Imifanekiso yomntwana, yitsho ukuba amadoda angazithandiyo. I-Magitis ibonke, ngelishwa, ihlazo kwaye ayiveli. Inceba, ndingathetha njani ngathi?
Sathi madoda. Ziikati. Kwaye i-Peels, iiNgqongo kunye neehagu. Ewe, ngokwenyani-izilwanyana. Ewe, wonke umntu ngokuqinisekileyo lirhamncwa. Kwaye yiyo loo nto:
Kufuneka iboleke
Abanini beekati bayazi ukuba kuyenzeka ukuba ayithuli ukutya kwisitya esikwisitya: ukuqala kwesilwanyana esikhutshiwe kuya kuqala ukukrokrela kunye nokukrola i-linoleum. Nantsi into efanayo nendoda. Ukusuka "sithandwa, sinayo isidlo sangokuhlwa?" Ngaphambi "Yintoni esihogweni esingekho sihogo kule ndlu ?!" Ngokomyinge, imizuzu emithathu idlula. Hayi, iindawo zokuhlala azizipheki. Ikati.
Emva kwakhe kuye kufuneka ukususwa
Ngaba uyazi ukuba kuya kwenzeka ntoni ukuba ukhulule i-ferret kwikhefu kwaye uhambe? Umkhondo uya kuvela endlwini. Umkhondo utshatyalalisiwe yinkunkuma. Ungadlala ngomkhondo kwaye ubuyisele emanyathelweni ngendlela enemimoya yesilwanyana. Ke wena ekuseni yeChingaxguk, akunjalo? Kuya kufuneka ukuhlamba emva kwakhe indebe emdaka, sula i-crumbs etafileni kwaye ususe isoseji kwifriji. Ke, sihamba ngakumbi: ishiya isitulo, sisule i-puddle kumgangatho wegumbi lokuhlambela, hlamba isipili, i-paste egudileyo, hlamba ibhulukhwe evela. Uthi, Uye waqhubeka? Ngaba unxibe kwaye ushiyekile? I-Spoon yezihlangu kwindawo yokuxhonywa.
Kufuneka iqeqeshelwe
Kwaye ngenye indlela ngaphandle kwayo. Owona mncedisi obalaseleyo yincwadi ethi "Ungakhuli kwinja." Ukuqiniswa okuqinisekileyo kukuncoma inyani yokuba ekugqibeleni watsho eshalofini. Ukudumisa, khwela, ukondla intanda. Kodwa ukuqiniswa okungalunganga kuncitshisiwe. Musa ukumbetha nge-pin eqengqelekayo, ukuba inxilile ngentsimbi yesithathu kusasa. Kwakufutshane ngaphambi kokuba kubekho ezinzulwini zobusuku: "Sithandwa, imoto yakho ithatha ezitalini, ndenze ntoni?". Xa eguqa, exelela ukuba kwindawo engalinganiyo ikhusele ilungelo lakhe lokupaka okungalunganga. Ungumjikelezo wolutsha, kwaye akazange akhathazeke kwikati efileyo. Ngengqondo-ayinxibi.
Uphawula intsimi
Ngaba ucinga ukuba simalunga neesokisi? Haha. Iisokisi zezinto ezincinci. Ngokuqinisekileyo iya kufana ne-walemade esenziwe ngetyholo elibi ekungeneni, nangona isityalo ngelishwa siye saphumelela ngonaphakade. Iimpawu zokwenyani zijikeleze i-perimeter. Iibhloko kwisherifu kwigumbi lokuhlambela. I-Screwdriver kwiWindows. Ibhetri ukusuka kwi-Zhiguli kwi-balcony. Iikhatriji ezivela eDandy kwi-wadi. I-Dumbbells kwiholo. Waphulukana nezitshixo ezivela emotweni? Jonga kwi-nursery, ngokuqinisekileyo zikhona.
Ufuna ipakethi
Iklabhu yeyadi-igarage ye-Tazovodov "iVictor, i-shpunk kunye vasyan". I-Commonwealth yabalandeli be-hockey Club "i-Looreets". I-Mandation "ibhiya ngolwesiHlanu". Umanyano "itshizi ye-cottage kukutya". Ukudityaniswa kwamaqela abanini-PIT Buli kunye ne-Yorkshire Steriters. Imanyano yamadoda ebhedini kwibhulukhwe enemikhono kunye neeglasi ngaphandle kwe-diopters. Umhlambi weengcongconi zePolar kunye nogxuba lwebhokhwe. Uyazi, ayisiyiyo yonke into eyoyikisayo, enyanisweni. Eyona nto iphambili kukuba la madoda awone negazi lakho elihle engazange ahlambe emithonjeni ngosuku lwamandla omoya. Kwaye-ungaphila.
Ibonisa ububele
Ayikho enye inkcazo ye-metro syndrome. I-Metro Syndrome kuxa amaqela abafana abalele kwibhentshi kwaye basasaza imilenze yabo esezantsi ukuze abamelwane belinye banoxinzelelo lwe-semi. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba enye indoda ihleli kufutshane, i-Eggsman enekratshi iya kuthatha indawo eqhelekileyo - kakuhle, kangangoko kunokwenzeka. Kodwa ukuba kukho inenekazi elikufuphi, ke: khumbula ukungafi "Ndiphuma kumqolo wam"? Ukudumisa iiklasikisi, ungaqhubeka: "Jonga, umona, ndizimntu."
Udlala imidlalo yomtshato
Ukubhaka amasebe eKhibhodi (ngengqondo, i-Bouqueets), i-queds oyikhuphayo nge-gother abafileyo (ngengqondo-i-rings), i-RZHET (nge-RZHET (yi-melodramira kwaye ithi Uyithandile), ushiye isisu se-Olenia - ukonwabela (kakuhle, uyaqonda). Ngokuba ixesha elithile, kude kube lixesha. Kwaye ke uyakuchumisa kwaye uyaphela. Okanye uya kulahla ulusu. Ugh uyamfutshane: Uya kukugungxula xa uthe, uya kukuxelela ukuba ulityebile, uya kubuza ukuba ufanele imali kwezi zinto. Kwaye yeyiphi i-Galant yayingunyaka ophelileyo, njengeentsiba zabetha!
Uyayigcuma ..
Ewe, oko kukuthi, i-scraps: o)
