Sasikhe satsha kubantu abatsha. Ngobusuku obude, i-nefle yabuza imibuzo okanye, ngokuchaseneyo, ayibuzanga eyona nto ibalulekileyo. Ngoku singayikhumbula ngokuhleka.
I-Newbie ilizisiwe
Kumsebenzi wakho wokuqala, ngosuku lokuqala ndafika nge-3 pm ngeshedyuli yomsebenzi ukusuka kwi-6 kusasa.
Akukho bantu
Ndandingosuku lokuqala kwigumbi lokusebenza (iminyaka eli-17). Ndaxelelwa ukuba ndingayikhuphe ivalve kwibhaluni yeoksijini, kwaye ndandingeyonto yanto yanto. Buza mntu: i-brigade iphela kwiimpahla ezingenaziphango. Ndixelelwe: Masibaleke, sikhangele indoda enye into, iyeza ixesha! Ndikwisepha, ndiqinisekile ukuba kukho umntu otyhidiweyo, bhabha uye kumnyango olandelayo (kwaye kukho enye igumbi lokusebenza) ngokukhala "ngenkuthazo emfutshane!" Kwaye ndiyasiva ndiphendule: "Uxolo, sonke siyingozi."
Intlanzi eyenzakalisayo
Ndinomsebenzi njengomhleli. Ndanikwa ukuba nditshekishe inqaku malunga neentlanzi, apho eyona ndawo idibeneyo ihlanganiswe libinzana elithi "koi carip". Bendingazi ukuba iicarps zibizwa, kwaye zagqiba ekubeni ezi ziimpazamo: Archasm kwaye iphoswe ikoma. Ngenkuthalo ilungisa yonke into "kwiinqwelomoya, ethi,", ke, ngokwendlela, isicatshulwa sine-flopatila.
Ukuziphatha kwe-Amoral
Xa wayefunda eyunivesithi, eneminyaka eli-18 ubudala, wayeqhelene nezibuko. Basebenza njengomncedisi welebhu kwi-Suite eshushu. Ndagxothwa ukusuka apho ngeveki yomsebenzi. Uthe-yiza ngenyanga ngomvuzo. Kwaye ngoba? Abalobi babuyiselwa ekhaya. Kwiinyanga ezintandathu, ezibanjiweyo zentlanzi. Kwaye ndiza kuhlalutya kwaye ndiye elanga elitratweni, ndidinisa. Ndaxelelwa ukuba: "Ukuze ndingayicothisiyo umsebenzi wokuhlanganiswa kwabasebenzi."
Inqaku lomsebenzi
Umsebenzi wam wokuqala osoloko ungumguquleli kwi-ofisi ye-Embassy Coyintey kunye nokulungiselela inkosi. Ndabhala lo msebenzi wesayensi, kubandakanya emsebenzini. Kwaye kanye ukuba umphathi obaluleke kakhulu uye kwi-ofisi yam enobuqhophololo ngaphandle kwesilumkiso ngaphezulu kwamaxwebhu "amadini anegazi kwizinto ezimbi zesiGrike", ngomzekeliso ofanelekileyo wekhompyuter .
I-genking geyser
Ihanjiswe kwi-ofisi ye-SBRED, xa wayefunda unyaka wesihlanu. Indawo yokuqala enkulu. Ekuseni, ipaspoti elahlekileyo phambi kodliwanondlebe. Kwaye ngaphandle kwakhe, babengavunyelwanga eofisini. Bendikhangela ipasipoti yeeyure ezimbini, ndafumanisa, kodwa iiyure ezimbini ndandifike kade. Basawuthatha umsebenzi. Ngomhla wokuqala wokusebenza, i-snack yayithathwa nam-i-strawberry yogart kwibhotile. Kwakushushu, nge-degrees amashumi amathathu. Xa wonke umntu ephume kwiKhabhinethi, ndagqiba kwelokuba ndisesele i-yogart, ifunyenwe, kwaye ivela kwibhotile - umthombo wamanzi epinki. Amaxwebhu, iimfihlo, iimfama, phala-yonke into ivumba ubugcisa kwaye yayikwimibala epinki. Ngokungaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo, abajongi. Kodwa yayineentloni - uloyiko lulula.
Rhabaxa
Igcinwe kwiZiko elichanekileyo leZizwe ngezizwe ngezithethe, zonke ii-snobs, kwaye ndayoyika yonke into. Ngosuku lokuqala kakhulu ndaqhubeka nam ngetreyila kunye neebits zentlanzi, kwisidlo sasemini. Ndaya kwitheyibhile yentsebenzo, ndafaka i-microwave ... kwaye baqhuma! Kwabaleka kwasinda, wazenza ngathi akakho apha. Ewe, kwakungekho mkhamo kwangoko. Abaphathi babeyinto yokuhamba: i-microwave yaqhekeka, kwaye intlanzi yayibolile, iveki yayicofa kakhulu kuyo yonke i-openpsessey.
