Kukho indoda ehlekisayo. Kwaye kukho umntu osebenzayo. Akayihleki. Uxakeke kakhulu. Yintoni kanye kanye? Ewe, enyanisweni, wonke umntu! Ukutshaya, i-cappuccino, eqinisekileyo kwi-tepe ... sizii-orchestras! Kwaye amanqaku omhla wethu ajonge into efana nento ...
7.00. I-Countaik ibiza kundikhulisa - kwaye ngequbuliso iguqukele kwi-lizard enemilenze elingeneyo emehlweni akhe. Kwaye ngequbuliso uqala ukucula ngelizwi. Uyamcinezela kwiqhosha - kwaye inamathele.
7.10. Damn, yayingelilo iqhosha. Kwakhona ndithengise.
7.11. I-Appan.
7.15. I-TIOBIK, sele ifikile kakhulu, ngokungalindelekanga ikhula kwi-metastic exabisekileyo. Kuzya, ndikuthanda kakhulu, kodwa uya esihogweni nekati, oneminyaka emihlanu kusasa ndityebile islippers ?!
8.00. Ewe, luhlobo luni lweehagu. Kuphela kudala, amehlo am agutyungelwe. Kwakungekho xesha lokubonisa.
8.10. Kulungile, intloko ngomso. I-tiiling tie.
8.30. Ngaba i-kettle andikayi ndiyibeka okanye sele ipholile?
8.50. Ka-A-Ak ndifuna ukulala. Namhlanje ndiza kuza ekhaya - ndihambe kwangoko.
8.55. Lo mngxunya kwi-pantyhose elungileyo yayingengobusuku uphela. Ngubani ophefumlayo? ..
9.25. Okanye mhlawumbi ezi zisalungele le heat?
I-9.30. Hayi, ungazixeleli, nokuba injani na imozulu.
I-9.40. Okanye mhlawumbi kukukhanya kweholo engaphumelelanga?
9.55. Yonke into, i-jean, i-chart, inkululeko, ukulingana, i-nafig ... ndizakufika kwi-titianne, nantsi iplagi eyoyikisayo!
10.15. Ndinqula ngolwimi. Kwindlela engaphantsi, iyavela, hayi iijam zendlela ezinjalo.
10.25. Kwaye le kwi-scalf scalf inokwenzeka mntu ukuba iindevu zizokucheba ...
10.26. Kwaye ukuba akazange atshicele apho, apha i-backpack yam empumlweni yam!
11.05. I-459 engenayo.
11.15. Ukukhulisa nje izinto zokuncedisa i-penis kunye noqeqesho kwindlela ye-vedic yokwabelana ngesondo ngomlomo? Ewe, loo nto. I-spam yanamhlanje ithile engalunganga.
11.45. Endaweni yokuba "iprinta" i-Obogovan ". Ke oko kuthetha ukuba "typo" kaThemba "
12.00. Ndilambile.
12.05. Hayi, kubalulekile ukubandezeleka.
12.10. Oh, waffel. Yiya kum, sithandwa sam.
12.25 ..25. Ndilambile.
12.27. Kodwa le mvula intle ngekhephu ... andifuni kwanto! Ngakumbi intlanganiso ngo-13.00.
12.34. Okanye mhlawumbi lonke ixesha?
12.36. Kodwa ukucocwa ...
12.40. Owu, nattyk, ngaba ukwindawo enkulu? UnguMsindisi wam. Ndithathe isaladi ngenkukhu. Ewe, yimalini,
13.00. Ngexesha elizayo andizukutshintsha ndithathe amakhulu amabini.
13.10. Ngendlela, bacinga ntoni ngazo ngale ntlanganiso?
13.20. Ngendibe nexesha lokutya okuqhelekileyo kabini.
13.25. Okanye ngaba bekukho enye i-waffle esungule? Hayi, namhlanje ayisiyomi yam.
13.34. Wowu. I-chef ivuke. I-Nattyk, imali mboleko kum, kukho i-gorist, ndiza kwenza ikofu ekhawulezayo.
13.45. Unjani, umtshayelo, uthambile? ..
14.00. Kuba abahlobo bakho abathathu namhlanje ngumhla wokuzalwa ... bancede babhiyozele ... enkosi, uMark uZuckerberg, nantoni na endiyenzayo ngaphandle kwakho!
