Apho kukho ootitshala beZen kootatomzana bethu kunye namanye amanenekazi akhulileyo olwalukhuni! Ngaphandle kokugqithisela, lo ngutitshala obalaseleyo kwihlabathi, kwaye unokukhulisa nantoni na nakubani na. Amagama abo kunye namatyala abo ayandanda izimvo zethu malunga nehlabathi kwaye asikhuthaze ngamaxesha athile ngeenyawo ...
Scout enamava
Kwi-minibus ihamba u-Braya Gamny kunye noJajini weminyaka eli-13 ukuya kweli-4. I-Granti yama-20 imizuzu izama ukuthetha umzukulwana ovaliweyo. "Ngaba unxiba i-cap?" - "Norshu-voshu ..." Intombazana icinga ngokucacileyo ukuba umakhulu sele emdala njengayo ilizwe, esala emva, ethetha naye. Ibhinqa elidala alizinikezeli kwaye lizama ukuqhuba umxholo osondeleyo kwintombazana, ndikhumbula i-Grandercheck intombi yeNataska ... Kodwa kwakhona kukho umnquma. Ke umakhulu ngethoni ye-scout yamava, nokuba ayithembanga, imiba: - Ngaba uyayenza i-youeed? - UGqr. Ah ... - umzukulwana ngokucacileyo akazange alindele ulwazi olo. - Uyifundile phi ?! -Kwaza kumfundisa, kuwo onke amacala ... isidenge somnye. -Ufuna ukwenza nawe? -inika umzukulwana. Ixhegokazi lithi: "Ewe, yiza. - Ngoku kwi-Instagram, masibhalisele: "Sihamba noGogo eMega!" -Intombazana iyavuya, kwaye kwangoko iqala i-twitter. UGranny uhlala kuphela ukuze uphulaphule. Umzukulwana ojijekileyo!Umqeqeshi weQela
- Owu, indoda, nceda isutikheyisi isuse! - "I-dandelion kaThixo" ibonisa ubuqhetseba obuvela kuye. Ngesono kwisiqingatha sokutsala ngaphandle kweteyiphu. - Owu, hayi eyam, kubonakala ngathi! -Ukuyisela isutikheyisi ngasemva. - Ewe, kukho isaphetha, sam! -Ndibamba, ndijonga. - A, hayi, ndinesifo solunye uhlobo ... waphumelela, ndiyahamba! -Ukulatha kwisutikheyisi enkulu nangakumbi. Indoda ayimi ecaleni kwe: - Granny, ndingakuthatha ngokwakho umqeqeshi ofanelekileyo !?
Ithambiso elungileyo
Kwenye yeeyunivesithi zobugcisa bekukho iklasi yekhompyuter, apho ilabhoratri isebenza khona eneminyaka engama-70 ubudala. Ngokwesiqhelo yayihleli kwikona yakhe kwaye ihleli kwikona yakhe kwaye ihleli kwikona yakhe kwaye ihleli kwikona yakhe kwaye ihleli kwikona yakhe kwaye ihleli kwikona yakhe. Ngandlel 'ithile ndihlala, ndibhala inkqubo, kwaye ayisebenzi, nangona uyaphambana. I-nervous. - Intoni? Ayisebenzi? -Ndiyiva izwi lomakhulu wam emva kwakho. Kuba ipholile ayiqhelanga indlela, kwakufuneka ndiphendule, yintoni ingxaki. -Ukuthi uvakalise olu tshintsho luguquguqukayo kwinkqubo yenkqubo kwaye uyenze ihlabathi ... - GRENny GORNY. Ndilahlekelwe sisipho sokuthetha. Inkqubo isenokufunyanwa njengewotshi yaseSwitzerland. Emva kwexesha, ndafunda ukuba umgqatswa waMkhulu wam wayenohlobo oluthile lwezayensi ...
Impikiswano yokugqibela
Ndaya kutatomkhulu. Njengamaxesha onke, i-grooves, ipie. Xa siqala ngotatomkhulu malunga nezopolitiko, umakhulu wam waphulaphula into encinci, wakhupha isishwankathelo esithi: "Kwaye ndiyakuxelela, abantu baseMelika basisidenge ngokupheleleyo! Baphumelele kwaye uMongameli ngoku engenguye isiRashiya! " Kwakungekho nto yokugubungela, sivale isihloko kunye notat'omkhulu ...Mzuzu wokufundisa
Silinde inyusi eyahlukileyo kumgangatho wokuqala weyunivesithi. Oonjingalwazi abaphezulu abaphezulu bafanelekile. Sibaleka isiya, uze ungene kuthi. Omnye utitshala uyafa: "Enkosi, bantwana, hayi kaninzi, bantu badala, qhubeka ..." - "kwaye ungathi," omnye umuphela. -Unyusa abantu abancinci bahlangabezana ngakumbi kwaye bambalwa kakhulu ... (Misa.) Ngokwesiqhelo ezi bastard kufuneka zitshayele ii-elbows! "
Eh, ubutsha !.
