Ke, amandla omyolo kwinqindi elinye, inkqubo yovalo kwenye inqindi, amehlo ajongisisa, yenze i-inhale-exhale - wayiqhuba! Sivelisa ubungakanani obukhali bukhali ukusuka kwinqanaba "Chef, ingcinga" kwinqanaba "akukho mntu ulityelweyo, akukho nto ilityelweyo"!
Ngobuchule
Nye. Yenza ukutya. Kuyacetyiswa ukuba ukulibale ukuba uphi ukuze tu kunyaka omtsha wavuma ulonwabo olutsha.
2. Jonga uluhlu lokutya okukhawulezayo. Thatha isigqibo sokungaphumi ubunzima.
3. Wabonakala kumhlathi 2. hlula uvuyo. Hlela kwakhona le nqanaba ingama-50. Kwaye womelele ngakumbi ukubhena. Yitya ipipi.
ezine. Yila yonke indlela oya kulwa ngayo wonke umntu kubusuku obubulalayo.
Ntlanu. Ukulandelela yonke impahla ukuze ingafumani le nto-Ah-Ah, ukugada, ukunxiba, iGypsum Susa, amagqabi abathengi!
6. Kunye neeTights nazo, ewe.
7. Zithengele i-lipstick ebomvu.
Sibhozo. Sebenzisa izatifikethi zeSipho ekufuneka zisetyenziswe ngaphambi kokuphela konyaka, kwaye emva koko ziya kujika zibe yithanga.
Thoba. Khumbula yonke into eyi-31 kwimini yeshumi elinanye (okanye kancinci, okanye kamva) inokujika ibe yithanga. Yongeza.
10. Bhalisa kwi-hairteerser.
Ukuhombisa
Shumi elinanye. Thumela indoda ngomthi weKrisimesi. Mamela zonke iinketho ezicatshuliweyo kwikhathuni kwaye hayi kuphela.
12. Ukuxelela umyeni wam yonke into ocinga ngayo ngaye nale nto ayifunayo kunyaka olandelayo ulibale. Thenga umthi weKrisimesi. Kulungile, okanye into enjengale nto kangangoko unakho.
13. Vula zonke iidrowa kwaye ulahle konke okungeyomfuneko. Ungayiqwalaseli apha endleleni!
Shumi elinane. Tsala ibhokisi ngemihlobiso endala. Intaba. Umakhulu we-deer waxhoma umyeni wakhe ngaphezulu kwekhompyuter.
Shumi elinantlanu. Utat'omkhulu wekotoni kaMoroz kwithuba lekhulu lokuya kwi-patch kwaye wafaka enye enentlonipho, kodwa ingeyondawo ibalulekileyo kakhulu.
Shumi elinesthandathu. Thenga imihlobiso emitsha kwenye indlela.
17. Khumbula ukuba izitya zikwindlela eyahlukileyo-kwaye uthele enye iseti. Okokuqala kutyumba isipho.
Shumi elinesibhozo. A-Ah! I-DOV-R-r-ki! Yiya apho, apho kungabikho kude kwaye kwindawo enye ithengiswa inkunkuma eninzi yenkunkuma eyahlukileyo kwaye uthenge ibhegi yakhe.
Shumi elinethoba. Kukho nokuthenga kwakhona ukupakisha iidamisi zokuqokelela izipho ze-Eestore, kwaye hayi njengezihlala.
Amashumi amabini. Ngokukhawuleza kuthatha izipho ubuncinci njengamaxesha onke.
Ukonakala
21. Thenga iithokheni zenja, xa uqhekeza intloko yakhe iya kubaleka ngenxa yendawo ethe tyaba ngenxa yeengqungquthela ze-hard.
22. Thenga, ngenene, iingqungquthela ze-PETDA.
23. Thenga amatikiti kuMama. Ukubuyiselwa kwakhona kwamatikiti ukuya elwandle kunye nobomi beshelfu yencwadana yokundwendwela.
24. Yiya kwingubo entsha. (Akukho nto yesiqendu 4-5. Isinxibo esitsha azonakaliswa nakubani na.) Ukuthenga ubuncinci babilitha abatsha.
25 Thenga ibhokisi ye-champagne, i-alka-zeltser kunye ne-borjmla.
26. Thenga ibhokisi ye-caviar!
27. Thenga iibhokisi ezimbini ze-tangelines (enye isatshixiwe ngokukhawuleza). Kunye nento evela kwi-allergies.
28. I-percussion kwaye iphinde ibuyise ikhithi yoncedo yokuqala ngokomgaqo.
29. Thenga abantwana iithoyi zomda. Ukukhupha izahlulo ezincinci. Ewe, bona, eKoroeding, ukutsiba ngo-7 kusasa kaJanuwari, bakrexeza.
Amashumi amathathu. Thenga amatikiti e-corades yomthi weKrisimesi. Vumela umthi weKrisimesi.
Tyhafile
31. Ukubaluleka kweshishini emsebenzini.
32. Hlawula zonke iintlobo zeeakhawunti. Kuba ke ubuncinci ubuncinci inyanga ayiyi kwenza ngaphambili iakhawunti.
33. Bhala uluhlu lwe "fumanisa amatyala".
34. Bala imali yeholide-kwaye uthathe isigqibo sokungasasaze amatyala.
35 Ingxowa ethengiweyo ye-bulfsit ye-bullshit yesipho kwaye isayine ntoni.
I-36 Khumbula ukuba ndilulibale utitshala we-Kindergarten kunye nonina-i-in-in-in-kwaye uthatha ingqalelo ngokungxamisekileyo wonke umntu.
37. Ukucela umngeni kunye nabahlobo malunga nezinto zemibhiyozo: Ngubani, ukuba ngubani na, apho sidibana khona, ukuba ngequbuliso, ukuba ngequbuliso.
38. Susa eflethini. Okanye umntu oza kuqesha kule nto. Unyaka omtsha.
39. Yenza ukutya okude okudlala ngaphambi kwexesha, uhlobo lwekomityi yesiNgesi okanye indlela othetha ngayo apho.
40. Thumela ukuvuyisana nazo zonke izalamane zomvundla.
Okokugqibela
41. Sela noogxa.
42. Yenza i-pedicure yoNyaka oMtsha kwaye ihlaze zonke iintombi.
43. Ukuhlobisa ngefestile yabantwana ngekhephu lekhephu.
44. Ukuhombisa ngento efanelekileyo ikati.
45. Bhala uluhlu lwemicimbi yeholide.
46. Yahlula uluhlu lwamatyala kwaye ubhale uluhlu lokuzonwabisa kwikhefu.
47. Funda kwakhona uluhlu kwaye uqiniseke ukongeza kuyo: "Ukulala kwisofa ngepakethi yeefilimu zoNyaka oMtsha woNyaka." Yenza isangqa kwimarike ebomvu.
48. Impompo imovie ehambelana nevidiyo.
49. Rhoxisa uluhlu lokudlala lonyaka omtsha.
Amashumi amahlanu. I-nyibilikisi ibe kukukhanya.
I-51. Ukuwa ngaphandle kotywina kwaye uvule ibhokisi yokuqala yotywala ngoDisemba 29. Le yindlela epholileyo kakhulu, kanye esele ivavanywa nguhlelo lwethu. Ngelixa sifunda kwi-lilac hangover inkungu - kunye ne-OPA! Molo, unyaka omtsha! Kwaye ndisele wonke uMnumzana Gotov!