Ishawa ebandayo
Umsebenzi wam wokuqala kwa-Israyeli ngumlindi kwindawo yokutyela yaseTshayina. Ihlobo, ubushushu obukhulu. NgoLwesihlanu, ngokuhlwa, enye yezona ndawo zinoxinzelelo, usuku lwam lokuqala emsebenzini. Abantu basebumnyameni. Imanyano iza, ii-odolo zesoda. Ndamzisa, ndiyivule, ndaphalaza kwiglasi, intshukumo enye engakhathaliyo, iglasi ijika kwaye isiselo somkhenkce sigalelwe phezu kwakhe kwibhulukhwe. Umalume uncwina kwaye ngokuzolileyo ngokupheleleyo wathi: "Ishawa yokuhlambela ebandayo kubushushu ilungile, kodwa kutheni ifanelekile amaqanda?" Ndikwisixhenxe, ndibaleke ndangena ngasemva ndaye ndayiva malunga neyure.
Iphinde ilungelelaniswe
Ithiyetha yaqala isinxibo. Ukuqala, zonke izinxibo zinezitebhisi kwaye zatshutshiswa, apho wafumana i-vtuk - iimpahla kwiholo kwaye kufanele ukuba imdaka kwaye inomdaka.
Ukucutha
Ngomsebenzi wokuqala wethutyana, kwi-Peanate, wafumana umsebenzi ozalisa amatikiti omfundi kwiikhosi ezintsha. I-Wickisticka, kubonakala ukuba, yagqiba kwelokuba kuba ndandiyintombazana ekhutheleyo ephethe ipigitali, emva koko kufanele ukuba ndibhalwe ngesandla njengendoda ebalaseleyo. Kwaye andizange ndizixelele ukuba ekuphela kwento onokuncomisa umbhalo wam ngesandla - uyasonga. Andinamehlo, kwaye amagama engasoloko enyuka ngemitya. Ngokubanzi, kwakuyimfuneko ukubona abafundi xa betyhila amatikiti abo abafundi kwaye bafunda i-doodle yam. Malunga nam, emva koko balumkisa wonke umntu: "Oku akunakuzalisa amaphepha asemthethweni!"
Iingcali zoMgibe
Kwiziko bekukho umkhwa onjalo kubaqeshi - ukumema abafundi ukuba babe nosuku lokuvavanywa, kubonakala ngathi kuyazi inkcubeko yenkampani. Umsebenzi wawunesibindi-kude kube ngokuhlwa. Rhoqo simahla. Ndanikwa ukugcwalisa iincwadi zomsebenzi. Ndandibhinqa kakhulu, kwaye ndivela kwivolumu, kwaye kwinto yokuba akukho mntu unokuphendula imibuzo. Kwakuyimfuneko ukwenza iirekhodi zokunikezelwa, kodwa bekukho iindawo ezimbalwa kakhulu kule fomu. Ke ngelo xesha, endaweni yolu khuphiswano lwabasebenzi abalungileyo, "waqalisa ukubhala ukhuphiswano lwabasebenzi abalungileyo," waqalisa ukubhala ukhuphiswano lwamakhoboka. " Andicingi ukuba umntu othile uqaphele into.
Uyilo lwakho-poop
Ndifundise i-HTML kwinqanaba lomsebenzisi ukuqaqambisa ifonti njalo njalo. Amaxesha kwi-Intanethi zazingaqhelekanga, kwaye uqhelekile ndiqhele ukwenza indawo. Ndikhathazekile ixesha elide, ndazama ukubona ukuba le nto yahluke ngayo i-domain, njani indlela yokuzoba i-logo kwigama (bendingenamsebenzi wobugcisa, okanye umhleli we-oyile ethula ioyile, Ukufuna ifonti yemfusa kwimvelaphi ye-orenji ... Ngokubanzi, ndonwabile xa babecinga kwaye baqeshe omnye umntu, amazwi awadluli. Kwaye sonwabile ngakumbi xa indawo ehlazo yobhaliso yasuswa kwi-Intanethi.
Gcina umphathi
Emva kokuba iziko lisebenze kumzi-mveliso, kwiSebe looMqulu, lalikhona owona mncinci. Sasinamagumbi amabini kwiSebe. Enye, encinci, kwakungekho mnyango kwipaseji, kuphela kwigumbi eliphambili. Ndihlala ndishiya le yokugqibela xa bonke abasebenzi bebehlukane. Nje ukuba ndilibele ukukhangela ukuba kukho nabani na kwigumbi elincinci ... ngemini elandelayo yaqonda ukuba ndiyivale inkosi apho. Wayeyindoda ebukhali nembeko, nokuba bendinokuzibiza ngokuba ndinomqeshwa, wabuya ngaloo kuloliwe waza wakhulula.