Umakhulu wam ophambili unomdla wokuba kukho umfanekiso onomdla kwi-Intanethi. Ngokunyanisekavuma ngokunyaniseka ukuba ngentloko "qina G." Ngapha koko, ndicinga ukuba ayizukufikelela. "Iphi" he "? -Umkhulu ohlekisayo. - Apha ulutsha luye, abayazi apho bengazi apho ... "kwaye umakhulu notatomzana bacinga ntoni nge-stelly ye-stelly yendawo yesihlanu ...Imfundo yesondo
Ngesinye isihlandlo, xa isini esivakalayo sasinegumbi, umakhulu wakhe uvukile emva kodonga. Mhlawumbi, lo nyuka wayehlukile, kuba engazange ave nje ukuba kwenzeke ntoni, kodwa wafunda ukuba kwenzeka njani oku. Ngentsasa elandelayo waxelela umzukulwana wakhe kangangokuba wayenesondo ... ngokungalunganga! Kwaye uxelele ukuba kuyimfuneko njani. Kuyavela ukuba ngoncedo lwenkqubo entsonkothileyo yabamakishi abathathu, enye yayo phantsi kwentombazana, kwiqabane lesibini esenza isenzo esiphazanyisiweyo, kwaye okwesithathu kufuneka sibukelwe ...
Intetho yokuqonda
Iqaphele iseshoni. Ngentsasa elandelayo mhlobo wam kufuneka uye kumhlobo. Andikuphakathi, intloko yi-Square, ukuzola kungaphezulu kwemayile ... Ngena kwiTrolleybus. Kwaye malunga nomakhulu ngomzukulwana, okrelekrele anjalo. Kwaye inkwenkwe ichaza: "Utatomkhulu, unuka!" Ucinga: Uphendula njani ingxelo enjalo? Kwaye umakhulu uzokuzola ngokuzolileyo: "Ewe, okokuqala, akanuki, kodwa ivumba. Okwesibini, uMalume-umfundi, le yiphunga lakhe lendalo. "
KwiNkundla
Ngobulumko boomakhulu base-Ukraine. Umtshana weminyaka emihlanu eze nabazali bakhe ukuba batyelele umakhulu wakhe. Kwintendelezo izinja ezibini, i-bark, i-wicket ivaliwe, ikwayala iphela ikhwaza: "Bab-len!" Kwi-SIG epheleleyo, izinja zibekelwe kakhulu. Iphuma kuGranny - kwaye kwindlela eya esangweni inyanzelisa izinja: "Ke, ukuvusa, kwaye ukwi-cheese!" Umtsalane woyika kwaye uhlelele ukuba athule: "Yonke into, cwaka, cwaka ..."Unika ntoni?
Kwaye ngoku malunga nokukhathazeka kwabakhi baseUkraine. Ishumi elivibir ekwi-minibus iphulaphula into enamandla ngokokuze, kangangokuba ngaxeshanye naye weva wonke umntu. Shake ngokubetha nangawo wonke umzimba, utsho into. Ngasemva kwe-ecstasy scrolls: "Die-e-e !!!" Ibhinqa elidala ligoba ecaleni kwakhe ngobunono: "Nguwuphi umhla, umphefumlo wam?"
