Kufuphi i-valor-ukuthunga i-bailier, umcebisi ongafunekiyo okanye iHama, ukuba uyalwa kwindalo. Kwaye ukuba, ngokuchasene noko, unamahlola kwaye unobukrelekrele? Ke ithuba lakho kuphela kukufumana igama ukuya kwinqanaba.
Ipics.ru iqokelele amabali ali-10 ukusuka ekuthi cwaka, athe cwaka, akwazi ukuzikhusela kweli lizwe lokuncwina nokuzithemba. Mhlawumbi baya kukukhuthaza ulwimi olufunwayo!Ubukrelekrele asibuthathaka kuphela, kodwa kunye namandla
Ibali eliqaqambileyo malunga neqabane lam, elalikhutshelwe i-wallet kwindawo engaphantsi. Ilizwi lelizwi lakhe, jonga nebinzana elingenamsebenzi: "Uxolo, kodwa uthathe ipleyili yam!" Basebenza kwisela awayinika kakubi.
Ngaba sele unendlela yendaleko, mhlekazi?
Umninawa wam kuphela kwendoda enenwele ezinde kwilali. Sihla esitratweni. Umzalwana eMane, iindevu kunye neefutshane, ukusuka apho kukhula khona imilenze eneenwele. I-Tweet Teage: "Hee, uyintombazana okanye intombazana?" Umzalwana u-Estred ufold kwaye ubuza impendulo: "Ngaba uyindoda okanye yinkawu?" Bafana ngempendulo abafunyanwanga.IHLEO LOBOMI LOBOMI. Okanye kude
Ndiyazi, kwenye indawo ndafunda, ndazanywa, imisebenzi. Uyamamela ngokuzolileyo, emva koko ufumanisa umnwe wakho kwiHama, wenza isenzo, ngokungathi uyamdubula kuye ophuma kumpu, uthi "boom!" Kwaye uncume.
Hlala, zimbini
Inkanyezi enye idliwe libinzana "kodwa ufunde phi ukwazi? Ayiqinisekanga! Phuma kwaye uhambe kwakhona kwaye uzame okokuqala! " -Iinkozo zotitshala ophathwayo. Ikhutshiwe. Kwinqwelo yemetro. Ayibuyelanga.Kwaye awumoneli, ufezekile
Ndangena kwi-M-vidiyo. Ehlotyeni, kwi-jean kunye ne-t-shirt. Ndiya kwiholo, ngasemva kwasemva kwam umcebisi amabini amakhwenkwe. Ngaphezulu kwivenkile akekho. Ndiva ngasemva: "Ewe, iesile la mfazi!" Ndiyasonga, ndicela izwi elinyayo: "Silize? Ngaba ufuna okufanayo? " Amakhwenkwe yaba yimibala ye-t-shirts yabo yenkampani.
Amatyala akhethekileyo
Kula matyala, xa ndifumana ubuqhetseba obuqinileyo obuvela ebantwini, ndinegama elithi: "Ngaba unolwimi olude ngenxa yokuba ilungu lifutshane kakhulu?" Kulungile ngenxa yokuba ithoni yakhe ethembekileyo ayifuneki, okungenani isigama, njengoBella AkhMadulina, imibongo ifundwayo, kunye nemehlo, egcwele umdla wayo.Kwaye awuyikhubeki inja
Uhambe nenja. Kwaye kukho umntu oswelekileyo inkunzi yam emhlophe egama linguAnnabel. Ukuya kumadoda amabini. Omnye: "jonga ukuba luhlobo luni lwerati." Ndisabela: "Indoda, ngaba yiyo?" Kwakufuneka ndicela uxolo kubo.
Ewe ndixakekile ndixakekile
YayisekuseSoviet amaxesha. Kumhlobo wam esitratweni, umntu otywiniweyo, yonke into yahamba emva kwakhe kwaye ayivukanga. Kwaye yena, njengoko kufanele ukuba abe yintombazana enguSoviet, ngekratshi ngekratshi ... akancedi, kunjalo. Ngokubanzi, wema kwaye, ngelishwa ujonge kancinane, wathi: "Ndiyeke. Mna ndinamakhasi. " Waphumelela.Malume, ayinguye uHumert humert?
Ndineminyaka eli-12 ubudala, ndithenga into kwivenkile yohambo lokuya kwi-cottage. Ngelo xesha, ndimncinci kwaye ndinamahloni. Kukho uhlobo oluthile lwendoda engonelanga nezikhalazo endiyimali eninzi kwi-mvee kwaye ndiza kuba ngumfazi ombi (!!!). Ndijike, ndijonga ngakuye ndathetha noxolo: "Ewe, hayi yakho ..." bonke oomalumesi abahamba ngequbuliso bebaleka behleka. Indoda ihlambe.
NguFreud.
Ndihamba nonyana omncinci, uhlile kwaye amava angevayo, ngoko wancokola ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye ngokuchaseneyo. Akukho mntu uchukumisayo, kodwa, uyacaphuka. Ukuhlala malunga nomakazi ophethwe ngumsindo kwaye wakhupha uthi: "Okukhona ndijonga unyana wakho, kokukhona ndifuna ukuthatha intonga enkulu ..." nditsho nditsho ne-psychoanalyst! Uya kukuchazela kunomnqweno wokuthatha intonga enkulu ... "Kwakukhutshwa kakhulu. Kuzo zonke, ngaphandle konyana, kunjalo.