Ah, intwana entle! Akukho mntu wamhlangabezana naye, kwaye wonke umntu wamkela. Ukongeza kumgca wemihlathi yethu. U-Ella Darzay uveza umbono we-drolas njengesidima somfazi.
Amaxesha ngamaxesha ndidibana nomntu obanga ukuba wonke umntu obhinqileyo uyayibhatali. Okanye ukuba ndili-bitch, kwaye intle kwaye ithandile. Uyavuya.
O nyhani? - Ndiyabuza. Kwaye ngovuyo akazithandi.
I-bitch yolona phawu lubalaseleyo lomfazi ophikisayo. Kuthetha kuphela ukuba ngubani ogama linguMntu ngamnye:
- ububi
- ukuzingca
- I-EKLAND, ityibilika
- rhabaxa
- Ukunyamezelana kwezinye iimpazamo,
- Tritters kufutshane kwaye kude, kwaye rhoqo kwizinto ezincinci,
- ayiyamkeli imida yakho
- Kwaye ayikulungelanga ukuya kwinjongo yakhe kwiintloko zale zikufutshane. Kwaye ithagethi ngamanye amaxesha inokubangela ngokupheleleyo, njengezihlangu ezintsha okanye isithandwa esitsha.
Kwaye nokuba awuyithathi intsingiselo yegama (kule ndawo, uninzi mhlawumbi luthatha isigqibo ngoGoogle kwaye uzibuze ukuba ndibancoma ntoni!)
Kodwa yayiphantse yakwazi ukulwa neempawu ezintle zeli gama. Ngamaxesha athile, i "yaphulwe" eyaqalayo, izibonelelo ezininzi zavela "ukuba zibaluleke kangakanani na kwaye ziphumelele ngokwazo", "ndihlala ndilungile", "bitvo - ukusuka kwi-diapen kunye nokwaluphala "kunye" ne "le" i-alpha -aide inyula i-sterry. " Inkolo ye-bitch yangena kubantu abaninzi.
Akukho namnye kwabo badumisa amasebe bengazifundi iincwadi. Kodwa qikelela ukuba yintoni. Ke ngoko, icinga i-heroine hayi abo basenyanisweni, kunye ne-bullshiti abahle kakhulu ngolwimi oluqinileyo, abalumkileyo ngaphandle kokuzibophelela, bayamwisela idayimani njengesipho, hayi i-mustiquor. USizeka Jones, ukutyhileka kumzimba wakhe we-nude nude. Kwimeko egqithisileyo, i-Desimonce ngesitshixo. Kwaye akunjalo kwaphela, i-Baba-YAGA ayikho kwaphela ekuhlaleni, ukudibana nendoda ukusuka emsebenzini ngepini ejikelezayo kunye nokubulisa ngokwesiko "Uya kuphila ubomi, iinkomo."
Ewe, abantu basetyhini bazibiza ngokuba namasebe, nabo bazibona emfanekisweni ukumkanikazi, ilizwe lokuyalela (kwaye ngakumbi inxenye yendoda), kwi-Red Lipstick kunye nengxowa ye-cocktail kunye nengxowa ebomvu. Kwaye hayi i-petty scamalor yefomathi "seryoga, kwisipikili!", Ecaleni koko uninzi lwabantu luneentloni.
Ngamanye amaxesha iza kwi-nonsense: Nawuphi na umfazi onokwazi ukuphendula ngobuchule, umzekelo, ubhengezwa. Unguwe: "Sithandwa, ubonakala mbi, mhlawumbi wenze iinwele ezintsha?" Unguye: "Imithandazo yakho, kwaye inesithathu okanye ezintathu ezinjalo, kwaye ndiza kujika ndiphendukele kuKhulu." Kwaye sonke, isigwebo sithi: "Ewe, wena nencinci."
Kancinci, kwaye emehlweni eenkomo, uya kuba yinto nganye, enokuthetha konke. Ke ngoku? Engathi cwaka emva kwamadoda okuphindaphinda, kuthetha, bitch.
Kodwa unawo amabali aliqela malunga ne-bitch yokwenyani.
