Asikwazanga ukuphika ulonwabo lokuguqulela ukusuka kwimbonakalo yesiNgesi yezifundo zasemzini ndifunda isiRashiya. Yazi! Ngengqondo yethu. :)
Nye . Okokuqala, uqala ubone ialfabhethi kwaye ucinga, oh, upholile, ngoku ndiza kujongana nayo.
2. . Yonke imihla - uloyiso oluncinci. Umzekelo, ngaloo mhla, xa ekugqibeleni unokufunda igama elithi "isonka" emva kwemizuzu emihlanu ndibambelele kuyo.
3. . Kwaye apha uyaqonda ukuba ukwazi ntoni ialfabhethi yinto enye, kwaye yahluke ngokupheleleyo ekuthetheni isiRashiya.
ezine . Mfundisi, niyazi ukuba usesiswini.
Ntlanu . Kwiiveki ezintathu kamva, ekugqibeleni, ungathi "uZra-ezo" zilungileyo.
6. . Kutheni kufuneka ufanelekile, h?
7. . Kodwa zama kuphela ukubadinisa, kwaye amaRussia akujonga njengesidenge.
Sibhozo . Kwaye kukho uphawu oluthambileyo oluthambileyo oluthathekileyo kumagama angenatyala kwaye ubaguqukele kwizipele zikaSathana.
Thoba . Kulula ukuthi ufuna ivenkile ethengisa kuyo "Sofa, iitafile kunye neekhabhathi" kunokujongana nefanitshala yamagama.
10 . Iinzame zokuqala zokudlulisela. Iphela. Kuba igrama.
Shumi elinanye . Ngaba lityala elinye? Kwaye ezintlanu ngaphezulu!
12 . Ngaba unayo into emnandi? Ndiziva kakubi?
13 . Kwaye sihlala sikhumbula ukuba umabonwakude luhlanga lwabesilisa, iphephandaba - ibhinqa, nayo yonke into inzima kunomathotholo.
Shumi elinane . Kwaye apha izenzi zentshukumo ivele!
Shumi elinantlanu . Utitshala uyakucela ukuba uyokuchaza ukuba uhambe kwisixeko esicinga, izinto ezizeleyo "yiya, hamba, phuma, uhambe."
Shumi elinesthandathu . Akunakwenzeka ukuba ucinge ngokubhaliweyo kwesandla somntu waseRussia.
17. . Uqhele ukuthetha notyekelo lwe-Master, kuba kungenjalo uphatha ubundlobongela obupheleleyo.
Shumi elinesibhozo . Kodwa ungabakhathalela abahlobo abafundisa iSpanish okanye isiFrentshi (kwaye bamoneke ngokufihlakeleyo).
Shumi elinethoba . Nje ukuba uxelele umntu ukuba ubhale ntoni ngokuhlwa. Ngamaxesha athile, wabhala! Heck!
Amashumi amabini . Okanye ukuqhayisa ngokuLungisa kakuhle. Oko kukufunda.
21. . Xa ulahlekile amagama aseRussia, uya kuthini nje "kuye nasiphi na isenzi sesiNgesi kunye nethemba lokuqonda.
22. . Kwibar uya kufunda ukuba amaRussia abizwa njani "aqale" kwaye "ixesha elidend '.
23. . Ndingathini ukuba "i-smoothies" ukuba igama lam lisuka kwindawo yokujonga i-Russian kuvakala ngathi "uSusie"? Ngapha koko, enye indlela ejikeleze!
24. . Kodwa nokuba kwenzeka into engaqhelekanga, uqala ukusebenzisa ingxelo yegama lakho laseRussia.
25. . Kwaye nokuba ufunda isiRashiya iminyaka eliqela, ndisenayo into eya kukuqhubela esiphelweni esifileyo.
26. . Umzekelo, umntu uya kuthi ukuba uphoswe kakubi kwigama elisetyenziswa kuyo yonke le minyaka.
27. . Yothuke! ILizwi elibi leSuspsian, ngaphezulu kwendlela oye wabetha kakhulu, wajika walandelwa ukusuka kwisiNgesi.
28. . Kodwa ngaphandle kwentloko, ndiyavuya ukuba ndinyule iRussia.
29. . Ekugqibeleni, ulwimi aluyi kubizwa ngokuba lukhulu kwaye lungagudileyo njengaleyo.
Kwaye andiyicingi ukuba ndihlala njani ngaphandle kwakhe.
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