Ukuba awusebenzi kurhwebo lokuthengisa, ke awunakuyicingela indlela abantu abaninzi abanomsindo, umbhali wendawo ye-SECATALOG. Kwaye ukuthetha malunga nabathengi abamnyanzelayo ukuba bagobe "ndiyafunga, ndiza kuphinda!" Nokuphupha ngentuthuzelo kutywala.
Abantu abavela kuluhlu lomthengisi omnyama
1. Umthengi othi "kwaye le, ndikhangela, ndikhululekile?" Emehlweni ento eneleyibhile enobungozi. Ungoyena ndoqo, thatha ipayi ngamasherves.
2. Umthengi ozisa ukuma kwe-1792 into yempahla yokunxiba ukuba itshintshe ngokukhawuleza iingqondo zabo, zithenge i-2 kwaye zikushiye ukuze ubonise iindawo ezisele.
3. Umthengi othatha i-lacquer yakhe, kwaye ushiye intaba yezinto ezibuleweyo kwicandelo elifanelekileyo kumgangatho.
4. Umthengi obuza iphakheji enkulu, nangona ithenge isihloko esinye. Ewe, masijike iplastiki yeplastiki yeplastiki, eyokugqibela kokusingqongileyo ngayo.
5. Umthengi okhwaza ngenxa yakho ngenxa yempahla (imibala, ubungakanani bayo kunye nezinye izinto ongazange uyithengise. Ngokungathi unokufumana into.
6. UMTHOMTE ABANI WAKHO WOKUZIPHATHA NGOKWE-NOKWENZA NGOKUGQIBELA KWAKWENZA Ngokwamandla, kodwa kumntwana oselula kusapho olungaphezulu kolawulo oluphezulu
7. Umthengi ozama ukuhlawula intengo yedola engama-40 ngamakhadi amabini etyala, ngesandla sezinto ezincinci kunye neglasi yegazi legazi lakhe. (Andifuni intuthuzelo kutywala, ndatsho!)
8. Umthengi ocela: "Kwaye uya phi kwindlu yangasese ngelo xesha ?!" Emva kokuba umxelele ukuba akukho ndlu yangasese.
9. Umthengi oxela "kodwa kwiVenkile yeMveliso engcono \\ ngaba ngabasebenzi abangakumbi basebenza kakuhle." Owu, yonke into ongayiyo ukuya kwi-compostrains zakho?
10. Umthengi okhankanyayo xa wabona ibhokisi enenqanawa zoboya. Ngokungathi ubunjani kwaye phambi kwakhe amehlo akhe bakhala kwaye bakrweza i-ligament ye-rabing yomvundla. Ewe, mna ngokwam ndiyabuhlungu ngeMadame.
11. Umthengi oyehla okanye iimpukane kuyo nayiphi na into, uyithatha yonke phantsi, inkangeleko kunye namagqabi. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba ndifuna ukuba ndingene kwi "Maid" ngokuqhubeka njengesona sakhono siluncedo.
12. Umthengi ocacisa "ukhona isaphulelo?" Kwinto nganye onayo. Kwaye, kwisigqibo sokugqibela, ukuba singayithabathe yonke into ngaphandle kwezaphulelo.
13. Umthengi obandakanyiweyo kwi-20-47, xa uvale kwi-21-00. Ngendlela, esihogweni kubafana abanjalo bafana, uyazi?
14. Umthengi ofuna indlela ekhethekileyo kuba unekhuphoni egqithisileyo nge- $ 3.5.
15. Umthengi ozama ukukhwela ubungakanani obubini obuncinci obungaphantsi kwemfuneko, kuba akukho bugcisa, ubuza "ucinga njani?" Ndifuna ukuthi "njengekeyiki, apho uninzi lwe-oyile ukudumba", kwaye unalo "lo mbala wena".
16. Umthengi ocela iBhunga lakho malunga nezihloko ezimbini ezimbi. "Ah, ityheli etyheli igxininisa umbala wolusu lwakho, kwaye ipinki kwi-cucunubers inesitayile."
17. Umthengi ozisa into endiyithengileyo ngoMatshi 3, 1862.
18. Umthengi Ngubani otyibilika nyhani ngaphambi kokuba ubala ngemali ezinkozo. Nantsi i-santiva yenu kunye nemicroflora - kanye le nto ndiyiphuphayo ngayo, ewe.
19. Umthengi unemizuzu engamashumi amane anesihlanu ngokuzonwabisa idlula le nto ngenjongo yento, ethatha isigqibo sokuba uza kuyithenga, kwaye yintoni engalunganga. Ewe, ngaba kunzima kakhulu ukuyenza ngaphambi kokuba uthathe i-cashier?
20. Umthengi ofuna umphathi okanye umphathi ukuze aphinde aliphinde kwilizwi le nto uyithethileyo. Kwaye umi apha kwaye uphulaphule, umthengisi akasasebenzi.
21. Umthengi oza kwivenkile iyure ngaphambi kokufunyanwa. Khawuleza uphile, zonke izinto.
22. Umthengi okubuzayo, umntu omgcumayo. Ewe, kuba ndingakwazi ukuthabatha nabahlobo kwibar, jonga uthotho lweTV kwisofa okanye kwi-bikini kwi-yacht, embindini woLwandle lwaseMeditera, kwaye ndingayithetha nawe. Kunjalo ngoba.
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