Asiyi kuphinda into ebonakalayo ngoku ukuba ezona zini kwibhedi yimvume yeqabane lakho kuvavanyo lwakho. Ke ngoko, ezi cebiso zilandelayo ezivela kubafundi i-buzfeed zingamava obuqu kuphela. Akukho mfuneko yokuthatha yonke into ekuthetheni kwaye ibaleke iye. Nangona ukuzama, mhlawumbi usafanelekile.
Isingqisho "Umlomo wezandla"
"Kum, eyona nto ibalulekileyo kunye nesitshixo sempumelelo kukuseka isingqisho endilingenisayo kumlomo wam kwaye sishenxise isandla."
Izandla hayi ngesithukuthezi
"Xa ndisezantsi, ngokuqinisekileyo ndizame ukutshayisela kwaye ndiyinyibilike ngezandla ezikhululekileyo, isifuba, i-nipples kunye necala elingaphakathi."
Malunga nolwimi
"Ndiqala ngokuKhangela, ngelize, nokuba ndiqeqeshe kakhulu kwi-ice cream. Ilayisensi ende ilungu lolwimi olunzima de ekugqibeleni ndithathe emlonyeni. "
I-EWE
"Iqhinga lam liyi-rap yejusi yediliya engaphambi kwayo. Okanye iorenji. Ngokubanzi, nasiphi na isiselo se-acidic esibangela ukuhlaliswa. Soze ndiyeke le nye i-hack. "
I-odd edd
"Akukho ntuthumbo yeoyile kunye neVaseline, inkqubela phambili yaqhubeka, zithengele i-oyile edyayo kunye nencasa emnandi nangaphezulu."
I-Sucks enjengokucoca i-vacuum cleaner
"Ukuba inyibilikisiwe, emva koko inyanzelekile ukuba inamandla kwaye igxile kwimiphetho yentloko, ukuba akunjalo, kungcono ukutsala umntu oqinileyo kwaye udibanise indawo ye-bridle."
Amehlo emehlweni
"Unxibelelwano olujongeka lubaluleke kakhulu. Kwaye isithandwa sam siqala kakhulu xa ndililungu emlonyeni kwaye ndimjonge. "
Zama intshukumo emnyama
"Ndidla ngokubamba ilungu emlonyeni, kwaye ndiyacinezela isandla sam sasimahla kwaye ndingena nzulu. Ndikucebisa ukuba uxoxe kuqala. Ngokubanzi, isithandwa sam siyathandwa xa ndibuya umva.
Mamela omnye komnye kwaye uxoxe ngezinto ezithandayo
"Ndinengcebiso enye-intetho ndixoxe. Ngcwalisa omnye komnye. "
Intlonelo kaShalarah.
"Sisebenza njengelungu elinelungu, kwaye ngeli xesha likhaba iScrotum kunye nendawo encinci phantsi kwayo. Itshintsha kakhulu. "
Ngamanye amaxesha ijika inyani
"Ukuba awunikeli luxolo lobuqaqawuli bozuko" lomqala onzulu ", ndikucebisa ukuba uphuthise intloko yakho ebhedini, ukuze iqabane lakho ngelo xesha limi phezu kwakho phantsi. Kuyanceda ukucinezela i-vomit decex. Khanyisa, uya kungena nzulu kwaye kwezinye izikhundla. "
I-Reflex inokucinezelwa
"I-HACK yam, xa ndiqala ukundishiya, nditshitshize kakhulu isithupha kwinqindi, ukutshintsha kwengqondo kunye nomqala wokuzihlaziya."
Ungalibali ngentloko
"Sithanda bobabini xa ndithatha intloko yelungu ixesha elide, ndiba ndibale yonke into kwaye."
Ndiza kuthumela
"Ukuhlamba, ukoyikisa, kodwa musa ukugqithisa, ezinye izandi kufuneka zibe kukuntywila yonke le nto utshatyiswa njalo."
Sukungahoyi ulwimi lomzimba
"Ndihlala ndimamela umzimba wendoda ukuba ndikhathazekile kwaye ndaqala ukuphefumla nzulu kwaye ndibe nzima, ndiye ndagxila kwinto kanye kanye. Ungaze ukhohlise umzimba. "
Izinyo zifihla
"Ungaze kwaye phantsi kwazo naziphi na iimeko kufuneka amazinyo akho achukunyisi ilungu. Akukho lula ukungathandeki, kunokuba buhlungu kakhulu. Khawufane ucinge ukuba kukho umntu otyhalela i-clitor yakho! Apha. Ngapha koko, unokuwoyikisa iqabane lakho kwaye, nokuba uyathanda ukulala ngomlomo, uya kumphepha. Ngaba uyayifuna? "
Inkuthazo
"Mna nomyeni wam sihlala sizama ukuhlala kangaka ukuze ndindibethe ngeli xesha ngasemva, ndicofe iinwele zam, ndiyandikhulisa kwaye andifuni kuyeka."
I-pop kwi-studio
"Nasiphi na isiselo esinxilisayo esipholileyo, i-lemonade, i-champagne, kunjalo, nayo, ifanelekile. Sithatha kancinci emlonyeni, sithathe ilungu lomlomo kwaye sicinezela ulwimi, iibbhu ziya kuqala ukuqhuma kwaye ... andizukuqhubeka ndixele. "
Yonwabela kuyo
"I-Blobjob ayiloxesha kwaye ingesohlwayo. Yenza le nto ngenzondelelo kwaye ungaze uyenze ukuba awufuni. "
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