Sinika ingxelo ngeefilimu ezijongiweyo, funda iincwadi, zibeke iireyithi zeerestyu kunye neehotele. Kwaye iintsana ezimbi kakhulu: Ulindelo kunye nenyani zihlala ziphazamisa. Kwi-portal volvo u-Ugly Volvo waphuma nokuba abathengi "abanoyolo 'baya kujonga ukuba abazali bentshayelelo babhala.
Engavumi (iimpahla / inkonzo: 1 kwezi-5)
Ndilinde nyani ukuba ndisandul 'ukuzalwa, kuba ndithetha nabantu abaliqela abathanda amava anje. Chaza igama elithetha ukungathethi nto. iiyure Long kokwenza, inqanaba stress nemvelo ezingekahlawulwa kwaye epheleleyo (akukho namnye walumkisa ngako!) Mass iindleko ezingalindelekanga ezongezelelweyo. Ukuba bekunokwenzeka ukuba ubeke i-zero, ndisebenzise.Umncinci (Imveliso / Uvavanyo lweNkonzo: 2 kwi-5)
Ndigqibe kwelokuba ndizame ukuqalisa ukuzalwa xa ndandinabahlobo ababini abayithandileyo kwaye bekucetyiswa kakuhle. Ndicwangcise yonke into kwangaphambili, kodwa kwakufuneka ndilinde ixesha elide (ngaphezulu kweenyanga ezisithoba). Ngokungamkelekanga. Kwaye ke kwakukhona nokuzalwa komntwana.
1. Ukuhanjiswa. Ilungelelanisekile kakhulu. Ngoku ndiyasiqonda isizathu sokuba iincwadana zingabonisi iifoto zenkqubo! Ukucekiseka ukusuka ekuqaleni ukuya esiphelweni. Ibuhlungu! Imvakalelo yokuba xa kwaphuhliswa indlela yokuhambisa, iinkcukacha azikhange zicingelwa.
2. Ukufakelwa kunye nokulinganisa. Ndingalindela njani ukuba ndiza kuphakama rhoqo emva kweeyure ezimbini ukuze ndiphithise kwam, ndide, amabele ?! Esi sisizathu sokugweba. Kwakhona, ndinemvakalelo enjalo yokuba ungaza nento enesinye i-Inoriaginal kwaye ibhetele ukuze ulungiselele.
3. Fumana ukusetyenziswa. Hayi umthombo. Inkunkuma eninzi. Imiyalelo kunye noQhagamshelo kwiNkxaso yezoBugcisa ayenzanga.
Izigqibo zam? Ungachithi xesha lilize. Isithukuthezi, siyacekiseka kwaye siyancwina. Ngamanye amaxesha ibuhlungu kakhulu. Ndingathi, ndibambelele kolu hlaselo kwaye ndifumanise umsebenzi wokungcamla, ukonwabele inkululeko kunye nomvuzo wenkunkuma ngolonwabo lwakho.
Ukongeza kweNdalo (iimveliso / kwiNkonzo: 5 kwi-5)
Mna nomyeni wam kwaye ndeva uphononongo oluninzi oluhle kwaye ndizame nje. Amagama awafumani nto ibonakalisa ulonwabo lwakho! Konke oku kumhle kakhulu, kwathiwa. Kwakutsha nje emva kokuzala, ndaziva ndingoka-tudeni bothando lukamama, yayingathethekiyo. Ezi nyanga zimbalwa zilandelayo, unxibelelwano lwethu lweemvakalelo lugcinwa kuphela. Lo mntwana usana luzele intsingiselo. Iposi iveze i-tyks kunye noncedo lokufezekisa! Andikwazi ukuxhathisa kwaye ndiza kuxelela wonke umntu ngayo nakubani na! Uyakukhumbula kakhulu ukuba awuzami!
Ibonisiwe (imveliso / inkonzo: 1 kwezi-5)
Andikwazi ukuqonda, uphononongo lokugqibela lwalusiqhulo okanye yintoni? Ndizamile ukuqalisa ukuzalwa kwaye yi-sucks epheleleyo. Akukho nto injengebhayisiwe. Akukho mntu uya kucebisa nabani na.IKKDaDL (iimpahla / inkonzo: 2 kwezi 5)
Akuqinisekanga ukuba le ngxelo ibiyinyani. Ndingutata wokuqala kwaye ndiwuxabise umsebenzi wenkonzo kabini. Ewe, kwaye loo nto, amanqaku aphosakele kuphela ngoku, xa usana olusandul 'ukuzalwa luhle kakhulu. Kodwa usaqhubeka nokuphazamisa onke amanqanaba obomi bam. Usana lusana luyinto eyoyikisayo. Ayifani nentengiso. Jonga yonke into kwangaphambili, bantu!
