Intombazana ihamba ngokunyaniseka. Kwaye kwisibini ngaphambi kokuphuma, inkwenkwe ifunda iindaba, iphendula izimvo ezibalulekileyo kwi-Facebook, ijonge amaqhosha emotweni, icombulula izihlangu kwaye yenza iziqwenga ezininzi. Kwaye ke ugqibe, ujongane nentombazana kwaye ubuza, aphakamise izwi: "Sihambe okanye sinjalo ?!" I-R-R-R-R-R 6.
10. Kozhenkanki
Ucinga ukuba iyayenza loo nto. Ukugxothwa ngokungagungqiyo, ngokungenamsebenzi, ngokungagungqiyo ngokunqakraza kwi-engile. Ewe, nangona kunjalo, ukuba sikhulule izindlu ze-grenostral.
11. Incwadi enomdla kakhulu.
Ezilele kwindlu yangasese. Inamaphepha angama-500, kwaye kude kube lelokugqibela ayisayi kujikwa, inkwenkwe ekuphumezeni kwakhe ukuthobeka ayiphumi. Ke inkwenkwe enekratshi kwaye ijongene nokujonga abadibeneyo, hayi, hayi, kwaye i-bryayoknet: "I-pelevin yokugqibela inobuThixo nje ... awukafundanga? Ewe, unjani. " Kwaye intombazana yakhe iyancuma ngoncumo olufileyo. Kuba uyazi-ngathi.
12. Ingubo
Ephupheni, inkwenkwe icinga ukuba uyinkosazana yaseIndiya. Engakwazi ukusebenza ngokuqhelekileyo, ukuba ayisilele kwimigangatho ye-SARI ye-SARI. Isibakala sokuba inkwenkwe ekuseni iyavuka, ingqina kuphela ukuba amantombazana anomonde kakhulu kwaye akathambeki kugonyamelo.
13. TV!
U-Snores. Hayi kancinci. Ulele kwisofa kunye nokuntywila. Encumile ephupheni. Intle kakhulu. Kodwa kwakamsinya nje intombazana ingena i-tiptoe kwaye itshintshe i-Canal, ilizwi elichwayitileyo nelikhathazayo liviwe: "Endijongeka".
14. Isifuba
Ukuba phumla kwaye uyeke ukulawula indawo ejikeleze wena, inkwenkwe inokutsiba ngenxa yesicaka, ibambe isifuba sakho kwintombazana, idideke nge-kwandise. Okanye ngenhlama. Okanye ngebhola. Ngokubanzi, akunakwenzeka ukuba usebenzise konke oku, ngelixa ndicela i-mampens.
15. I-hamak
Izidleke zihlala zisula amabhinqa? Ha ha ha. Iidreyini kwaye ihlambe inkwenkwe ithule i-mink. Ukuba ushukumisa ikhibhodi yekhompyuter, unokuphila kwiintsalela zenyanga malunga nesiqingatha. Kwaye ukuba ugcina intsimi ngaphakathi kwe-1 m. Ukusuka kwikhompyuter, unokuvula ivenkile yezitya. Hlamba (engasoloko inokwenzeka) kwaye ivuliwe.
