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Kwiinyanga ezintandathu, ndiye ndafumanisa ukuba amadoda (iMoscow, eHelsinki nase-ItaliN kunye ne-Itali yahlukile) kukho iintlobo ezintathu, ngokuchaseneyo. Ngapha koko, abameli beentlobo zokuqala ezimbini zilungele ukuthandana okwenyani, ukuba ufuna unxibelelwano oluthile. Kwaye abameli bohlobo lwesithathu bafuna enye: ukuthatha inhlama engaphezulu. Uninzi lwabo kwi-tinder yethu yaseRussia.
Ke, ubukhulu becala uzulazula kwi-tinder.
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Ngokubanzi, kwakhona.
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Ewe, kwaye apha. Siyathetha, saba. Ngequbuliso wenza i-fitt, sele ndivile ukuba, kwaye nabo badibana ngokuphindaphikisi. Ibuza ifowuni, kodwa ayibuzi nje, kodwa inengxoxo engaqondakaliyo. Njengathi, andazi ukuba unxibelelana njani kwi-intanethi, kwaye kwifowuni yonke into icacile ngokukhawuleza.
Kwangoko ndaye ndacaca, kodwa ukuba bendixela ukuba ndikuthiyile ukuncokola ngomnxeba, kwaye ndingandiphanda ngo-facebook. Apho, ngendlela, hlalani. Kodwa isidanga seYunivesithi yaseMoscow ngequbuliso ngequbuliso sazibuyiselwa ngengqondo kwaye yenza le fomu yayingakwazi ukwenza zonke ezi ntshukumo ngokulula.
Kwaye ndanika ifowuni, ndazi nje ukuba kuya kwenzeka ntoni.
Emva kweeyure ezimbalwa, umnxeba wakhala.
- Mholweni! Ngaba uphi? Igama lam nguDaniel, ndingumphathi womtshato.
- Enkosi BE. Andikhathali.
-Ungamdla njani? Ndicinga ukuba iVladimir yethu, uyichukumise. Uqaqambile kwaye ungaqhelekanga.
-Andicingi ukuba umthengi Vladimir ukhona. Kwaye ukuba ikho, akandidibani.
- Ayonyani! Undibizile wandixelela ukuba uchukumisekile.
-Uqonda ukuba, ukuba ngeqhayiya ukho, uya kuyiguqula ngesidenge ngoku?
- Ngoba?
-Ngokuba isidenge kuphela sinokunxibelelana nomfazi othanda iarhente.
- Hayi, yindlela elungileyo yeshishini! Umthengi wethu unomdla kuphela kulwalamano olubi. Ke ngoko, waguqukela kuthi.
-Ilungile, andinamdla kum.
- Kulungile, ingaba njani? Awunamdla emtshatweni?
-Ngaba.
- Ndiyayithanda lento?!
- Ndiyayithanda lento.
-Ngalwalamano olunzulu?
Ulwalamano olunzulu lunomdla, kodwa, uxolo, hayi ngezidenge.
- Umthengi Vladimir ngumntu obaluleke kakhulu! Usisityebi!
-Okuko. Kutheni le nto umthengi engakhange ahlawule ulwazi endikuthintiyo lokuthetha efowunini?
Ndiphantse ndabeka ifowuni, kodwa apha umphathi uDaniel wakhupha le pa:
-Unexesha elingakanani wena ?!
- Ubomi bam bonke! Umntu uza kweli lizwe elililolo. Uqhuba ubomi bakhe kuphela. Kwaye ishiya ilolo.
- Ndiyayithanda lento? Kwaye ungakanani ngeminyaka?
- Daniyeli, yeka. Unelizwi elihle kakhulu, kodwa andinamdla kwiarhente yakho. Inyani yile yokuba kwi-Intanethi zonke izikimu zakho zipeyintwe ngokweenkcukacha. Ukuqhubela phambili uya kundimisela endizibazeni, emva koko ndinikezele ukwenza iseshoni yefoto okanye ndiphumelele uqeqesho olukhethekileyo, kuba iVladimir ifumene ulonwabo lobomi bakhe kwelinye, kodwa unabathengi abaninzi ababahlonelekileyo. Endiyithandayo, ukuba ndenza iseshoni yefoto.
-Akukhonyani! Kwi-Intanethi yonke into ilele. Siyiarhente enkulu, kwaye bonke abantu abanzulu baphelela kuthi, kuba bafaneleke kakhulu. Kwaye ungabi nako. Vumelana, indlela enkulu ibaluleke kakhulu?
-Ilungile, Daniyeli.
- Ella !!! Yima. Uwedwa. Ngaba awufuni ukufumana iqabane lakho lomphefumlo? Kwaye ufumane ulonwabo lwabasetyhini lokubulela oku? Kuthekani ukuba le yiVladimir?
-Andikholelwa kwii-halves. Bye.
- Wamkelekile!!! Sukuxhonywa. Ngapha koko, uwedwa! Kunye nomthengi Vladimir ...
- UDaniel, ilanga. Ukuba umxhasi Vladimir wayekho, wayedla ngokundibiza. Okanye ubuncinci umama othunyelwe. Khange ucinge ngokwazisa i-pseudo-moms kwi-arhente yakho? Ilungile emva kwazo zonke iinkalo. Indoda endala eneminyaka elikhulu yoyika ukuqhelana nenenekazi, kwaye ke sithumela uMnandi. Amantombazana afikelwa yindlela enjalo, amakhulu aqhutywa kuQeqesho olukhethekileyo.
-U-Ella, musa ukuyeka! Kwi-Intanethi babhala ubuxoki. Ndiva ukungathembani kwakho ngelizwi lam. Kodwa abantu abanzulu basibongoze ukuba bafumane isiqingatha sesibini. Kwaye yifumane! Kwaye unokufumana, kuba usenesibindi!
-Ilungile, Daniyeli.
Nangona kunjalo, sipasisela eminye imigqaliselo emithathu okanye emine yale ncoko ngaphambi kokuba umphathi kaDaniel afumanele ukuba akazukuphumelela ngoncedo lwam. Kwaye kuphela emva koko, ekugqibeleni.
Ndithumele umthengi kwi-vladimir ukuya kumyalezo we-tinder ukuba bendikulungele ukusebenza umama womntu xa bekuqonda ukuba kuyimfuneko. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, umfazi uya kuhlala ecenga ibhinqa ngokukhawuleza, akasayi kuphatha i-noneyseus nelsenese malunga nesizungu kunye nolonwabo lwabasetyhini.
Kwaye ucinga ntoni? Emva kweentsuku ezimbalwa ukusuka komnye umntu kubafana abahle, kwafika umyalezo: Molo, mna. Uwuthanda kakhulu umthengi wam vasily.
Ndifuna ukuthintela ekupheleni kokuziphatha okubi, kodwa nangona kunjalo: amantombazana! Ukuba umntu ovela kwi-tinder ubuza ifowuni yakho kuphela ngenxa yokuba unxibelelwano lwe-Intanethi ayisiyo - Lumkela iis scammers! Ukuba ubhale okanye ubize umphathi we-Daniyeli kunye nerubs malunga nolwalamano olubi - lumkelwe ii-scammers! Kwaye ukuba ufuna ukudibana nawe, emva koko kukho amadoda amaninzi afundayo afunde ukunxibelelana nabafazi ngokwabo.