Ukungabonakali kuxutywe (imveliso / inkonzo: 5 kwi-5)
Ndingayibeka njani iyunithi kwaphela ?! Siphila kwiplanethi enye? Udale kubomi. Ubomi, ngokungathi ngumlingo wokwenene, ngokoqobo iLizwi likhula emzimbeni wakho, emva koko ufumane le trumb. Umntwana ulala, ethoba imbonakalo encinci, esifubeni sakho, kwaye uyamculela ama-sullabies kwaye ucenga ngokuhlwa. Ngoku unomntu omncinci odalayo kwaye okuthandayo owomeleleyo kunaye nabani na ngaphambili. Samangaliswa kakhulu ngala mava kwaye sifuna ukunxibelelana naye kwakhona. Iimpawu ezintle zidlula zonke iimpazamo!Uphahla (Imveliso / Inkonzo: 1 kwi-5)
Kukho into engalunganga kum, ukuba andithandi? Ndivile ingxelo enkulu, kodwa ngokoluvo lwam, yonke into imnandi. Ndaxelelwa ukuba ndiza kuziva ndinxibelelana kakhulu noqhakamshelweni olusanda kuzalwa, kodwa oku akwenzekanga. Ndaxelelwa izinto ezininzi lokuthumela akuyomfuneko ukulinda, kuya kuvela ngokwaso (nokuncancisa, Into esisiseko koomama). Ke, ndaye ndahluzwa! Yenzekile ngokwayo.
Ndenze i-odolo ngowona ulindelo lwe-rainbow, kodwa ngoku andiqinisekanga ukuba ndiyaphindaphindi.
I-Soamytakakaslaslavny (IiNkonzo zeMveliso / IiNkonzo: I-5 kwezi 5)
Amava aqaqambileyo. Ndajonga ngovuyo xa umntwana ezalwe, wakhanya. Andinakuyeka ukuthetha ngale gunny imnandi kwaye ndibonise yonke imifanekiso yakhe yeefoto zakhe. Usana luthatha iingcinga zam rhoqo ngomzuzu xa ndingalali. Kwaye kumnandi ukuthenga iimveliso ezinxulumene noko, zonke ezi sokisi kwaye jumpsuit! Neethoyi. Kunye namatyala amaninzi. Sele ndinamava ngokuseka ubuntu obusandul 'ukuzalwa kwakudala (malunga neminyaka engama-30), kodwa iinkcukacha ezininzi zalityalwa.NdinguThando nje! Ukuphela kwe-Dlack Buck (ukuba ungayibiza) - isibakala sokuba usana olusanda kuncinane kakhulu ukuba lizame ikhekhe lam.
Iitrekti ezingenabantu ezingenabantu (Imveliso / Inkonzo: 1 kwi-5)
Ufunda nje izimvo ezingasentla! Ndixelele, kule ndawo kukho indlela yokuthintela i-Shiya ingxelo kubatomkhulu? Ndikhathazekile kangangokuba ndigqwetha umfanekiso opheleleyo.
I-Uglyvolvolobloblog (kwiiMveliso / Inkonzo: 3 ye-5)
Ndizamile malunga neminyaka emibini edlulileyo. Inkonzo imangalisiwe. Ngamanye amaxesha kwakunzima kakhulu. Ngamanye amaxesha ndandibuhlungu kakhulu, ndafumana uxinzelelo, kodwa ngamanye amaxesha baba mhle kwaye bemangalisa. Ngoko ke ukuba ngenene awufuni oku, ngoko musani ukwenza umyalelo, akunamsebenzi nokuba njani abahlobo, izalamane okanye uluntu zibekwa phezu kwakho.
Kwaye ukuba ufuna ngokwenene ukuyenza. Musa ukulindela ukuba imimangaliso kunye nokulula kokusebenza, kuba akuyi kuba njalo. Kodwa ewe, ukuba uya kubuya kuwo onke ubunzima, emva koko ulinde amaxesha, mhle kakhulu ukuba uza kuhlawula kulonwabo.
Awuyi kulala ngokwaneleyo. Uya kucaphuka ngamanye abantu, umntwana ngokwakhe, kwaye nawe ngokwakho. Uya kuba ngoxinzelelo kwaye uya kuyiphunga. Kwaye uya kubamba intliziyo. Ke ngokonwaba, ngokoyika okanye ngorhatya. Ngamanye amaxesha ukusuka kuzisola. Kwaye zonke ezi mvakalelo ziqhelekile.
Abasebenzisi abafuna ukuzama ukubuza ukuba la mava aya kuba yinto eyoyikisayo okanye engathandekiyo, ndingatsho into enye - "Ewe."
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