Ngubani omnye umntu ongazange waba ne-facebook ngeefoto zayo ukusuka kwiminyaka yoo-1990? Enkosi, sele sibangele ukuba sisothuke sale meko, i-sweatshi, i-hases kunye neejackets eziphindwe kabini kwiseli yohambo lokuqala ukuya kwi-Hugthada engaqondakaliyo. Kodwa oku akuyonto ngokuthelekisa indlela abantwana bethu abaya kuhleka ngayo kwaye boyikeke, baqwalasele iifoto zethu ukusuka kwishumi elinesishumi kwi-fashmob ethile.
Kwakukho ukutya okuncinci, inzala iya kuthatha isigqibo. Ayimangalisi ke into yokuba wonke umntu ogutyungelweyo uBurger kuye kwafuneka athathe umfanekiso: kuba ayikaziwa ukuba izakuba nini na.
Kwiimeko zokusithobela, yonke into igxothiwe kwaye idiniwe kwaye idiniwe i-T-shirts ezindala ze-4 ubungakanani. I-T-shirts ithengise kuphela iintlobo ezimbini-ngekati kunye nentetho yoluntu esebenzayo. Imida yayikwinqaba, akukho mpahla kunye ne-alpha i-alfarest. Ihlwempu lihlala, yintoni.
Kwi-Bite, abantu babanjiwe kwaye benemifuzisi, ke isiqingatha semilebe yenziwa ngaphambi kobungakanani be-chenji.
Kwiminyaka yeshumi elinzima, abantu babengavumelekanga ukuba bafotwe ngomthetho wabo weDraconian, kuba eyona nto igxothiweyo yayifihliwe kwizindlu zangasese kwaye ishenxise inkalipho kwisipili. Kwaye ngubani owayengenayo indlu yangasese-ifihliwe kwiikhabhathi ezingaqhelekanga, ezibonakala ngathi zisiya kumgodi. Besingayiqondi into awayeyiyo.
Imilenze ichonge ingaba lo mntu ungcono kunangaphambili. Ubuncinci, akukho mntu ukhe wabonakalisa iifoto kumaxwebhu abo. Kodwa imilenze ibonakalisiwe rhoqo.
Kodwa jonga nasiphithizekile. Ifoto yedijithali efudumeleyo, akukho upelo lwe-3D 3d i-Holography, idutyulwe kwi-iPhone yesithandathu ye-iPhone, eh, i-nostalgia-baya kuthi balale, bazalisa abantwana abakhulileyo, abantwana abanobunzima. Olona ncedo lubalaseleyo lwe-leunar luya kubuya: yonke le meko imbali ibubungqina obucacileyo we-Reptiloilic Senficid izama ukusikhuthaza ukuba zilungile kwishumi! Azange abantu balunge kwiiglasi ezinjalo kunye nebhulukhwe enjalo!? Musani ukuzikholelwa emhlabeni. Emva, ndicinge, ndakhulelwa, ndikhawuleza ndibumbe ubugqwetha. Sukulinda.