Kwilizwe leempahla zabantwana balawula isiphithiphithi sokwenyani - unokufumana inani elimangalisayo lamaqhekeza kunye nezixhobo eziluncedo kakhulu kwaye azinamsebenzi kwaphela. Umzekelo, iiRoller (O, Thixo!) Okanye umnini we-nipple, enkosi apho i-dummy ingapheleli khona kwimizuzwana engama-20. Sigqibe kwelokuba sincede abavelisi kwaye senze uluhlu lwezixhobo eziyimfuneko ngokwenene, ekufuneka zifakwe. Ngaba unayo into ekufuneka wongeza?
I-InseCadian Teleport
Bonke abazali badlula kwinqanaba xa abantwana babo bengavumi ukuba balala yedwa. Kuyimfuneko ukuba ufunde ifani ntsomi kuqala, emva koko cule ingoma, emva koko dibanisa, kwaye ke, xa, kubonakala ngathi umntwana walala ngokuqinileyo - iintsana! -Ukuvuka nayo yonke into iqala kuqala. Ewe, okanye ulele nje naye egumbini lakhe okanye iibhedi. Kodwa ngefowuni, yonke into iza kwahluka! Nje ukuba umntwana abelele, ucinezela iqhosha kwaye uzifumane kwelinye icala lomnyango wen nursery. Hooray! Umnyango oyimfihlo unokudlalwa njenge-teleport ecaleni kwebhedi okanye i-hatch emgangathweni.
Njenge
Nokuba yintoni na, ngaba ungumxhasi wento "nimnika umntwana ukuba ahlawule" okanye akunjalo, ngamanye amaxesha, xa umntwana eqala ukuya kuye. Ewe, ividiyo elula okanye i-radiona iya kunceda ekuqinisekiseni ukuba yonke into ilungelelene nomntwana, kodwa i-insorsor ephuculweyo iya kubuzwa xa kufuneka kutshintshe iDiapers. Kwaye unokuqonda ngokulula xa umntwana ekhalayo, kuba efuna izibambo, okanye "i-i-kunye nezingezo-zingezizo ezingezizo - ibhulukhwe yam."
I-SchshshchiPiphator
Yenza umntwana? Ndiyakhala, kuba ndikhangela? Yonke le nto ipholile kakhulu, kodwa uninzi lwabo bonke abantwana bathanda izwi likamama abathobayo. Kodwa umntwana unokuxhaphaza ixesha elide, ngeli xesha unokuphelisa intloko, usenza ihagu. Uya kuza kwi-remitoting yokumiselwa! Ucofa kwiqhosha likaSshshshshhhhhhhhh ukuya kwi-Scoanion, ngakumbi ayizicingeli!
Inkohliso
Ukuba unamntwana ongaphezulu kwesinye, ke okungenani kube kanye ngexesha lokufumana kwakho phakathi kwabantwana bakho, xa uzama ukwahlula, kwaye ngovuyo baphalaza yonke into engapheliyo, kubandakanya nawe. Oomama bakamama omkhulu baluncedo kakhulu, ezizibini zezandla, zisasaza i-ductunov kwiindibano ezahlukeneyo ukusuka komnye kunye nawe.
Ejongene nenkwenkwe ye-pissing
Akukho nto ingabinani kunezikhalazo zabazali ngokwenyani yokuba oonyana babo abangabhaleli kwindlu yangasese. Kodwa eli libali likanaphakade - kuba liyinyani! Amakhwenkwe acenga, wohlwaya, afundise, kodwa umphumo mnye - balandela ecaleni kwendlu yangasese, ngakuye, ngamanye amaxesha, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, emva koko, oko kulandelayo. Asikukhulu kakhulu, njengesixhobo esimele sijongeka ngathi sibafana abancinci ukuba bahambe, kodwa babeza kuthenga izibini zethutyana ngaxeshanye.
I-tarabarschinovchik
Nangona uthetha nabantwana ngolwimi olufanayo, ngamanye amaxesha kubonakala ngathi amabinzana akho esandi ngesiTshayina. Ngaphandle koko, indlela yokuchaza ukuba "masinxibise" siye sasasaza zonke izinto "," sikhawuleza "siye sen 'ukuba siyenze' , kwaye "ngaphambi kokulala ukucoca amazinyo akho" - "ukupeyimba kwi-pajamas kulo lonke ixesha lokuhlambela kunye neStanso Dance yesizwe sase-Afrika." Kwaye umguquleli uya kwenza amazwi akho acace ukuba kunokwenzeka ukuqondwa kwabantwana.
Ukuzonwabisa
Isixhobo esiphathwayo esikonwabisa abantwana kude, kwindawo yokutyela, kwindiza naphi na kwifom ye-toulive kwaye enobuhlobo, ikunika amaxesha amnandi kunye nokuphumla. Ngapha koko, isixhobo esinjalo sikhona. Ibizwa ngokuba "ngabazali". Nangona ezinye ziqhekezwe.
Umthombo