Fumana i-SPY
Ndinomsebenzi njengomphathi kwinkampani yezorhwebo ngokuhambelana nenqanaba elide. Ngemini yokuqala ndafika kuthethathethwano namaqabane ezizwe. Ngokuhlwa, isalamane esindibizile saza sacela ukuba yonke into ilungile kwaye indlela endimthanda ngayo umsebenzi omtsha. Ndiyavuya kakhulu, ndixelelwe ukuba yonke into imangalisa kwaye indlela enomdla yayikukuncokola nabasemzini. Ngemini elandelayo umphathi wam wahamba amafu amnyama. Iingxoxo zaziyimfihlo, kwaye isalamane sam sasebenza kubantu abakhuphisana nabo.
Ngokuchasene nokuhlekisa
Umhlobo wam kunye nam sasinguJuncuras, kwaye saya kumatikiti asimahla sohlobo oluthile lomxube we-pop, ukuze siyibhale inqaku ngaye. Kwifoto yomfoti yayingumhlobo, kwaye ndaqasha isicatshulwa esiya. Wenza i-theromist ye-theromist. Intombazana ekhangela i-engile iqhekeza, igoba, enkundleni. Wayeyintombazana ephezulu, entle kakhulu, epeyintwe ngohlobo oluthile lwebala elimnyama elimnyama. Ngokubanzi, i-droboncko, iphosa ngengozi ukulinda kwicala lakhe, alikwazanga ukuphazamisa. Ngexesha lemonogue, waphakamisa umlenze kunye ne-giggles kwimizuzwana embalwa. Kwaye ngenxa yoko, ihamba ngonyawo kunye nonyawo. Wakhwela kuye, emva koko wathi uqhubeke, ngokungathi akaphazamisi, wenza umlenze wakhe kwaye waqhubeka nemoto yakhe kwindawo eyahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo: ndilibale amagama.
I-GARKREART
Ndisebenze kwenye yeebhanki, kwaye kukho amanye amaqhinga akhoyo kwiSebe lezoMthetho. Ngenye inqaku ndithumela ileta kumphathi wam: "Phulaphula, i-les, le nkosi yeSebe lezoMthetho lihlobo oluthile lwesizathu esiyingozi." Emva kwexesha elithile, umphathi wam uphendula athi: "Ewe, ndiyazi, kodwa kutheni uyibhalile?" Ngokubanzi, ewe, ndiyibhalele kwiNtloko yeSebe lezoMthetho, kwaye wawenza
Umsebenzi wephupha
Ndandineminyaka eli-14 ubudala, ndazinza ukuba ndiphume kwivenkile yeencwadi kwiTverkaya emva kokuvala. Kwakuyingqhayiya ngokufumana umsebenzi ngokwakhe wafumana umsebenzi, ibhegi yemali yemali ilungisiwe. Ngokubanzi, babhabhe basuka kubazali, kuba ebuyela emva kusasa, kwaye kumqeshi, kuba ndifunda ngalo lonke ixesha. Idutyulwe ngeveki.
I-Coyint yoyike
Ndaye ndasebenza njengekhuriya (kunye nomphathi), kwaye inkampani ithengise kubandakanywa neekhemikhali. Ndithathe i-odolo ngokuhlwa kwinkampani, ndafika ekhaya ukuba ndinikele umxhasi kusasa, eyayikufuphi nendlu yam kunokuba ndiye eofisini. Ewe, enye yeetoni ihamba. Ndibeka iigloves zerabha kwaye ndaqala ukucoca ulwelo kwikhaphethi ekwiholo, kwaye ke iigloves ezandleni zam zaqala ukuwa ngaphandle kwento endiyisoyi ngayo! Ebhankini yayiyi-acid.
Molo kwixesha elidlulileyo
Iminyaka emitsha edlulileyo ndisenayo i-schoanboy ibhale uphononongo lwemidlalo yeMidlalo yamaphephancwadi "itosi yethoyi." Ngandlel 'ithile yeza evenkileni, kwaye ndandinika i-bi bigue entsha kwaye ndidlula kwisiNgesi kumagqabi aprintiweyo. Ndazisa olu lonwabo kumhleli wacela enye i-4 Megabytes ye-RAM, kuba wayeneyona mifuneko mincinci 8. "", "Babhala ngendlela owazi ngayo." Ewe, ndiguqulele la magqabi njengoko ndikwazi. Igumbi laphuma, kwaye le magazini ilala iileta ezinomsindo: Sahleka salityalwa. Kwiminyaka embalwa kamva, kwikhompyuter entsha, ndagqiba kwelokuba ndidlale i-bioforge. Ndafaka, ndazama kwaye ndaqonda ukuba akukho nto ingaqondakaliyo. Ndifumene oovimba ovimba, ndafumana indinyana, ndazama ukufunda kwaye ixesha elide ndisebenza: "Ke, ukuba liyintoni le ntweni !!!"
Ndiyacela!
Kumsebenzi wam wokuqala, okokuqala ebomini bam wandibizwa ngegama kunye ne-patrolymic - ngefowuni. Ndivile igama elithi-Patrotroymic, laphendula lathi akukho nto injalo apha, yeka ifowuni kwaye emva koko yaqonda ukuba bandibize.