Umakhulu
Kanye, xa ndandimncinci, utat'omkhulu kwaye ndahamba ndaya - ndaphulukana ngenxa yokuba wagqiba kwelokuba akwazi ukusika indlela. Ubuyile emva kwexesha. Ndandisoyika ukuba umakhulu uya kusibuza, kwaye umoyike ucingo, ndaye ndagxotha zonke iinyawo zam. Kwaye ulilizwi lophando: "Kwaye yintoni ongakhange uthathe abaphambukeli?" Ndilapha, izolo, yoyikisa nangakumbi ...Ukulungelelanisa amandla
Ndiyathetha ngamazwi katata. Yayiyimfazwe kuphela. Wayephila, kukho ibhinqa elidala kwilali le-bashkir. Nje ukuba bohlwaywe-intloko iqhekeza, amathambo eshishi, ubushushu. Akukho nto imele ukuyenza, kuya kufuneka uye kwilali elandelayo, apho ndandineSanchast. Koda kukhawule ngokukhawuleza, kodwa wena ukwenzile phambi kococeko. Ngena i-Hut, kwaye i-corrder igcwele sisifo esinye. Ngokwendlela, umongikazi we-nusks, ii-mais kuzo zonke zifaka ukukhawulezisa inkqubo yokufumana izigulana. Ndine-thermometer kunye nebhinqa elidala. Ndahlala phantsi - ndahlala phantsi, ndaziva ndibhetele, kwaye ndasela ekhaya, iikhilomitha ezilishumi. Umongikazi ngokuhlwa kwethemometha engakhange yenzeke, kodwa akukho nto bayibhalayo. Iqalile iqalile ngonyaka. Umakhulu kwakhona wabonakala enomboleko kwaye waqala ukufuna iglasi yomlingo. Batsho, ukuba indala iqhekezwe - kwaye ngoku impilo ijikelezwe ngokupheleleyo! Waqala ngoogqirha ukuba baqonde: Kuyakhawuleza ukuba nje umakhulu aya kucaphukisa - ngokukhawuleza amanqanaba omzimba kwaye kwimizuzu emihlanu kwakhona uphinde usempilweni. Ngokubanzi, oogqirha baboniswa kwaye bagqiba kwelokuba: iyanceda-kunyanzelekile ukuba bakhuphe. Ugogo onoyolo waphila imihla yakhe yonke ngempilo epheleleyo!
Ngugqirha ngokwakhe
Umakhulu wam omkhulu wayehlala ubomi bakhe bonke - kwaye engazange ndiye koogqirha. Ukuqala kwam ukumbuza ukuba abuze ukuba yayiyintoni na, wathi ebutsheni bakhe nje ukuba intsimi yonakalise umqolo wayo - kwaye yafuna uncedo kwi-fesh yendawo yasekhaya. "Ke yena wandigxotha? Intloko yentloko enye! Wayengenanto enye ... i-uthi, le ntombazana, yiya isono! Ewe, ndaphumelela kancinci-kwaye ndinuka kancinane ... nditsho ukusukela ngoko kwaye ndiyaqonda, sho kwaye ndinokusebenzela ukuze ndisebenze! " Kwaye ngokwenene, ukusukela ngoko kude kube sekufeni kokufa (oko kukuthi, ukuya kuthi ga kwiminyaka engama-87), uBaba Ksana wayenamayeza ngokuzinyanga.
I-ORSUSTA
Intombi nomyeni wakhe baqhubeka nokhenketho lwenkalipho. Iqela le-cussors lalihamba ngesikwere, uninzi lwabantu basebancinci. Ibhinqa elidala lafika ebhasini, labopha, libotshelelwe, eneminyaka ubudala. Isikhokelo, shuma ngovuyo, sidibene naye, njengokuqhekeka kancinane: "Molo, Diasa Ivanovna!" Uhambo luye lwahamba kakuhle, ixhegokazi lajonga kunye naloo mntu, ifumene amanqaku emthombo-mthombo wesidlo wathi "kuya kuba likhulu lehotele leyo, kuya kuba kuhle"! Kubuzwa, yile nto ... elandelayo kumazwi akhe. Kwiminyaka eliqela eyadlulayo, oogqirha bathi ndinesifo esibi, kwaye siphile ixesha elide. Kwaye ndindedwa, andidingi mntu ... kakuhle, ukuze ndingabandezeleki, ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiphelise ubomi bam. Kwaye waqulunqa ukuqhuma ezantsi kwi-ski jump! Njengoko ndinyukele apho - andazi ... kwaye ndiye ndavuka, kunye nembono evela apho! Ummangaliso! Entle! Ndimi, ndijonga esixekweni apha ngezantsi, kwaye ndiyaqonda ukuba andibonanga nto kwisixeko sam ... kwaye ngequbuliso ndatshintsha ingqondo. Yehla. Yaba sisixeko semveli ukuba sibhadule, ukuba siqwalasele yonke into kumaziko olondolozeko olundolozekileyo, iKremlin ... emva koko wahamba kamva kumatshini omonima abamelwane, ngakumbi. Phantse yonke iRussia yaya. Ndiyazazi zonke ii-burees zam! Kutshanje, oogqirha bathi: "Awunakugula, uyaphilisa, umakhulu!" Ke, ukhenketho lelona chiza lilungileyo!