Inye, uMariya Ivanovna, yayingubomi bakhe bonke obu. Kwaye ngobuqu, nakwimicimbi yokusebenza. Akukho mntu wamangaliswa kukuba umphatha njengomyeni wakhe njengobutyebi bokudityaniswa kwikomkhulu, kwaye kubantwana - bobabini baphula imida yolwaphulo-mthetho. Wayengeyonto yakuphulukana negumbi kwintombazana ekwishumi elivisayo kwaye wayecwangcisa imeko ngenxa yokuba wayevutha. Kwaye ukuzenza iminyaka yemihla ngemihla ngokulandelelana, emva koko uzibuze ukuba intombi eqolileyo iyala ukunxibelelana. Okanye uxelele wonke umntu onqwenela ukumamela ukuba yintoni na indoda yakhe. Kodwa iqaqambile yazo zonke iingalo zakhe zaziphakamisa xa umkhokeli wesayensi wasweleka, owazibhalisa ngayo i-dissertation. Ukuyiva ezi ndaba, wangena kwiofisi yakhe, wafumana amaphepha awo onke akwazi ukufumana, kwaye emva koko wenza ubuso obuhlungu kwaye wanxibelelana nabantu osebenza nabo.
Okanye, umzekelo, iVeroch. Ngokungafaniyo noMary, uIvanovna, owayengazange akholelwe ukuba, iVerochi ngokwakhe yaqhubeka ilungisa. Kwaye ngenxa yoko yenze yonke into, njengoko ndifunda ngezibonelelo. I-Ah, intombi yeGroom ityebile kuneyam? -Ndiye ndabetha. Ah, dade ufuna ukuthenga le ndlu? "Bendihlala ndinexesha, ndiyayithanda." Ah, umkhwekazi wase-inly wamgula, kwaye ke umyeni walichitha ixesha elininzi kuye? "Esihogweni somyeni onjalo, ngakumbi, ndenze imvumelwano ngempumelelo, kuya kufuneka aphile noMama. Ukulala kunye nomphathi? - Ukungalunganga, kunokunceda ekucekeceke. Inkosi utshatile? -Bwenziwe ndawonye, hayi owokuqala. I-Polish umqeshwa wenza imilenze emide? - kwaye yenzeka njani na? Ukhalaza kumgcini wezempilo ngenxa yokuba umntwana wakhe ekhwaza ebusuku? -Ukuba uyamangalisa ngokwenene, lo mmelwane ngumama ombi. Skrola indoda yendoda epakishe kwindawo endiyithandayo? -Ngangakhalazi ngaye! Abonakala ngathi aphazamisa nantoni na.
Ekuphela kwento ekhathaza ngokwenene ukuphakama kwindawo leyo kunamafu, nangona umzabalazo wobomi obungapheliyo yinto ephantse yaba nabahlobo. Ewe, ngokubhekisa abanye abantu abangalukanga kuye. "Ungasithandi, bitch!", Ngamanye amaxesha iveni yeveni ibuhlungu.
Ndingathanda ukumazisa kumntu ovela kubo, ngokwabo, uyamkela abafazi balolu hlobo. Bayeke bathandeke.
Andikwazi kuqatshelwa ukuba ndinomdla kwezinye izinto eziyindoda "bitch", nokuba bajonga amanye amagama abonisa lo mntu uBitch-Man. Ngaba ziyafana nabo xa beva into enje "bonke abantu - ama-askhole", okanye "oh, niyinqwenelela, nihlaziyekile!"
Kwavela ukuba akukho. Abayithandi. Ngapha koko, ezo zinto zinjalo zichazwa zizinto zabasetyhini okanye ubudenge basetyhini. Kwisiphelo esincinci-i-bitching.
Kodwa uninzi lwazo zonke ndahleka xa enye ye-svoolophilovilovilovi yandichaza kakuhle "njengabantu abaphendulayo, abanentlonelo abayaziyo ixabiso, bavuleleke kwaye bamangalise." Ndinje ngam, ngendlela! Oko kukuthi, apha asisayi kubona ukutolikwa nje komfanekiso weklasi, kodwa kuguqula ngaphakathi.
Ewe sithandwa sam. Ndivulekile, ndiphendule, ndisazi ixabiso kwaye emva koko kuluhlu. Kodwa andinguye i-bitch. Akukho nto ilungileyo emathanjeni. Kwaye ndiya konwaba kwindawo yakho ukuba zimbalwa iindlela zokushicilela zenene, kwaye kufuneka uzivelise.