14.45. Njengoko sele sitsaleleke kakhulu kwi-St. Petersburg! S, kodwa bendifuna ukukhetha ifoto yeposikhadi ...
15.00. Kuvunyelwe, kufowunela ukuphela kweveki, yiba nemini emnandi.
15.30. Waphinda waxhonywa. Ayinyamezeleki. Dima umntu obonileyo?
15.45. Dumka! Yiya kum, iBunny. Ewe, uyasebenza ngezicelo zakho! Apha apha. Ewe, kulungile, ayisebenzi.
15.50. Iyasebenza, ewe, ewe ... iyoyika, kungenjalo andazi.
16.00. USomandla Buddha, njengoko iZadalbalbal. Zimbini iiyure ...
16.03. Elinye iyure kunye namashumi amahlanu anesixhenxe ... utyekelo, kunjalo, ofanelekileyo ...
16.07. Luhlobo olunjani lukaNelo, kwabonakala kum, ubuncinci isiqingatha selixa lidlulile!
16.15. UJulia ::prics.rucs.ru/chto-zhe-e-ExvogoIj- HJYHHIJ-IJERHEAJ- *))
16.20 ..20. Ukusuka: Vitaly BelyaeV Phowe: R: Impendulo ezizenzekelayo ezithandekayo othandekayo! Kude kube nge-2/15/2015 ndikwiholide. Kwimibuzo engxamisekileyo, nxibelelana ne-Evgeny Petrov.
Ewe, ngokwam yinzuzo embi. Ewe, ayimfuneko kakhulu.
16.30. Kwaye yintoni ubumnyama obuphuma ngaphandle? Ngaba sele kudala?
16.45. Ndibulala.
17.15. Ndilambile.
17.16. Ewe, Tatianvasilna, ndabhala. Andinguye namhlanje, kulungile?
17.57. Zonke iimpelaveki ezilungileyo! .. Owu, umthi weKrisimesi, luyintoni ngoLwesine ?! Ungayenza, Natasha, nceda, akukho nto uyithethayo.
18.00. Ukuba kuyanetha, yisuse kwaye unike ikhephu. Ukuba yikhephu, yisuse kwaye uyinike ... andazi ukuba yintoni. Kodwa ayinjalo!
18.15. Ewe, ndiyaqondakala. Ndihlaselwe ndaya ekhaya kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Kodwa uphela - iphi? Kwaye kutheni le nto? Kwaye bathi: Inqanaba lokuzalwa liwela ... hayi-vi-zhu.
18.20 ..20. Mna? Okulandelayo? Kwaye yintoni elandelayo? Andiboni ...
18.30. Ndilambile!
19.05. Hayi, qinisa, bhake - yayingumbono ongenangqondo. Ngomso. I-Dumplings - yonke into yethu.
19.25. Ishumi elinesithathu lokulahla inkunkuma ngokucacileyo ayilonwabanga ...
19.30. Ndibulala. Iyimfuneko namhlanje yonke into efanayo yokuwela kwangoko.
19.40. Okwangoku, yiyo loo nto i-icacose, ndide ndilibele.
I-19.50. Into ethandwa ngandlela ithile hilo. Hayi usuku lwam. Kwaye uthenge iitights ulibale.
19.55. Kwaye le troller isaphambene? Ngaba le ndoda ngokubanzi ?!
20.30. Isicatshulwa esinomdla ... ngandlela thile ndinomyalelo apho ...
20.40. Isosi, nangona kunjalo, iya kulunga ...
21.00. Ngandlel 'ithile endlwini yezitokhwe. Kwaye ukuba imfazwe yenyukliya, i-zombie Apocalypse? Ngendlela, ndiyazibuza ukuba ngoobani eqatshelwe ngoobani i-Zombie Apocalypse?
22.00. Ukuhlamba, kubonakala ngathi, ukuyibeka kakhulu. Kuyimfuneko ukubhala eludongeni, okanye into. Owu, kwaye sele ibhaliwe!
23,00. Kwaye ngoku ndilala ngalo naliphi na iliso. Ndiyabuza ukuba luhlobo oluthile lomthetho wengqondo? Google, njani ukuqunjelwa?
00,00. Umqondiso uthe cwaka emva kweeyure ezisixhenxe ... kuya kuba yimfuneko ukuhlamba intloko yakho ...
00.25. Yonke, cima, cima.
03.56. Kuzma, kwi-cap ye-hat !!!
7.00. Ngubani olapha? Ihamba phi i-bimerik? I-Sep God ye-Mee-A-A-A-RT ... APHAAN.