Ukholo ingca, ukhuphele iBitsuhu, yiya kulala ngo-21: 00 kwaye uzole, uzolile. Asazi ukuba zinjani iimagazini ze-cyborgs ezipapasha ezi ngcebiso. Abafundi bePics baphilayo abantu kunye nobukumkani abuqulunqwa. Ke ngoko, siqokelele imigaqo yesom yokusondeza ngaphandle kokuqina.
1. I-DOLK lemon emanzini
Okokuqala, intle kwaye i-bonton. Okwesibini, ijusi engathandekiyo, i-lemon (kwane-rocot) inciphisa i-acidity kwisisu osifumeneyo, ukondla umkhondo uyakwazi kwaye ithathe ikofu kwinqanaba lemveliso.
2. Gqibezela yonke into
Kwivenkile yokutyela, i-cutlets kunye nolunye uhlobo lweHarch ukuba libe licala kumatrasi ukusuka nakweyiphi na imifuno. Ukuze iiplate zazilula ukuhlamba, mhlawumbi. Usesandleni sakho - tya yonke into, kwaye namagqabi nayo. Wena ke, ekugqibeleni, uhlawule. Apha amaphetshana, kukho i-biflet-ke ndiyifumene ireyithi yakho yemihla ngemihla yeevithamini yeqela, ngaphandle koxinzelelo kunye nokudakumba, ngaphandle kwanto isebenza kwaphela.
3. Vula iwindow ngokuhlwa
Ngelixa uthanda ilanga kwaye umamele i-Twitter raven, igumbi lingena umoya kwaye lupholile kancinci. Kwaye oogqirha bathi ukulala ngokupholile kungcono.
4. I-WEKI-TOKI
Ngelixa uthetha ngefowuni, usike isangqa esijikeleze igumbi njenge tiger kwikheji. Uninzi olu lunceda ukugxila. Kwaye amanyathelo amaninzi angaphezu kwe-1 calorie.
5. Rhoqo iinyawo
Ngesizathu esinye, musa ukuhlala kwisinyusi ukuba ufuna ukukhwela okanye uye ezantsi ukuya kwimigangatho nje embalwa, kwaye ungagxothi unobhala wephepha elilele kwigumbi elilandelayo. Unokude uyekwe kwenye into ngaphambili, ukuba indlela ayisebenzi ecaleni kwendawo efakwe kumzi mveliso.
6. Musa ukukhwela i-injini yokukhangela kwitrafti nganye
Uyazazi, ngubani igama lomdlali we-ACCCONjaja kwaye ngubani esinekomkhulu yeKazakhstan apha. Uqeqesho oluncinci lweenkumbulo aluyi kwenzakalisa. Uninzi lombulelo, ke, enkosi, emva kweminyaka engama-50, xa wonke umntu owayengavalwanga nguGoogle, ewe enesifo sengqondo esixhalabisayo kunye nokunganyangeki.
7. Epati, i-cocktails enxilisayo kunye notywala
Ngokuqhelekileyo sinekrele e-mojito enye emva kwenye, kungekuko ngenxa yokuba siphupha sidibanise kwaye sibambe etafileni, kodwa ngenxa yokuba kungabikho ndawo ngaphandle kweglasi. Ngelixa ufumana igesi enesiraphu, isibindi sinexesha lokujongana nesiqithi sexesha elide, kwaye abanye abakwazi ukukhwela kuwe ngombuzo "ungasela ?!"
8. Thatha ixesha ngaphandle
Mfutshane, kodwa yonke imihla. Imizuzu eli-10 yokuthe cwaka kwaye ubumnyama (ngokukhethekileyo) iphantse yalala imizuzu engama-40 ibuyisela ithoni yemisipha, kwaye ubuchopho bucaciswa. Ifowuni icinyiwe, imask emehlweni enkqonkqoze, ingabi nazimpungelelo - ezindlebeni naseValya kwiLizwe langaphandle.
9. Guqula iswekile kwi-sweed
Kuyinto emnandi kwaye kukho iivithamini ezinamavili afumanekayo.
10. Yenza ukupheka
Apho, iisaladi zihlala iiveki kwaye iinkukhu zikhutshiwe kwioyile, esakhunjulwa nguBrezhnev. Kwaye ukuze incasa yeesoseji ze-Boing ayizivanga lula, ii-cunctions zithengisa ngobuqili bengcambu kunye neviniga. UStirham ngokwayo, ukhawuleza, ulula kwaye uluncedo. Kwaye ihamba ngendlela engeyiyo!
11. Iqabaka.
I-Gogoni ikulayishe nge-peas, ipepile kunye nolunye uhlaza Ngendlela, faka isicelo kwaye womiswe kwifriji. Ngexesha elifanelekileyo, oku kunokuthululelwa kwipani yokuthambisa kwaye ufumane indalo yendalo. Kwaye awunyanzelekanga ukuba ulwe nobuvila, ethi emva kosuku lokusebenza alufuni ukucoca i-carrot, kodwa ifuna ukutsala uthotho lwe-burger.
12. Thintela iipleyiti ezincinci
Ubungakanani be-xs. Izazinzulu zaseMelika uBrian Willink noKurt Den Wanterm iqonde ukuba abo batyayo kwiipleyiti ezincinci bakhawuleza ngakumbi kunamaplanga abaneenqwelomoya. Kungekudala awuyi kuba ne-xs, kodwa neyokunxiba i-xs.
13. Ikhowudi yosuku olumnyama
Ngapha koko, uya kuthanda usizi olumnandi, ngenxa yoko uyenze mnandi, kuya kubakho ikhekhe eliqhelekileyo chocolate. Iziqhamo ezomileyo kunye nedlelo-nantsi indlela yethu.
14. Ikofu ye-pei emgceni
Ikomityi ye-Espresso ihamba ngesantya esincinci, kwaye ngelixa sihamba ukusuka ekhaya ukuya kwindawo engaphantsi uya kutshisa ngakumbi iikhalori.
15. Thenga i-rigid rod kwintambo yenqanawa okanye into enjalo
I-Mascges enjalo indawo yokuhlambela iphosa ulusu, iphucule ukujikeleza kwegazi kunye nokuzabalaza kunye neselfowuni. Kwaye ngaphandle kwekhrim ngamaxabiso aphelileyo.
16. Gcina iTV kunye ne-laptop kude nekhitshi
Kwaye abayi kuphinda baphonononge iti kubo, kwaye kuya kuba ngaphantsi, kuba ukungqubana kwengqondo kuyayilandela kakhulu ukuba bangaphike kangaka iipali. Apha uHeidi Klum, umzekelo, akaze ahlukane nebhokisi kwisidlo sangokuhlwa, wayethetha.
